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« on: Jun 11, 2008, 07:07 PM »
Are you worried about rising oil prices and changing your habits?

Me and Mr Tiggy tried the hypermile test today (driving more slowly, not treating every green light as a Formula 1 start and taking things steady). We managed to squeeze some extra Ks from our $1.35 per litre gas, but it was the most frustratingly slow drive home ever - even more so for the poor suckas behind us...

And the $ to fill our oil tank last week could have bought 65 bottles of Nova Soctia wine. It's all wrong.

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« Reply #1 on: Jun 11, 2008, 08:00 PM »
Yeah I know, we're leaving tomorrow for NB so we got to drive through the 1.50/L quebec.  I filled up today at 133 here but that'll only get me 5 hours or so.

Was in the states last Saturday and it was 4.17 / gallon, which is still high.
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 11, 2008, 08:06 PM »
Jesus wept...........

then he traded in his VW bug and got a scooter.
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 11, 2008, 08:37 PM »
what they need to do is make compressed NaturalGas availible here. Its apparently big in many parts of the world....they have a huge manufacturing plant in (of all places) Chilliwack. We pay $1.50 a litre for friggin gas here as well. NG is about a quarter of that, and wayyyyyyy better for the envirnment...mark  my words, NaturalGas will be the nextbig thing within the next 10 years.
But yeah FUCK YOU oil prices. Double whammy.
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« Reply #4 on: Jun 11, 2008, 09:56 PM »
I have no hard evidence of this, but it always seems the GTA/Golden Horseshoe area usually has some of the lowest prices in gas (this is coming from my limited exposure to gas prices in other provinces/areas of the country on the news). I wonder why it appears this way? I was at half a tank today & filled it up at $1.30/litre.
I drive a Hyundai Accent; it has a fairly small gas tank (maybe about 40 litres?), & it gets pretty good mileage. I drove up to Kingston (approx 400km) a couple weeks ago; I left my city with a full tank & stopped (after approx 230km) in Trenton & I still had more than half a tank. I don't mind having a small car, I usually don't have more than 2 friends in it at a time, there's enough trunk space for me & because it is small & light it is good on gas. However, for people with kids, I can see the necessity for having a larger vehical. My car is certainly not the epitome of cool, but it gets the job done.
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 11, 2008, 10:04 PM »
You know that gas prices are high when your monthly gas bill is higher than your car payments!!
It would be funny if it wasn't true.
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 11, 2008, 10:33 PM »
Oh fuck. Even though I don't won a car myself, I have had to start paying my parents for gas money so I can get a ride to work (while my friggen brother gets off scot free and asks my parents for way more rides than I do and at larger friggen distances).

My parents are kicking around the idea of getting a scooter and getting our motorcycle liscences. Yeah gas is way out of wack.

Hey Melba, I think Your theory of where the best gas prices to be had are correct. I lice here in orillia and I have lately been watching on the news their gas price tracker and I have noticed that in my city, we have been one of the consitant lowest prices I think right now sitting between $1.20 to $1.37 a litre.
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 13, 2008, 05:33 PM »
Keepin it real !

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« Reply #8 on: Jun 13, 2008, 05:44 PM »
I'm paying [really I'm getting raped] 4.35 a gallon..bite me! :(

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« Reply #9 on: Jun 13, 2008, 06:07 PM »
4 litres per gallon hun.
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 13, 2008, 06:28 PM »
I'm paying [really I'm getting raped] 4.35 a gallon..bite me! :(


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« Reply #11 on: Jun 14, 2008, 09:59 AM »
$1.42 a litre here today. Not pretty.

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« Reply #12 on: Jun 14, 2008, 11:03 PM »
Shit, I filled up tonight and I was bitching about $1.38 for regular....damn!
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 15, 2008, 01:49 AM »
4.09 a gallon today. thinking of converting my 3rd car to electric.

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« Reply #14 on: Jun 15, 2008, 01:53 PM »
Thinking about buying a horse & saddle.
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« Reply #15 on: Jun 15, 2008, 03:20 PM »
It's now $4.51, help...someone make it stop :(

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« Reply #16 on: Jun 15, 2008, 03:51 PM »
Three of four sleds require the higher octane (91 in Canadah) fuel and none of the sleds get frugal mileage :(.  Perhaps I should use thicker carpet or wedge a block of wood under the gas pedal :-s!?!  It probably makes more sense to move to the City and by a phuckin' scooter :(.
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« Reply #17 on: Jun 18, 2008, 09:02 PM »
Fer Fucks sake..it's $4.60 :shock:

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« Reply #18 on: Jun 18, 2008, 09:06 PM »
Found out from Stoney's Mom that it's $1.70 over there.

When I was over there 2-1/2 months ago it was $1.40.  How quickly it rises.  :shock:
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« Reply #19 on: Jun 18, 2008, 09:17 PM »
Yeah and we never saw it coming...that's our government for ya...smoke and mirrors..bastards :x

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« Reply #20 on: Jun 18, 2008, 09:44 PM »
Solution, Buy a friggen Vespa. those things do excellent on gas mileage and are great for personal transport, so if you just need a ride to work, vespa is the way to go. (good luck trying to buy insurance though-My family is considering about buying one.)

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« Reply #21 on: Jun 19, 2008, 04:53 PM »
Solution, Buy a friggen Vespa. those things do excellent on gas mileage and are great for personal transport, so if you just need a ride to work, vespa is the way to go. (good luck trying to buy insurance though-My family is considering about buying one.)




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« Reply #22 on: Jun 19, 2008, 08:47 PM »
I don't own a car and I don't pay for heating.  Not much has changed for me.
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« Reply #23 on: Jun 19, 2008, 08:55 PM »
Bastard :)

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« Reply #24 on: Jun 26, 2008, 11:33 PM »
4 litres per gallon hun.
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Imagine my father cussing up a poor Quebecois pump guy thinking he is out of his mind for charging him that much. Pump guy got scared. Me and my sister felt bad for the pump guy looking out the back window of a 1976 black impala.

memories.

whatever the price times 4, double it and add 30 degrees etc.............