Topic: Best opening lines on the telephone (Read 1546 times)

roadtriprob · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 15, 2007, 10:52 AM »

Well living in the north fucks with your head sometimes so in my rig it's "company name..PUMPING SERVICES NORTHERN DIVISION WAIT FOR THE UP-LINK.......GO AHEAD...OVER!" This is usually followed by silence then a dial tone .HAHAHA

braveheart · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 08, 2007, 11:55 PM »

I usually answer my phone with "House of the Lord, God speaking"

g.roc66 · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 09, 2007, 07:18 AM »

Well,

This one is right up my alley, and I used to do it even before caller i.d.

In an extremely polite phone voice.

Bon Jovi residence, John speaking.

A pause always ensues while the joke registers in the caller's feeble little brain.

Brophy · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 09, 2007, 12:49 PM »

I heart Bon Jovi

mark1515 · « **Reply #29 on:** Apr 09, 2007, 02:38 PM »

i have caller ID

So when my friend josh calls I always pick up and say

"Josh stop fuckin callin me i got no dope"

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Author Topic: Best opening lines on the telephone (Read 1546 times)

roadtriprob

Best opening lines on the telephone

braveheart

Best opening lines on the telephone

g.roc66

Best opening lines on the telephone

Brophy

Best opening lines on the telephone

mark1515

Best opening lines on the telephone