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« Reply #75 on: Jul 18, 2008, 10:44 AM »
That python story has to be bullshit. How in the hell does a 8 foot python make its way thru a 1/2 inch copper line into nher washing machine.

Someone might have had it out for the old biddy and  put the snake in the washer  but no way did it get in thru the water line.

It's possible it came through a sewer line, but if it's a farmhouse in Maine, it has a septic system so that's even unlikely.  Me thinks it's a nutjob looking for some attention, or a joke by someone that didn't want the snake anymore.

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« Reply #76 on: Jul 31, 2008, 06:56 PM »
Marijuana Garden Found With Help of Researcher's Turtle
 


A radio-equipped turtle wandered within a small marijuana field in Rock Creek Park that appeared to be actively tended, police said. About 10 Marijuana plants were discovered in a section of the park just south of the Maryland border. A Montgomery County man was arrested after a researcher tracking a radio-equipped turtle in Rock Creek Park found the animal standing in a garden of marijuana plants in a remote area of the park, police said today.

Sgt. Robert Lachance of the U.S. Park Police said the researcher, who works for the National Park Service, was tracking a box turtle July 14 when he discovered about 10 marijuana plants growing in a section of the park just south of the Maryland border. The turtle has a radio transmitter attached to its shell, allowing researchers to monitor its movements and visually examine it from time to time.

The researcher notified authorities after finding the plants -- about a pound and a half of marijuana worth roughly $6,500 when sold in smaller amounts on the street, police said. Lachance said investigators covertly watched the marijuana garden until a man showed up to tend to the plants.

Isiah Johnson, 19, of the 2300 block of Washington Avenue in Chevy Chase, was arrested Wednesday and charged with possessing marijuana with intent to distribute, Lachance said

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« Reply #77 on: Jul 31, 2008, 07:00 PM »
Poor guy will probably get life.  Good thing he ain't from Texas or he'd get the chair!


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« Reply #78 on: Aug 15, 2008, 11:35 PM »
Two Bigfoot hunters claim to have bagged the body of a creature they say is the great hairy one and plan to present their evidence today at noon a hotel in Palo Alto, according to news reports. Rick Dyer, who also offers Bigfoot tours, and Matthew Whitton say they made the find in northern Georgia.

Scientists to perform an autopsy on Monday.

http://travel.latimes.com/daily-deal-blog/index.php/bigfoot-found-in-geo-2517/
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« Reply #79 on: Aug 16, 2008, 04:00 PM »
^Wow, that looks fake. Not saying it is though, but damn. I'm 50/50, lol.

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« Reply #80 on: Aug 16, 2008, 04:08 PM »
I'll raise ya and make it 100% fake :biggrin:

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« Reply #81 on: Aug 16, 2008, 04:13 PM »
This was on the 5 o'clock news last night. But when the 10 o'clock news was broadcast it was already reported as a hoax. The innards were said to come from an opossum. 

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« Reply #82 on: Aug 16, 2008, 04:32 PM »
"History repeats?

This is not the first time a Bigfoot body has been claimed to have been found. A man named Tom Biscardi, founder of something called the Great American Bigfoot Research Organization, once claimed he had captured a Bigfoot. On Aug. 19, 2005, Biscardi appeared on the radio show "Coast to Coast with George Noory." Biscardi claimed his group had captured a Bigfoot a week earlier, a male beast that weighed over 400 pounds and stood 8-feet tall. He said he would be presenting photos of it several days later. It turned out to be a hoax.

Interestingly, Biscardi is also involved in the new Bigfoot body discovery.

Speaking on behalf of the Georgia men this week, Biscardi said, "Extensive scientific studies will be done on the body by a team of scientists including a molecular biologist, an anthropologist, a paleontologist and other scientists over the next few months at an undisclosed location" under armed guard.

If it all sounds very cloak-and-dagger, it is. Unnamed experts? Undisclosed location? Sounds more like "The X-Files" than real science.

Marketing scheme?

In 2005, Biscardi promoted a pay-per-view cable TV show in which he offered viewers the chance to see a Bigfoot captured on live television for only $59.95. That never happened, but Biscardi did recently direct and produce a film called "Bigfoot Lives."

Surely the publicity from this press conference might boost his film's sales...

Bigfoot researcher Loren Coleman, while stopping short of authenticating the claims, wrote on the Web site Cryptomundo.com, "I feel, in all honesty, this, indeed, may be the real deal, and I say this carefully after reviewing information that has been shared privately with me."

So has a Bigfoot finally been found, after all these years? Or is this just the latest hoax to embarrass Bigfoot believers and bring further ridicule to a field sorely in need of science?

Apparently we will see. "
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« Reply #83 on: Aug 17, 2008, 07:00 PM »
the big thing that tipped me off to it being fake was that it was claimed by a couple of dicks who dedicate their lives to finding bigfoot. (and do bigfoot "tours" for a living) haha! Of course they just wanted some publicity. And our media organizations are stupid enough to play into it apparently. hahah!

in other news, here's a bizzare story we reported on the other day:

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« Reply #84 on: Aug 20, 2008, 08:33 PM »
Montreal top property in new Monopoly game
Updated Wed. Aug. 20 2008 9:19 AM ET

CTV.ca News Staff

Montreal has been voted the most expensive property to buy in a new international version of Monopoly, edging out major tourist destinations like London, Paris and New York.

The capital of Latvia, Riga, was chosen as the second most expensive property, capturing the other sought after dark blue real estate spot.

The new board game, called "Monopoly Here & Now: The World Edition," is using cities rather than streets. Montreal and Riga will take the place of the highly-sought Boardwalk and Park Place properties.

"We are thrilled that the first-ever global game board includes an interesting mix of cities that showcases the dynamic cultures, sights and history of the planet," Helen Martin, Vice President of Global Marketing for toy and game-maker Hasbro, Inc., said in a press release.

Two other Canadian cities made it into the game -- Toronto and Vancouver -- but they're both in the lower half of the properties.

Canada and China are the only countries to feature three cities on the new board.

"In terms of promoting Canada and tourism here this is good...and it goes to 103 countries around the world," travel expert Loren Christie told CTV's Canada AM.

"Literally if you look at this board it's quite interesting," Christie said. "It's all based on the votes and how they placed in the voting and has pretty much nothing to do with financial and geographical flow, which is traditionally what we think of in Monopoly."

The 22 cities that earned spots on the "Monopoly Here & Now: The World Edition" are as follows, listed in order of property groupings with the highest rent properties listed first:


Dark Blue: Montreal, Riga
Green: Cape Town, Belgrade, Paris
Yellow: Jerusalem, Hong Kong, Beijing
Red: London, New York, Sydney
Orange: Vancouver, Shanghai, Rome
Magenta: Toronto, Kyiv, Istanbul
Light Blue: Athens, Barcelona, Tokyo
Brown: Taipei, Gdynia

The cities were chosen by voters from around the world, and more than 5 million Monopoly fans reportedly cast ballots to have their favourite cities included in the first ever global edition of the game.


"We are thrilled that the first-ever global game board includes an interesting mix of cities that showcases the dynamic cultures, sights and history of the planet," Martin said.


Cities like Montreal reportedly launched campaigns encouraging people to vote, in order to get people talking about the city.


"From a tourism perspective what better advertising could you get, and I think people will be talking," Christie said. "'Why did Montreal get Boardwalk?' Wow, that must be something amazing and 'Why are Vancouver and Toronto both on there?' For Canada this is actually great. "


The game's makeover goes further than just replacing streets with cities, though.


The old utilities "Electric Company" and "Water Works" will be replaced by "Wind Energy" and "Solar Energy." Also, three of the four railroads will be replaced by air, cruise and space travel options.


"Community Chest" and "Chance" cards didn't escape the makeover either, and will now allow players to attend cultural events and organize festivals.




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« Reply #85 on: Sep 11, 2008, 08:52 AM »
Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing. Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks. Burrimond said Vasquez was arrested after deputies found a wallet containing his ID at the ransacked house just east of Fresno. The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage. Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.
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« Reply #86 on: Sep 11, 2008, 09:04 AM »
I bet the sausage was enjoyed by the dog.  And I wonder what spices the guy used for the dry rub?

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« Reply #87 on: Sep 11, 2008, 06:57 PM »

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« Reply #88 on: Oct 09, 2008, 06:26 PM »
Woman Sues over Bad Dye Job



Remember when you were in sixth grade and that package of kiwi-strawberry Kool-Aid failed to magically transform you into Jem? No recourse back then. Grown-ups know there's always court.

Charlotte Feeney of Bridgeport, Conn. is suing L'Oreal after she bought a box of blond dye that turned out to contain deep brown instead. Charlotte didn't notice until the damage was done, and claimed that she suffered headaches and mental trauma because of the dark, dirty shame of being publically brunette.

"I can never go back to my natural blond hair," she told reporters. She added, "Also, blondes do get more attention than brunettes, of course, emotionally, I miss that."

Uh, right. Not feeling much sympathy for Charlotte? A Superior Court judge wasn't either -- he dismissed her claim, citing a lack of evidence.

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« Reply #89 on: Oct 10, 2008, 08:54 PM »
This day in history...

Oct 10 1994

Evel Knievel is arrested in a Sunnyvale (California) topless bar for beating 22-year-old girlfriend Krystal Kennedy back at the Comfort Inn motel.

Today in the news...

Woman finds her son decapitated

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« Reply #90 on: Oct 27, 2008, 04:42 PM »
I used this "Over The Shoulder" box graphic on the 10'o'clock news last night!



can anyone guess the TPB episode it is from? ;)

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« Reply #91 on: Nov 12, 2008, 12:59 PM »
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LONDON - The British Fertility Society is warning that the country is facing a shortage of men willing to donate sperm.

Fertility clinics are struggling to recruit donors, have long waiting lists and high costs and in some parts of the country, there are no clinics at all.

The warning came today in the British Medical Journal from Mark Hamilton and Allan Pacey, members of the fertility society's board of directors.

They say part of the problem is that Britain banned anonymous sperm donation in 2005.

Children who were born to a donor can now trace their biological parents once they are 18.

About 4,000 women a year in Britain need donor sperm to become pregnant, but in 2006, only 307 men registered to become donors

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« Reply #92 on: Nov 12, 2008, 07:46 PM »
Only if they have a direct deposit plan... :perv1:
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« Reply #93 on: Nov 12, 2008, 09:26 PM »
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« Reply #94 on: Nov 15, 2008, 01:16 AM »
Man walks into California bar with pet alligator on leash; cops called

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« Reply #95 on: Nov 15, 2008, 07:14 PM »
1919, Molasses Flood Kills 21, Injures 150 in Boston

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The Boston Molasses Disaster, also known as the Great Molasses Flood and the Great Boston Molasses Tragedy, occurred on January 15, 1919, in the North End neighborhood of Boston, Massachusetts in the United States. A large molasses tank burst and a wave of molasses rushed through the streets at an estimated 35 mph (56 km/h), killing 21 and injuring 150. The event has entered local folklore, and residents claim that on hot summer days the area still smells of molasses.
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« Reply #96 on: Nov 15, 2008, 07:18 PM »
1916, Residents of Erwin, Tennessee Lynch Elephant

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« Reply #97 on: Jan 01, 2009, 10:17 AM »


Pete the purple squirrel leaves animal lovers baffled

We've all seen lots of grey squirrels and maybe the occasional red, but this chap is definitely going through a purple patch.

He was spotted at Meoncross School in Stubbington, Hampshire, where pupils, staff and parents have all tried to solve the mystery of his unusual hue.

One clue is that he frequently pops into a building where old printers are stored. TV wildlife expert Chris Packham said: 'It is possible he has been chewing on a purple ink cartridge and then groomed that colouring into his fur.

'Squirrels will chew anything even if it's obviously inedible. He is unlikely to have fallen into paint because that would probably have killed him.
'I imagine he'll return to his normal grey by spring when he moults.'

But people who have seen the squirrel say they do not believe this explains its even colouring.

Dr Mike Edwards, an English teacher at the school, first spotted the squirrel outside his classroom window.
He said: 'I was sitting in my classroom and looked out the window and saw it sitting on the fence. I had to do a double take.

'Since then it's been a bit of a regular at the school - everyone's seen it.
'We thought it might have been paint or something but then when you look at it up close, it's an all-over coat, not in patches like you'd expect if it had been near some paint.
'Its fur actually looks purple all the way through. It's an absolute mystery.'


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1099282/Pete-purple-squirrel-leaves-animal-lovers-baffled.html

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« Reply #98 on: Jan 10, 2009, 08:25 AM »
http://www.okcupid.com/forum?low=1&tid=7223997838631196585

This is almost too funny to read.  Dating site or something.
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« Reply #99 on: Jan 10, 2009, 09:03 AM »
My god Colin, I am actually sitting here reading the whole friggin thread.
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