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« Reply #75 on: Apr 28, 2007, 07:39 PM »
Nice hat, Melba!  Such a sweet baby.  And your daughter seems to be taking it well, too!

She is very cute.

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« Reply #76 on: Apr 28, 2007, 08:56 PM »
The gorgeous model makes the hat look good! With the weather warming up, Reid probably won't need it for much longer (plus I'm sure he'll quickly grow out of it).
You guys are two handsome dudes! & Your daughter's a cutie patootie as well!
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« Reply #77 on: Apr 29, 2007, 02:39 AM »
Melba, you rock the world. :blowkiss:

How gorgeous is that for you to knit those beautiful things for the baby !

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« Reply #78 on: May 03, 2007, 07:52 PM »
Cute little mafa Shitty!
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« Reply #79 on: May 03, 2007, 07:56 PM »
Thanks MC.  Unfortunately for him, he's looking more and more like me every day.  That's weird seeing a little me. 
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« Reply #80 on: May 06, 2007, 07:11 PM »
Some more pics...

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« Reply #81 on: May 06, 2007, 07:22 PM »
Awwwwe, that's so cute! What a little sweetie you have there SMG! Melba, you're so awesome, what a big heart you have. :hugs: xoxo to everyone tonight. I think the baby pics got my maternal hormones rowled up! Must be Spring Fever, thank God I'm fixed!
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« Reply #82 on: May 06, 2007, 07:48 PM »
Awwwwe, that's so cute!. . . . I think the baby pics got my maternal hormones rowled up! Must be Spring Fever, thank God I'm fixed!

Ditto, sister.  Ditto.  I don't know what it is about seeing babies that makes me want to have one.  JEEZ!  

Thank you, SMG, for posting more baby pictures!  He's such a cutie.  **sigh**

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« Reply #83 on: May 12, 2007, 06:45 PM »
Here's a pic of me when I was 2 months (right) and my boy at 2 weeks.
The second one is me at 9 days.
I've included a couple others from recently.  Forgive the pic of me.

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« Reply #84 on: May 12, 2007, 07:02 PM »
Those are some pretty adorable LSMG's [little shit machine gun's] ya got there :).

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« Reply #85 on: May 12, 2007, 07:31 PM »
awwww cute kids, gotta love them and little SMG looks just like his daddy, hair and all ;o) Oh boy now I'm having maternal instincts too, first I'll get married though!

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« Reply #86 on: May 15, 2007, 02:05 PM »
Holy cow Colin ! You got the boy on Ebay already ??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'll bid ! I'll bid !  :D




So wonderful a little man can be. And that comparison pic of you and lil' SMeG is so amazing !

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« Reply #87 on: May 30, 2007, 06:43 PM »
We got Reid's 6 week picture done at the Grocery Store this past weekend.

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« Reply #88 on: May 30, 2007, 06:45 PM »
Man , he already looks like you!  8)
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« Reply #89 on: May 30, 2007, 06:52 PM »
it's too scary how much he looks like me. 

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« Reply #90 on: May 30, 2007, 07:35 PM »
I can even see a resemblance to your Avatar.
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« Reply #91 on: May 30, 2007, 11:06 PM »
Spawn of SMeG !

Even wears a Thermal shirt just like the old man  :lol:

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« Reply #92 on: May 31, 2007, 02:33 AM »
Handsome fellow Colin!   :bravo:
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« Reply #93 on: May 31, 2007, 02:04 PM »
What a sweetheart  :)

I absolutely adore the smell of babies, that makes me terribly broody but, I am going to be sensible and wait patiently for grandchildren  :lol:

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« Reply #94 on: May 31, 2007, 03:24 PM »
Being 42, I'm not ready for grandkid's yet but hopefully in the next 10 years....OK.
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« Reply #95 on: May 31, 2007, 03:30 PM »
Hello Fishy.

Ditto, in approx ten years, all being well, I am just being selfish really, a way of having the lovely bits of babies without all the real responsibility, i.e sleepless nights, zero freedom, endless worry etc. etc. all over again  :).

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« Reply #96 on: Jun 01, 2007, 11:47 AM »
What a sweetheart  :)

I absolutely adore the smell of babies, that makes me terribly broody but, I am going to be sensible and wait patiently for grandchildren  :lol:

I'm waiting patiently as well. Although the temptaion after seeing pics like that is great to have more of my own.
Thankfully my sister keeps firing out babies, so whenever I fell tempted I just go spend a day with them. Nothing like 4 hours with a 2 year old and 6 month old to remind me why I don't want anymore!

Your kids are just precious SMG. So blessed you are!

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« Reply #97 on: Jun 01, 2007, 12:41 PM »
Thanks all.  We may have some problems with his passage to his stomach.  He throws up, powerfully, every other day.  Doctor said he may grow out of it, and if it becomes more frequently, that something may need to be done. 

I think he just eats too much too fast, just like his daddy.  He gains weight well so that's still a good sign.

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« Reply #98 on: Jun 01, 2007, 01:12 PM »
Hello Machine Gun.

I am sorry to hear your little one may have some problems.

I am guessing from your description of the symptoms that the doctors are investigating the possibility of Pyloric Stenosis?

If this does indeed turn out to be the problem (if I am guessing correctly of course) , please try not to worry too much, it is rather more common than you might imagine and is usually put right quickly by a small operation and as you mentioned, can sometimes be treated without surgical intervention.

I am sure your bonny little man will be back to full health in no time.

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« Reply #99 on: Jun 01, 2007, 03:35 PM »
Thanks Rosie, medical advice is always welcome.  Until the doctor tells us something needs to be done, I can live with spit up on my shirts, even if it was shot from 3 feet away.