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« on: Mar 05, 2010, 09:14 PM »
I'm recycling something I just posted on another board, please forgive me.

Hair of the facial variety... discuss...

I'm rather bored so I thought I'd present a journey through my facial hair. I'm 30 but I look all of 19 when I've shaved so I prefer to keep some sort of facial hair. I didn't have any luck finding my driver's license photo taken after not shaving the entire winter. I expect however that it qualified me to be dropped in the national axe-murderer database. I'll have to try to scan it tomorrow because I know that these 6 or 7 pictures are not enough.

Another side effect to the facial hair is taking less shit from the high school kids I sub for since I don't look like another student. I admit it, my beard is a proxy for actual respect. I also take pleasure in leaving the house in five layers of clothes wearing both a hoody and a wool cap looking as homeless as possible. Without further ado, I present:

The Chronicles of Beardly Kyle


Clean Me


Deadwood Me


Russian Me


A Tribute to Charlie Chaplin


Ginger Beards Are Strangely Sexy


Artist's Rendering (Grade Two Edition)


To Live and Die in LA (Beard Life)


I was bored so I posted this, maybe someone else wants to talk about facial hair also? 

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« Reply #1 on: Mar 06, 2010, 05:25 AM »
I like the Ginger Beard.  I cannot really relate other than that.  Haha.
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 06, 2010, 08:21 AM »
I'm pretty sure Hitler owns all rights to the little mustache now, trumping any Chaplin resemblance.
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 06, 2010, 08:34 AM »
Beards are sexy. End of discussion.

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« Reply #4 on: Mar 06, 2010, 10:24 AM »
I refuse to get rid of the patch of hair on my chin, but have a few mustache pictures to go with the beard/goat.







My wife won't let me grow a beard (full on homeless style).  Maybe if i got on survivor or something.
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 06, 2010, 11:12 AM »
Please take time to watch this cautionary tale of how a beard can ruin your life:



Personally, I don't think I have a preference, as long as the beard is trimmed & neat.
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 06, 2010, 11:35 AM »
One of my favorite Kids sketches! So bean filled! Nothing, I was doing Nothing!
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 06, 2010, 03:28 PM »
Quote from: Tiggy Puddin on Mar 06, 2010, 08:34 AM
Beards are sexy. End of discussion.

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« Reply #8 on: Mar 06, 2010, 04:03 PM »
LOL, Fishy! What the hell are you drinking, it looks like a glass full of styrofoam!

It is a scientific fact that men with beards are more brain smart, witty, and handsome. As we can see in the random example below:




Proves it, innit?  Very Happy
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« Reply #9 on: Mar 06, 2010, 04:23 PM »
Quote from: Tiggy Puddin on Mar 06, 2010, 04:03 PM
LOL, Fishy! What the hell are you drinking, it looks like a glass full of styrofoam!
beer and milk no doubt
about a minute after the pour
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 06, 2010, 04:40 PM »
That's one of those fucking plastic glasses that you put in the freezer so it keeps your beer really cold. Not a suitable substitute for a cut off, 2l pop bottle though.
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