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« Reply #125 on: Jan 10, 2005, 09:09 PM »
N ia for navel, even in winter Elf Randy exposes his bellybutton :shock: !

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« Reply #126 on: Jan 19, 2005, 03:26 PM »
O is for Only One nerd per tree! fackin nerds, hehehe! :P

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« Reply #127 on: Feb 07, 2005, 08:02 AM »
P is for the stoned priest at church.
Q is for the quick getaway from the tree lot the boys were going to rob.
R is the Reason Julian gets to keep the big screen...No winner in the light contest.
S is for Stinking Drunk aka Lahey in the church.
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« Reply #128 on: Feb 07, 2005, 01:49 PM »
T is for Toys - don't steal any children's gifts! - but how can we tell when they're wrapped? :roll: -Cheers!

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« Reply #129 on: Feb 07, 2005, 03:14 PM »
U is for unda-cover brotha...er...J Roc when he is in disquise..ya know..sleepin under the trailer in hopes to get some 'street cred'

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« Reply #130 on: Dec 05, 2013, 09:30 AM »
V is for " very" surprised  at how many people were stoned at the church service . Good times  :lol: .
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« Reply #131 on: Dec 05, 2013, 05:56 PM »
W is for "Whaaaaa?? This thread has been resurrected!?!"
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« Reply #132 on: Dec 06, 2013, 12:07 AM »
 X is for X to tha X to tha X. That greasy shit that soft serve Ricky couldn't do, nomesayin?  :perv1:
And Shitrock's in the cradle and J-Roc's hoes
  Little Bobandy and the way that she goes
When ya get outta jail, son? Dad, I don't know when
 But we'll get drunk and eat chicken fingers then, Dad.
 We'll get drunk and eat chicken fingers then

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« Reply #133 on: Dec 06, 2013, 08:18 AM »
Y is for " Yes " the Boys stole Christmas gifts , but it was for worthy cause   :grin:
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« Reply #134 on: Dec 06, 2013, 08:13 PM »
Z for Zero chance Jim Lahey is winning that fackin' TV, because he didn't buy any lights from Julian.

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« Reply #135 on: Dec 07, 2013, 08:15 AM »
A is for  " All " Ricky wanted for Christmas was to stay in jail  :jail: , but Julian made sure that didn't happen  .
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« Reply #136 on: Dec 08, 2013, 05:27 AM »
B is for Bubbles. He's had that present for years. His parents left it for him the year that they went away. And he doesn't want to open it until they come back, which is actually pretty sad because they're not going to. But I guess he knows that. He just likes to hang onto it and think about his family at Christmas time, you know?
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And Shitrock's in the cradle and J-Roc's hoes
  Little Bobandy and the way that she goes
When ya get outta jail, son? Dad, I don't know when
 But we'll get drunk and eat chicken fingers then, Dad.
 We'll get drunk and eat chicken fingers then

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« Reply #137 on: Dec 13, 2013, 12:33 PM »
C is for  " Can't " get the image of  Lahey being a drunk Santa outta my head .
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« Reply #138 on: Dec 13, 2013, 09:03 PM »
D is for Dougie, fuckin Chris passed out again. I told you, man. He's drinkin rum and smokin weed. Keep him on the hash! You can't smoke weed and drink rum.
And Shitrock's in the cradle and J-Roc's hoes
  Little Bobandy and the way that she goes
When ya get outta jail, son? Dad, I don't know when
 But we'll get drunk and eat chicken fingers then, Dad.
 We'll get drunk and eat chicken fingers then

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« Reply #139 on: Dec 14, 2013, 05:21 PM »
E is for; Ever wondered how the shit mobile got like that?

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« Reply #140 on: Dec 22, 2013, 08:05 AM »
F is for Family and Friends. That's what Christmas is all about so go get drunk and stoned with them. If you don't drink or smoke dope just spend some time with them.  :ricky:
And Shitrock's in the cradle and J-Roc's hoes
  Little Bobandy and the way that she goes
When ya get outta jail, son? Dad, I don't know when
 But we'll get drunk and eat chicken fingers then, Dad.
 We'll get drunk and eat chicken fingers then

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« Reply #141 on: Dec 23, 2013, 05:18 PM »
G is for ganking because sometimes a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. Tis the season and what not.

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« Reply #142 on: Dec 25, 2014, 12:12 AM »
H is for He's going to be staying with us for awhile, at least temporarily. I thought he could help you out around the park, you know, for a bit of food and a place to stay
And Shitrock's in the cradle and J-Roc's hoes
  Little Bobandy and the way that she goes
When ya get outta jail, son? Dad, I don't know when
 But we'll get drunk and eat chicken fingers then, Dad.
 We'll get drunk and eat chicken fingers then

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Re: Christmas Special ABCs
« Reply #143 on: Dec 24, 2015, 02:51 AM »
I is for I'm not dissin jail, buddy. I'm talkin about your spirituality here.
And Shitrock's in the cradle and J-Roc's hoes
  Little Bobandy and the way that she goes
When ya get outta jail, son? Dad, I don't know when
 But we'll get drunk and eat chicken fingers then, Dad.
 We'll get drunk and eat chicken fingers then