Never mind heading out to Bubbles Mansion for new year, I nearly ended up in the Emergency Room!
I'd just started the night in downtown Halifax (and honestly, I'd only had two drinks) when I fell and smashed the back of my head on an icy pavement. I went down, hard - even Mr Tiggy heard my head crack from down the road.
I was lying on the floor shouting "FUCCKKK!!" and wondering if this new year was going to be my last. I also managed to bust my jaw and the inside of my ears, from the impact I guess.
I didn't feel bad enough to go to the hospital but when I started veering into walls Mr Tiggy decided it was time to go home! I couldn't take any painkillers because I'd had some drinks so I spent the night in total pain. I've fallen off a few motorcycles and skateboards in my time, but this was the worst! I feel better now, can just about remember my name and where I live...
Fuck ice, fuck concrete, fuck New Year, fuck concussion...