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« on: Aug 20, 2007, 11:05 AM »
Here's some pics I took with my camera phone yesterday of waterspouts (a.k.a water tornados) off the coast of Argyle Shore in PEI. (On the Northumberland Strait) Pretty cool shit. I have them posted on Facebook as well. One of my friends who I am going camping with next weekend asked me if this type of weather is drawn to me, if so she is not going camping with me... Here is the answer to the question I left her...

"Unfortunately Krystle, I am so sexy it has an affect on the earth's climate, causing freak weather phenomenons within a 10 000 mile radius.

There is no such thing as global warming, It's just my handsomeness, and all those tsunamis, tornadoes, and hurricanes you hear about? It was just me visiting that area, (maybe even visiting a couple countries over) and I took my shirt or pants off, and my "sexiness radiation" just goes off the charts and shit."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterspout

Enjoy!!!
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« Reply #1 on: Aug 20, 2007, 02:22 PM »
So humble, as always, OD.   :lol:

I love a good weather phenomena. My camera phone wouldn't take pics that good if my life depended on it.
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 20, 2007, 03:19 PM »
Quote from: Dirty Dancin on Aug 20, 2007, 02:22 PM
So humble, as always, OD.   :lol:

I love a good weather phenomena. My camera phone wouldn't take pics that good if my life depended on it.

The actual pics were kinda shitty, I had to enhance them in Photoshop so it could be seen better.

It was funny when I first noticed them... I was talking to Emily's grandfather;

OD: Hey, look at the tail end of that cloud, it is starting to form a funnel.
Grandpa: Yep, seen that before, happens after a big storm
OD: Looks like it's getting bigger, almost like a tornado or something...
Grandpa: Yep, seen it do that before... Happens all the time...
OD:it is now touching the water, and causing a whirlpool effect!
Grandpa: SHIT, LOOK OUT THE WINDOW EVERYBODY!!!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: Aug 21, 2007, 06:58 AM »
Apparently they used one of my pictures on The Weather Network yesterday. Too bad I didn't even know because the asses didn't notify me! They suck!
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« Reply #4 on: Aug 21, 2007, 07:37 AM »
How'd they get it?
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« Reply #5 on: Aug 21, 2007, 08:11 AM »
Quote from: Shit machine gun on Aug 21, 2007, 07:37 AM
How'd they get it?

I sent the pic to them, but with any other show or anything, they always notify you if they are going to use your pics. I had a photoshopped image on The Rick Mercer Report and they notified me, as well CBC notified me a while ago when I submitted pictures of a freak snow storm that hit. I guess the weather network is just a bunch of slackers.
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« Reply #6 on: Aug 21, 2007, 08:44 AM »
Is the Weather network supposed to pay you?
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« Reply #7 on: Aug 21, 2007, 08:58 AM »
Boycott time.  I will not use any weather for the next two weeks.  So sun, fuck off.  Rain, you too.

I now think I remember seeing pics that others had sent in over the years of staring and waiting for the hottie weather chick to come on.  Besides Price is Right, you're almost guaranteed a hottie once a day.
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« Reply #8 on: Aug 22, 2007, 10:21 PM »
Yeah, they should get that hot weather chick to come here and do one of those stripper forecasts for me and the boys, like the Russians. For not letting me know about using my pic...
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« Reply #9 on: Aug 22, 2007, 11:14 PM »
Quote from: Ole Dirty on Aug 22, 2007, 10:21 PM
Yeah, they should get that hot weather chick to come here and do one of those stripper forecasts for me and the boys, like the Russians. For not letting me know about using my pic...

Well, you got lucky OD cause I can get you the hook up.
I can't get you the Russian hot chick but my buddy Pablo will do anything for a few dollars. He weighs about 300 pounds and he's really hairy but for the price you pay, its not a bad show. You get free weather updates for about an hour too which is a bonus. And he won't steal copyrighted pictures that you take!! Oh, and he accepts Air Miles! How do you think I got to Ontario this summer?
And as a gift from me to you, its on me buddy and don't worry about paying me back... until next year when my policy runs out. Then I start collecting interest.


That's my one OD style post for the night/month.
And I'm out! (Because I obviously need some sleep)
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PS: I don't have any friends named Pablo or any friends that do these kind of things... don't PM me asking me to hook you up with a performance because chances are it won't happen :P
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« Reply #10 on: Aug 23, 2007, 04:34 AM »
Boo.  I wanted to know if Pablo was available for Bachelor Parties.
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« Reply #11 on: Aug 23, 2007, 05:29 AM »
Well Brophy, I think that because Refuck promised us a performance from Pablo, I think he should own up! If he does not have a friend named Pablo, he should show up at each of our houses in a fat suit and boobie tassels ready to take it off! He can wear a ladies wig, with his boyish good looks... I bet he will look like a Russian lady meterologist. The boys and I can get him to dance for us, and everytime he does not speak Russian in a ladies voice, we'll hurl whiskey bottles at em!!!
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« Reply #12 on: Aug 23, 2007, 11:24 PM »
Don't tempt me cause I'll do it! :lol:
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« Reply #13 on: Aug 24, 2007, 06:34 PM »
Quote from: Refuckulator on Aug 23, 2007, 11:24 PM
Don't tempt me cause I'll do it! :lol:

HAHA! If you came here, I'd get you so wasted and the shit, your mom would have to spend all her cash on psychotherapy for you for at least the next 10 years, before you are a semi-functioning member of society again! Good times... WOOO!!!
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« Reply #14 on: Aug 24, 2007, 06:40 PM »
Quote from: Ole Dirty on Aug 24, 2007, 06:34 PM
Quote from: Refuckulator on Aug 23, 2007, 11:24 PM
Don't tempt me cause I'll do it! :lol:

HAHA! If you came here, I'd get you so wasted and the shit, your mom would have to spend all her cash on psychotherapy for you for at least the next 10 years, before you are a semi-functioning member of society again! Good times... WOOO!!!

Lets make it a plan! Sounds like a good fuckin' time to me! :P
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« Reply #15 on: Aug 24, 2007, 06:46 PM »
Quote from: Refuckulator on Aug 24, 2007, 06:40 PM
Quote from: Ole Dirty on Aug 24, 2007, 06:34 PM
Quote from: Refuckulator on Aug 23, 2007, 11:24 PM
Don't tempt me cause I'll do it! :lol:

HAHA! If you came here, I'd get you so wasted and the shit, your mom would have to spend all her cash on psychotherapy for you for at least the next 10 years, before you are a semi-functioning member of society again! Good times... WOOO!!!

Lets make it a plan! Sounds like a good fuckin' time to me! :P

Not without the fat suit and boobie tassels!
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« Reply #16 on: Aug 25, 2007, 06:11 AM »
It's all about the boobie tassels.
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« Reply #17 on: Aug 25, 2007, 06:15 AM »
Quote from: Brophy on Aug 25, 2007, 06:11 AM
It's all about the boobie tassels.
wurd...
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« Reply #18 on: Aug 25, 2007, 08:25 AM »
I made tassels for my wife a few years back for valentines.  Only used once.
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« Reply #19 on: Aug 31, 2007, 10:43 PM »
Quote from: Shit machine gun on Aug 25, 2007, 08:25 AM
I made tassels for my wife a few years back for valentines.  Only used once.

Yeah right... I bet when the family is out, and you are home alone, you take those tassels "for a spin."
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