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« Reply #75 on: Nov 01, 2006, 08:43 PM »
lol i got lost on the web site so have no clue...haha
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« Reply #76 on: Nov 02, 2006, 04:40 AM »
wintertips:

put a lil stick inside a winbotle, leave the bottle of wine outside overnight and youll have tasty winesiclle in the mornin

dont poop in the outhouse toilet
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« Reply #77 on: Nov 02, 2006, 09:01 AM »
Winter Tips:  Don't eat yellow snow
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« Reply #78 on: Nov 02, 2006, 09:07 AM »
Dave, for that I must insist you remove your mod status for a week. A heartfull boo in your direction sir.
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« Reply #79 on: Nov 02, 2006, 10:04 AM »
15178 dn 1828 up. I can't believe how fast this is. Plus the installer said that sometime in the future the speeds will be bumped up another 5 to 10M for no additional charge.
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« Reply #80 on: Nov 04, 2006, 05:53 PM »
I'm supposed to have a 5MB account, and I clocked at 4208 kpbs Download / 662 kbps Upload. not to bad I guess. But it is still to slow hehehehe

Hey walt, how long does it take to download a full feature porn movie with your high speed?

Now seriously, Winter Tip #43,098

To make your Harley handle better in the snow, take off the front tire and instead attach a ski (Perferably from a snowmobile).

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« Reply #81 on: Nov 05, 2006, 02:52 PM »
Winter Tip #475 = As inviting as it may look, antifreeze will not help to warm you up is used as mix.

Winter Tip #346 = It's not just your tounge that will stick to a cold metal object, any damp body part will do...
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« Reply #82 on: Nov 06, 2006, 07:47 AM »
wintertip#547 read previous posts :)

wintertip#579 Go see borat!

wintertip#005 Sharing body warmth is the best way to heat yourself up
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« Reply #83 on: Nov 06, 2006, 02:58 PM »
winter tip # 69:  get naked and snuggle with someone warm.
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« Reply #84 on: Nov 06, 2006, 07:00 PM »
Quote from: Captain Shittastic on Nov 06, 2006, 02:58 PM
winter tip # 69:  get naked and snuggle with someone warm.

Makes me wish I had some cold weather. It would be pretty hard to pull that one off with sunny 15+ degrees weather.

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« Reply #85 on: Nov 07, 2006, 07:05 PM »
Quote from: Captain Shittastic on Nov 06, 2006, 02:58 PM
winter tip # 69:  get naked and snuggle with someone warm.

It may be better to wrestle, the exertion will help keep you warmer!
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« Reply #86 on: Nov 07, 2006, 08:37 PM »
My speed increased from 2500 to 2900Kbs

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By default Windows XP reserves up to 20 percent of your connections bandwidth.

To override this reserve take the following steps.

Make sure you Log on as Administrator, not as a user with Administrator privileges.

* Start-> Run-> type gpedit.msc
* You will see [Local Computer Policy]
* Expand the [Administrative Templates] branch
* Expand the [Network] branch
* Highlight [QoS Packet Scheduler]
* Double-click [Limit Reservable Bandwidth]
* Check [Enabled]
* Change [Bandwidth limit %] to 0 %
* Click [Apply] [OK]

* Restart

Effect is immediate.
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« Reply #87 on: Nov 08, 2006, 11:08 AM »
Quote from: tellkyle on Nov 07, 2006, 07:05 PM
Quote from: Captain Shittastic on Nov 06, 2006, 02:58 PM
winter tip # 69:  get naked and snuggle with someone warm.

It may be better to wrestle, the exertion will help keep you warmer!

Are you hitting on me?
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« Reply #88 on: Nov 08, 2006, 04:46 PM »
Quote from: Captain Shittastic on Nov 08, 2006, 11:08 AM
Quote from: tellkyle on Nov 07, 2006, 07:05 PM
Quote from: Captain Shittastic on Nov 06, 2006, 02:58 PM
winter tip # 69:  get naked and snuggle with someone warm.

It may be better to wrestle, the exertion will help keep you warmer!

Are you hitting on me?

We can drink vodka and wrestle with no clothes back at my hotel!
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« Reply #89 on: Nov 08, 2006, 05:52 PM »
Quote from: tellkyle on Nov 08, 2006, 04:46 PM
Quote from: Captain Shittastic on Nov 08, 2006, 11:08 AM
Quote from: tellkyle on Nov 07, 2006, 07:05 PM
Quote from: Captain Shittastic on Nov 06, 2006, 02:58 PM
winter tip # 69:  get naked and snuggle with someone warm.

It may be better to wrestle, the exertion will help keep you warmer!

Are you hitting on me?

We can drink vodka and wrestle with no clothes back at my hotel!

Will there be a Baywatch magazine involved?
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« Reply #90 on: Nov 08, 2006, 06:00 PM »
Quote from: Captain Shittastic on Nov 08, 2006, 05:52 PM
Quote from: tellkyle on Nov 08, 2006, 04:46 PM
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Quote from: tellkyle on Nov 07, 2006, 07:05 PM
Quote from: Captain Shittastic on Nov 06, 2006, 02:58 PM
winter tip # 69:  get naked and snuggle with someone warm.

It may be better to wrestle, the exertion will help keep you warmer!

Are you hitting on me?

We can drink vodka and wrestle with no clothes back at my hotel!

Will there be a Baywatch magazine involved?

I'm thinking a High Times bud of the month centerfold.
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« Reply #91 on: Nov 08, 2006, 06:06 PM »
Carefull Kyle, you don't want Djet coming over too. :lol:
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« Reply #92 on: Nov 08, 2006, 06:13 PM »
LOL!!!

its okay, i'll see him coming from a mile away due to his blue hat :P
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« Reply #93 on: Nov 08, 2006, 09:00 PM »
Handjobs from $10 hookers on Hollis St. increases blood circulation on a cold January night. Now that's a Winter Tip from Ole Dirty....
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« Reply #94 on: Nov 08, 2006, 10:26 PM »
Quote from: Ole Dirty on Nov 08, 2006, 09:00 PM
Handjobs from $10 hookers on Hollis St. increases blood circulation on a cold January night. Now that's a Winter Tip from Ole Dirty....

That reminds me of a tip for not just winter but whenever.  Always check your hooker for an adam's apple. Always.
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« Reply #95 on: Nov 09, 2006, 02:53 AM »
Quote from: tellkyle on Nov 08, 2006, 06:00 PM
Quote from: Captain Shittastic on Nov 08, 2006, 05:52 PM
Quote from: tellkyle on Nov 08, 2006, 04:46 PM
Quote from: Captain Shittastic on Nov 08, 2006, 11:08 AM
Quote from: tellkyle on Nov 07, 2006, 07:05 PM
Quote from: Captain Shittastic on Nov 06, 2006, 02:58 PM
winter tip # 69:  get naked and snuggle with someone warm.

It may be better to wrestle, the exertion will help keep you warmer!

Are you hitting on me?

We can drink vodka and wrestle with no clothes back at my hotel!

Will there be a Baywatch magazine involved?

I'm thinking a High Times bud of the month centerfold.

You better not have handparty with glorius high times bud magazine!
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« Reply #96 on: Nov 09, 2006, 07:19 AM »
Quote from: tellkyle on Nov 08, 2006, 10:26 PM
Quote from: Ole Dirty on Nov 08, 2006, 09:00 PM
Handjobs from $10 hookers on Hollis St. increases blood circulation on a cold January night. Now that's a Winter Tip from Ole Dirty....

That reminds me of a tip for not just winter but whenever.  Always check your hooker for an adam's apple. Always.

Additional things to look for; razor burn around the neck or facial area, a REALLY deep voice, and duct tape hanging from the crotch area (used for tucking and hiding)
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« Reply #97 on: Nov 09, 2006, 07:01 PM »

GREAT NEWS ALL!

I FINALLY got an exact replica of Mike Smith's Bubbles glasses! I'm so fucking excited! Its awesome! Expect to see pics of me as Bubbles in the new glasses VERY soon!

Old glasses will either go on E-Bay or I will mail them to ANY ORGster that would like them!

And now ... back to more  Winter Tips!  :P
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« Reply #98 on: Nov 09, 2006, 08:17 PM »
I want to see what they look like! PICS!
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« Reply #99 on: Nov 09, 2006, 08:56 PM »

As per Refucks request!

PICS!!!

More to come very soon! Including all new videos and loads more Huntsville_Bubbles shit! Exclusive to the ORGsters only!

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