Topic: Random News for Entertainment (Read 15830 times)

Brophy · « **Reply #100 on:** Jan 10, 2009, 09:18 AM »

Ok, when you get to 3000 you see that it was a hoax.

Shit machine gun · « **Reply #101 on:** Jan 10, 2009, 09:38 AM »

Quote from: Brophy on Jan 10, 2009, 09:18 AM

Ok, when you get to 3000 you see that it was a hoax.

I didn't get that far.

Rocket Surgeon · « **Reply #102 on:** Jan 10, 2009, 12:23 PM »

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Ok, when you get to 3000 you see that it was a hoax.

What's funny are the posts that continue after that point from posters who are oblivious to the hoax.

Ms Vee · « **Reply #103 on:** Jan 10, 2009, 12:50 PM »

This is nothing! You should try reading the forums for Plenty of Fish, ie the Broken Hearts thread. OMFG! Drama!

Ms Vee · « **Reply #104 on:** Jan 20, 2009, 07:51 PM »

Radio listeners load up Cancon on Obama's iPod

Canwest News ServiceJanuary 20, 2009

Obama, meet Oscar. And a little band known as Rush.

Fishyneil · « **Reply #105 on:** Jan 20, 2009, 08:28 PM »

Thanks for that Vee

Neil Peart's words ring true on this day and days to come.
Fishy

golfinwithflames · « **Reply #106 on:** Jan 21, 2009, 04:12 AM »

The best band for any occasion; RUSH!

Fishyneil · « **Reply #107 on:** Jan 21, 2009, 04:36 AM »

I updated my facebook status with the Closer to the Heart lyrics and my moms thought it was from a current song written about Obama

I told her that it was from the songs she used to tell me to "turn that noise down!" when I was a teen.
Fishy

Mitch Lahey · « **Reply #108 on:** Jan 21, 2009, 01:31 PM »

Quote from: Tiggy Puddin on Jan 01, 2009, 10:17 AM

I've been up for two days and I'm doing a newscast right now and I have been halfway expecting to see purple squirrels in my periphreicial vision and that just made my fucking day.

walterx2 · « **Reply #109 on:** Jan 28, 2009, 05:54 PM »

Jackson Pollocks Birthday .

this is a fun DIY site

http://www.jacksonpollock.org/

DavidB_Bubbles · « **Reply #110 on:** Feb 13, 2009, 11:19 AM »

golfinwithflames · « **Reply #111 on:** Feb 13, 2009, 07:45 PM »

^^^
Funny as fuck!!!

$1 MILLION DONATED TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD IN SARAH PALIN'S NAME.
Sarah Palin opposes abortion, even in cases of rape and incest. As she said in a gubernatorial debate nearly two years ago, even if her own daughter were a rape victim, she - not the daughter, interestingly, but she - would ''choose life.''

An e-mail made the rounds that urged people to make a gift donation to Planned Parenthood in Palin's name.

So far 40,000 people have donated 1 million dollars to the cause of Pro-Choice, and that is the funniest fucking thing I've heard in a month...until I read DavidBBubbles post.

Tiggy Puddin · « **Reply #112 on:** Feb 15, 2009, 10:46 AM »

Quote from: DavidB_Bubbles on Feb 13, 2009, 11:19 AM

Lol!

I always assumed DARE stood for 'Drugs Are Really Exciting".

Shit machine gun · « **Reply #113 on:** Mar 01, 2009, 04:41 PM »

Lab sniffs out hidden hashish
By TOM GODFREY, SUN MEDIA

TORONTO - Canada Customs detector dog Cinder is being credited with putting the bite on 170 kilos of hashish being smuggled into Pearson airport in dinnerware from South Africa.

The six-year-old Labrador retriever singled out eight boxes containing drugs in a 40-box load of dishes that arrived at Pearson two weeks ago, said Patrizia Giolti, of the Canada Border Services Agency (CBSA).

The Feb. 18 seizure, worth $3.4 million, comes as the agency marks its 30th year of using canines to detect drugs and other contraband on passengers arriving at Pearson and other ports.

The CBSA has a kennel of 72 pooches nationwide. Each dog has a handler and is trained to also detect contraband foodstuffs, money and explosive substances.

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Giolti said the hash was hidden in compartments in the boxes that contained the dishes. "Officers were conducting a routine examination when Cinder made the discovery," she said.

There were no arrests and the hash has been turned over to the RCMP for investigation, Giolti said.

"We don't get many drug seizures from South Africa," she said. "This shipment was destined for commercial sale in Canada."

Police suspect the hash was to be picked up by middlemen to be sold through a network of stores or businesses in the GTA.

Customs officers this month also intercepted more than four kilos of cocaine hidden within decorative jugs being imported from Chile. The cocaine, which was worth about $540,000, was destined to a GTA address.

No arrests were made in that case either.

walterx2 · « **Reply #114 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 03:49 PM »

Vancouver man loses Hells Angels cocaine, turns himself in.

http://www2.canada.com/vancouversun/news/westcoastnews/story.html?id=a1b0a6da-0f35-4729-b141-f13c2d4449ca&p=1

Fishyneil · « **Reply #115 on:** Mar 30, 2009, 03:11 PM »

Oh man, can you imagine what that guy was feeling like sitting in the hotel room with the Angels coming in and out and questioning him. What would go through your head if you realized you couldn't find the coke?

My contribution is a few days old and I just stumbled across it today. ShamWOW guy busted for punching hooker in the face...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

Fishy

Tiggy Puddin · « **Reply #116 on:** Mar 30, 2009, 04:05 PM »

Oh, bless Vince and his bloody ShamWow. Literally!

RadBunny · « **Reply #117 on:** Mar 30, 2009, 05:02 PM »

he prolly busted a nut on her back and tried to wipe it up with the shamwow, when he did the bitch said "That Towel SUCKS!" LMFAO

Ms Vee · « **Reply #118 on:** Apr 10, 2009, 01:52 AM »

Britney Spears leaves stage at Vancouver show

Tiggy Puddin · « **Reply #119 on:** Apr 10, 2009, 01:05 PM »

Just had this hot breaking story via Google...

TPB Actors in Amazing "Going Shopping" Sensation

Ricky, Bubbles and Julian created a stir by strolling through Lynden Park Mall for a little shopping.

The Trailer Park Boys, in town Tuesday for a big show at the Sanderson Centre for the Performing Arts, felt the urge to wander the mall, looking for a little something for a sore throat.

Actors Robb Wells, John Paul Tremblay and Mike Smith are known to make public appearances as their TV-show characters but at the mall, Smith dropped his famous 'Coke-bottle' glasses that are part of the show.

Joe and Tammy Magyar were stunned to see the actors pulling up to the mall entrance in a cab.

"I said 'Honey, that's the Trailer Park Boys!' Even though Bubbles looked nearly normal without the glasses, you couldn't miss the others," said Tammy Magyar.

The trio visited a record store, Shoppers Drug Mart and the Nutrition House before leaving.

"Everybody was running up to them at the record store," said Magyar. "People were taking photos and joking with them."

Jennine Vanderpost, owner of Nutrition House, was delighted that her store maintains video security.

"I have 12 minutes of tape of the Trailer Park Boys!" she said with a laugh.

"It was awesome. They were joking around and they're just like they are on television."

Smith asked Vanderpost for manuka honey, which he said he wanted for a sore throat and Tremblay bought a sports nutrition product.

"They were just hilarious," said Vanderpost.

The three actors were performing The Ricky, Julian and Bubbles Community Service Variety Show at the Sanderson Centre, a production done on the premise that they are fulfilling a court order to demonstrate the dangers of using alcohol and drugs.

http://www.brantfordexpositor.ca/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=1516768
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In a cab? Don't they have helicopters and "people" for these things now? Lol.

(Sorry guys, but it is kinda funny).

DavidB_Bubbles · « **Reply #120 on:** Jun 12, 2009, 10:16 AM »

Perhaps Jack Found Some of Ricky's Brownies

SEATTLE -- A dog that ran off from its owner in Seattle's Seward Park found and ate some marijuana and got high.

Owner Jen Nestor Waddell told KING-TV the 11-year-old black Lab mix named Jack was "just stoned" May 12 after they returned home from the park. The dog's eyes glossed over and he had trouble walking.

The vet said Jack had swallowed a large amount of dried, harvested marijuana. After some medication to induce vomiting and a night of rest Jack was back to normal.

Nestor said the vet jokingly told her to remind Jack to "just say no" to drugs.

According to Seattle police, a wilderness guide playing hide and seek with some children in the park earlier had discovered a duffel bag packed with five and a half pounds of marijuana worth an estimated $22,000.

Waddell told police about the drugs and joked they could borrow Jack to find them if they paid the $1,500 vet

DavidB_Bubbles · « **Reply #121 on:** Sep 30, 2009, 12:58 PM »

God-bless Dr. Karen Weatherby

DavidB_Bubbles · « **Reply #122 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 06:59 PM »

Ganja Gourmet: where you never want to stop eating

Despite the legal uncertainties surrounding medical-marijuana dispensaries, Steve Horo witz is plowing ahead with Colorado's first marijuana restaurant.

Ganja Gourmet, a restaurant that serves pot-laced food, has opened at 1810 S. Broadway in a building that Horowitz owns.

In addition to the "Bud Bar," where marijuana leaves are sold to licensed consumers, Ganja Gourmet offers lasagna, pizza, hummus, brownies, fudge and a variety of cheesecakes. Since the building does not have a kitchen, all menu items are cooked in a rented commercial kitchen and reheated in the restaurant's microwave.

"I decided I want to open a cafe that's a fun chill place and specialize in edibles," Horowitz said. "None of the other dispensaries have a friendly and chill atmosphere."

But what happens if stricter regulations are adopted on either the city or state level and customers aren't allowed to munch on marijuana-filled food at dispensaries?

"It would be unfortunate, but it won't be the end of the world," Horowitz said. "At least 50 percent of sales are products to go. We'll just offer all the food to go."

Hours are 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily.

http://www.denverpost.com/business/ci_13964319

DavidB_Bubbles · « **Reply #123 on:** Mar 08, 2010, 11:40 AM »

Car crash caused by a woman who was distracted shaving her bikini line

Florida Highway Trooper Gary Dunick was not surprised when he came to the scene of a car crash caused by a woman who was distracted shaving her bikini line reports KeysNews.com . Dunick has had some crazy experiences pulling over drivers but said "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it." Megan Mariah Barnes, a 37-year-old woman, caused a car crash when she had her ex-husband take the wheel from the passenger seat while she shaved her bikini area. Barnes was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and told authorities she wanted to be "ready for the visit" reports WJZ.com . According to KeysNews.com , Barnes crashed into the back of a 2006 Chevrolet Truck. The passenger was David Schoff who had slowed down to make a right hand turn when Barnes' 1995 Thunderbird hit it at 45 mph which was within the speed limit. FHP spokesman Alex Annunziato said that Barnes then allegedly drove a half mile further down the road where she switched seats with her ex-husband Charles Judy so that it looked like she had not been driving. Dunick said that Judy had burns from the passenger side air bag that proved he had not been in the driver's seat. The air bag in the driver's seat had not deployed. Barnes should not have been driving in the first place. The day before the accident, she had been convicted and sentenced to nine months of probation for DUI and driving with a suspended license. Her license was revoked for five years and she was to have taken her car to be impounded reports KeysNews.com . If Barnes is convicted, she could face a maximum sentence of a year in jail for violating her probation due to the wreck. Dunick says, "My phone has been ringing off the hook all day, and I know there's a funny side to this, but it's also deadly serious. This is a scary road and a lot of bad wrecks are caused by dumb stuff

Brophy · « **Reply #124 on:** Mar 08, 2010, 06:14 PM »

Rahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Crotches are always distracting.

That is awesome!

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