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« on: Jun 11, 2009, 07:14 PM »
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Hi Orgsters!

In the summer of 2006 I made this mini pilot with Jonathan Torrens, Robb Wells and Yoursie Thomas in LA. It's called DICKS. We had a blast making it. We then pitched it to a few networks who I think thought we were dicks for pitching it. Anyway hope you like it, if you do - make enough on line noise and maybe one day DICKS will get to air!

Each episode of DICKS would feature 3 dicks and there would be specials like: Celebrity Dicks, Female Dicks, Animal Dicks, Cop Dicks, Drunk Christmas Party Dicks, Affliction Shirt Dicks, Unbelievable Dicks... you get the drift.

PS, My bud Yoursie Thomas is a standup comic in LA - really funny dude.
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 11, 2009, 07:36 PM »
Nicely shows off the comic genius of Jonathan Torrens. I never thought I would say this but I would like to see more dicks.
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 11, 2009, 07:41 PM »
Ha ha funny stuff, Torrens has the host guy part down pat :D


If you are a member on Youtube make sure to give it the highest rating on the Youtube page!

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« Reply #3 on: Jun 11, 2009, 08:04 PM »
this is a great idea, torrens really can act.
cant wait to see this show, or any other show your working on to broadcast on tv.

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« Reply #4 on: Jun 11, 2009, 08:11 PM »
This is Jonathon Torrens and I'm Jonathon Torrens....

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« Reply #5 on: Jun 11, 2009, 08:26 PM »
Dear Mr. Clattenburg,

Since I'm a huge fan, obviously I have a certain bias.  But had I never watched even one episode of Trailer Park Boys, I still would have found this hysterically funny.

And that is coming from a middle-aged mom in sensible shoes.

Counting the days until Countdown to Liquor Day.

ever sincerely,

Debb

PS:  Hoping for One Last Shot to be made available...
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 11, 2009, 08:40 PM »
Quote from: TheFave on Jun 11, 2009, 08:26 PM
PS:  Hoping for One Last Shot to be made available...

i ask the TP boys about that last night when they were here in NF, they said they would like to but wasnt sure if it would happen. every fan would love to see it and buy.
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 11, 2009, 09:19 PM »
Hey Mike.  I'm from the States so I certainly won't get the benefit of seeing this, at least as it airs (thanks internet!), but I thought this was pretty funny.  I hope something comes of it!
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 11, 2009, 09:22 PM »
Quote from: Bridger on Jun 11, 2009, 08:40 PM
Quote from: TheFave on Jun 11, 2009, 08:26 PM
PS:  Hoping for One Last Shot to be made available...

i ask the TP boys about that last night when they were here in NF, they said they would like to but wasnt sure if it would happen. every fan would love to see it and buy.

At this point I'll settle for the TPB final one hour episode on DVD!
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 11, 2009, 09:35 PM »
Very funny! The 'dick' is named Andy? Andy Dick? Coincidence? lol
Also, I have to quote Flight of the Conchords: "Too many dicks on the dancefloor." I don't think the quote is relevent to anything here, but this clip made me think of it.
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 11, 2009, 09:56 PM »
Good Stuff but I'm afraid that Robb will be typecast as Ricky for awhile. As I was watching all I saw was Ricky in nicer clothes.
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« Reply #11 on: Jun 12, 2009, 12:53 AM »
That was hilarious  :lol: 
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« Reply #12 on: Jun 12, 2009, 02:51 PM »
Quote from: walterx2 on Jun 11, 2009, 09:56 PM
Good Stuff but I'm afraid that Robb will be typecast as Ricky for awhile. As I was watching all I saw was Ricky in nicer clothes.
I agree. 
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 12, 2009, 01:09 PM »
Thanks for sharing your DICKS with us, guys.

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« Reply #14 on: Jun 12, 2009, 09:49 PM »
he's making fun of Chris Hansen the to catch a predator guy
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« Reply #15 on: Jun 15, 2009, 07:23 AM »
I loved the way JT slipped in that "I'm Jonathan Torrens" at the end of a sentence, that was just too funny.

Hey Mike, if the network dicks aren't interested in airing it, why not make it an internet project? 
The internet is supposed to be the broadcasting medium of the future (apart from the lack of revenue/finance/development money...)   ;)
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« Reply #16 on: Jun 16, 2009, 03:38 PM »
Yeah, webisodes would be awesome and could lead to something much bigger as well!
It was great and f*in hilarious.
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« Reply #17 on: Jun 16, 2009, 05:43 PM »
I love seeing the guys there, and it's funny, but I have trouble imagining that premise as a series.

Now maybe if you could have JT do this to some real life dicks, that could work  :perv1:

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« Reply #18 on: Jun 28, 2009, 07:54 PM »
Hilarious. Yeah I think it is right time and I think that it should be done for the internet. Bypass the network dicks and just air it on youtube and I think that should be a big hit
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« Reply #19 on: Jun 29, 2009, 09:56 AM »
Quote from: Tiggy Puddin on Jun 15, 2009, 07:23 AM
Hey Mike, if the network dicks aren't interested in airing it, why not make it an internet project? 
The internet is supposed to be the broadcasting medium of the future (apart from the lack of revenue/finance/development money...)   ;)

I was thinking the same thing. There's several web series I watch that seem to be doing fairly well(one in particular "man in the box", they had Coolio in a few episodes!)

I personally enjoy the comedy delivered by Mike's work, it points out a lot of quirky things in the average joe everyday kinda life and makes good humor of it. I donno how to put it in words, but it's a fuck of a lot better than the impossible plot lines/comedy basis in the rest of tv shows. I think it would be interesting to see this as a reality tv series, would blow Punk'd and Cheaters out of the fucking water.
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« Reply #20 on: Jun 29, 2009, 01:51 PM »
hahaha Affliction shirt dicks
those guys are dicks
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« Reply #21 on: Jul 03, 2009, 07:11 PM »
 halarious! nice to see the clat is back

my favourite part was when Jonathan dropped the E-Bomb, "Ensconsed" . lol!
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« Reply #22 on: Oct 11, 2009, 05:23 PM »
hah, I just stumbled on this. good stuff.
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« Reply #23 on: Nov 24, 2009, 09:49 AM »
Haven't even watched it yet and I'm laughing.
And I didn't stop at Fishy's Dick joke niether. Very witty and daring

haha
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« Reply #24 on: Nov 24, 2009, 03:53 PM »
I love it!
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