Kyle: so whats up
xxxxxx: eeeuh midgets are taking over?
Kyle: dude the midget fucked the dr's wife on nip tuck last night
Kyle: what the hell
Kyle: and i hate midget wrestling
Kyle: i always have
Kyle: they won't take over as long as america has 2nd ammendment
Kyle: not on my watch
Ok so i was at this wrestling event back in 98 or 99. THe very first hell in the cell match that WWF ever had. Undertaker and someone, shaun michaels? i'm not sure. Anyways at the PPV i turned my back on the midget match. Its not that I straight out hate them, every person comes with basic rights attached. I kind of wonder if they descended from a race of dwarves in the old style, not you know a dwarf dwarf.
Anyways this guy
Tucker Max is fascinated by midgets. He flew to Minnesota on a whim (to fuck one) when his friend texted him about a midget convention. Pretty much all his stories are hilarious and you can read all about that one on there too. In fact I recommend it. I just don't understand why...
Anyways, like I say, I don't hate them, they just bother me. So what do you think about midgets?
by the way i'm left-handed so don't
anyone give me some discrimination bullshit. We are the Korean War of minorities.