Ricky's Malapropisms. Fun Game; but way fucken harder than grade 10.
Mess up some of these old proverbs (or others you can think of) as Ricky would:
eg.
A picture's worth a thousand words.
= A picture's worth a thousand terds. (bad example; you could probably do better

)
A man's gotta poo, what a man's gotta poo.
generosity killed the cat (where ricky tries to justify something bad he's done lol... though i don't think he'd be that dumb to scew up that saying.. then again... he thinks things with batteries are smarter than him lol)
A chain is no stronger than its weakest link.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
A man is known by the company he keeps.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Actions speak louder than words.
After a storm comes the calm.
A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
A fair exchange is no robbery.
A man is known by the company he keeps.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
Be careful what you wish for.
Be it ever so humble there's no place like home.
Better to ask the way than go astray.
Blood is thicker than water.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
Don't hang your hat higher than you can reach.
After a week, the 3 people with the best answers will be chosen and the first place winner will receive free tickets to Fuckofitty land, compliments of Fuckoffer Airlines.