tellkyle: origins
pedophile... okay nonsense word association, thank god it was only high school and no more. my last name --> bene-file --> peda-file --> pedophile. great huh.
my PE class, in which i was the only freshman (probably 5 5, 115 lbs). lots of seniors. you'd expect them to have been harsh on me. nah, my buddy's brothers were in there who always got a kick out of me. it pretty much rubbed off on the rest of the class (what a way to describe a story involving a locker room eh?). anyways, due to my stature, i was tagged with the name "keebler". It has a nice ring to it so i didn't really mind. That stuck with me for the rest of high school as well.
Ohhh in spanish we had names too. I was Geraldo for a long time. I am positive I had another name but I can't remember right now.