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« Reply #25 on: Dec 08, 2008, 12:02 AM »
To go home and spend the holiday's with my family, lounging around the house all day enjoying Christmas. I'm ecstatic that this will be the case.
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« Reply #26 on: Dec 08, 2008, 09:39 PM »


Visit to the mall Santa this weekend
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« Reply #27 on: Dec 09, 2008, 06:09 AM »
...a fuckin' space suit!  :bubs:
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« Reply #28 on: Dec 22, 2008, 12:56 PM »
A hash drive way would be great.

But I will be happy with whatever.
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« Reply #29 on: Dec 22, 2008, 01:57 PM »
My dad to be ok.
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« Reply #30 on: Dec 22, 2008, 05:26 PM »
Aside from Brophy's dad to be OK, I would like, to paraphrase the "other" Elvis, a little peace, love and understanding.
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« Reply #31 on: Dec 24, 2008, 09:52 AM »
...ohhh ohhh! ... a set of Dinky's brand Trailer Park Boys cars!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone contact marketing!!!  :)

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« Reply #32 on: Dec 14, 2009, 09:37 AM »
All I Want for Xmas... 2009 Edition!


I'd like money. Send cash only please, Santa.   :lol:

And... I'd also like a puppy. Christmas (and life) is so much more fun with pets around!



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« Reply #33 on: Dec 14, 2009, 09:47 AM »
I am still hoping for my hash driveway.

I would like a cat for Christmas, but my friends say its not right for a single man to own a cat.

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« Reply #34 on: Dec 14, 2009, 10:26 AM »
I want the Shark Steam Mop from Cdn Tire.
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« Reply #35 on: Dec 14, 2009, 10:43 AM »
I was only able to find the audio of the classic Saturday Night Like skit. But I think that Steve says it best for me  :lol:

[youtube=425,350]CPVuHP3OXk0[/youtube]

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« Reply #36 on: Dec 14, 2009, 04:18 PM »
i dont ask for much just tons of money would do it this year , thnx santa
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« Reply #37 on: Dec 14, 2009, 07:05 PM »
I want shitloads of cash, booze, video games, ladies, dope.... blah, blah the usual ;)
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« Reply #38 on: Dec 16, 2009, 10:26 AM »
No one ever asks ME what I want for Christmas... i don't even know...:shakefist:

Okay, um...

1. I want the bank to stop dicking around with me and FINALLY restructure our mortgage so we don't lose our home or at the very least can afford to eat and have a roof over our heads.

2. I really wish I could replace my old-too small-no heat in the back-no rear defrosters-no options or power anything-rusting out from the inside out- minivan with a bigger, better equipped used minivan.

3. A plane ticket and hotel accommodations to Nova Scotia for a week, or two. A few bucks to spend also please. (Would like to get drunk as fuck while there and maybe have a donair and some of the good chicken fingers.)

4. For my boys to have an AWESOME Christmas and for the youngest 3 to keep believing in Santa for awhile longer. I am afraid the oldest is 95% convinced its all me. :(

5. To get healthier, stronger and thinner would all be nice. Laser surgery for my eyes should be included in this deal and some lipo and laser surgery for what having 4 very large male children did to me.

6. Um...deep fried world peace sounds good too.

If none of this is possible, please send money. Preferably 20's. A winter coat would be nice too. I am cold and my hoodie isn't cutting it. A new pair of jeans and some decent shoes.

OH! And I had to cancel my order for the TPB 2010 calender so one of those too please.

...and blue frosted Christmas cookies for when my relatives come over.

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« Reply #39 on: Dec 23, 2009, 11:15 AM »
A NICE Tree
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« Reply #40 on: Dec 23, 2009, 12:13 PM »
Quote from: Mitch Lahey on Dec 14, 2009, 07:05 PM
I want shitloads of cash, booze, video games, ladies, dope.... blah, blah the usual ;)
Suggestion: Find Tiger's Yacht near the Bahamas and crash the party ;).
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« Reply #41 on: Dec 23, 2009, 12:18 PM »
I would like to be adopted by Warren Buffet and spend the winter in Europe mostly volunteering at race tracks where F1 does winter testing.  Also, maybe Warren Buffet could tutor me during some of the down-time, when I'm not driving around Europe in a sporty sled.
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« Reply #42 on: Dec 23, 2009, 01:07 PM »
Quote from: bajjer on Dec 23, 2009, 12:13 PM
Quote from: Mitch Lahey on Dec 14, 2009, 07:05 PM
I want shitloads of cash, booze, video games, ladies, dope.... blah, blah the usual ;)
Suggestion: Find Tiger's Yacht near the Bahamas and crash the party ;).

Tiger should not be out partying - he should be doing penance!  :x
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« Reply #43 on: Dec 23, 2009, 09:23 PM »
Quote from: Tiggy Puddin on Dec 23, 2009, 01:07 PM
Quote from: bajjer on Dec 23, 2009, 12:13 PM
Quote from: Mitch Lahey on Dec 14, 2009, 07:05 PM
I want shitloads of cash, booze, video games, ladies, dope.... blah, blah the usual ;)
Suggestion: Find Tiger's Yacht near the Bahamas and crash the party ;).



Tiger should not be out partying - he should be doing penance!  :x


Which one was Penance? I've lost track.  :lol:

Merry Christmas, everyone!
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