there was this one time that a shitload of us went camping and we were pretty much kibble by around 3 or 4pm. You know the deal- drink some weed and smoke some booze......well, me, being the macho man that I am, decided that in my fucked up state that it would be a perfect time for me to chop some wood......with a dull axe........in my sandals........well, yes, I managed to nail the corner of my big toe and, without getting into an explicit detail, probably should have gotten stitches, but, as I said, being the macho man decided that "fuck it, its just a flesh wound"........