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« Reply #50 on: Nov 19, 2007, 11:18 AM »

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« Reply #51 on: Dec 15, 2007, 01:01 AM »

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« Reply #52 on: Dec 17, 2007, 10:30 AM »
Thought this might be one of us but everyone's losing too much weight.

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Out-of-control man arrested without injury
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Senior officers are giving a group of cops kudos for the restraint they showed in defusing a volatile situation with a naked man yesterday.

The incident, which saw an officer repeatedly punched, a police dog attacked and at least a half-dozen officers needed to restrain a man, occurred as police nationwide are under fire by everyone from pundits to taxpayers on the heels of high-profile cases where Tasers were used to subdue suspects.

Insp. Luch Berti said he hopes the cops' skilful handling of yesterday's explosive situation provides something of a rebuttal to critics who accuse police of being trigger-happy in ramping up use-of-force actions.

"He used a lot of discretion and restraint," Berti said of the first officer, who arrived at the scene by himself.

"He could have made a lot of other choices on escalation of use of force."

Berti added the incident underscores not only the perils cops can face, but a possible scenario where a Taser might be an appropriate tool.

"This is my opinion, but a Taser would have put him in a position where he was unable to resist," he said. "It could have ended the fight a lot sooner, putting the officer and subject in a safer position."

At about 3 a.m., cops were called after citizens saw a naked man, about 5-ft.-11 and more than 250 lbs., walking in the street near the Calgary Zoo.

The first officer arrived, saw the man was in distress, and called for an ambulance and back-up.

The officer was trying to talk with the man when he "yelled at him and started punching with both fists," Berti said, adding the officer was struck in the face several times.

"He was kicking and punching the officer, who was basically in a fight for his life."

A minute or two later, a K9 unit arrived, sending in a dog as the still-combative man repeatedly claimed to be a devil worshipper.

The dog was punched and rolled on by the man.

Berti said, in the end, it was sheer force and numbers that defused the situation.

It took five officers to restrain the man, who said he had used crystal meth and pot.

Doctors suspected he was suffering from excited delirium -- an altered state of consciousness that made him a danger to himself and others.

Calgary Police Association director John Dooks said excited delirium cases are "very volatile and unpredictable," with officers having to constantly re-assess the appropriate level of force required.

Dooks commended the officers for their actions -- and the fact no one suffered serious harm.

"I think they did really well given the circumstances," he said.

"Not every situation will conclude like this, there will always be potential for tragic outcome."

K9 unit Sgt. Shawn Sykes said the service dog, Pix, is expected to make a full recovery after the brawl in which charges are pending.

"He's a little sore, but doing OK," said Sykes.
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« Reply #53 on: Dec 18, 2007, 10:25 AM »



Meet the man with breasts in his leg
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
breast leg man
What a lovely pair of shins

For a man to have a boob job is unusual enough - let alone to have the silicone implants not in the chest, but in the leg.

But Lane Jensen's figure is now looking a little more voluptuous in an odd place after one of the most unusual operations of the year.

Lane, a devotee of body art already, had a tattoo of a buxom lady on his shin.

But for some reason, he decided this was not quite expressive enough - so had silicone implanted to make the etching stand out in all the right places.

Canadian Lane, editor of a body art and tattoo magazine, even sat up to watch most of the operation carried out in Edmonton, Alberta.

Brian Decker, owner of the firm Pure Body Arts, carried out the strange surgery which lasted just 45 minutes - and left Lane feeling nothing more than "a small bruise", but delighted with his new breasts.

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« Reply #54 on: Dec 18, 2007, 11:16 AM »
That's an excellent idea, I think I'll get fake tits put on my shins too!

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« Reply #55 on: Feb 13, 2008, 10:31 AM »
Wonder if this thing could help me dunk in my basketball league?

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BURNABY, B.C. - Power walking may take on a whole new meaning with the invention of a high-tech knee brace that generates enough electricity to power portable gadgets from cellphones to iPods and even medical devices.

Max Donelan, a Simon Fraser University kinesiologist who came up with the technology, said one minute of walking while wearing the brace on each leg generates enough electricity for 10 cellphones without any added effort.

Besides consumers of portable electronics and amputees who rely on power-assisted prosthetic limbs to get around, Donelan's creation is aimed at soldiers who could avoid having to pack around the extra weight of replacement batteries with their other equipment.

The so-called Biomechanical Energy Harvester, which Donelan has been developing for the past seven years, is featured in Friday's edition of the journal Science.

It works by harvesting energy from the end of a walker's step when the muscles are working to slow the movement of the leg - much like a hybrid car that uses energy from braking to recharge its batteries, Donelan said.

Walking is a lot like stop-and-go driving, he said, adding that in every stride, there's a point when our muscles put on the brakes. That's the force that the brace uses to spin a generator and produce electrical energy.

"So where muscles are behaving like brakes we can use a generator instead to help the muscles in decelerating the leg and generate electricity at the same time."

Donelan's invention is a big step forward from human-powered electricity generators such as hand cranks and stationary bikes that require dedicated attention and a lot more energy for short periods of time without much output.

"The basic idea of energy harvesting is to harvest it in the background while people are doing their everyday activity," he said.

Donelan, who is developing the device through his spin-off company Bionic Power Inc., said the Canadian military may be among its first users.

"We've had many conversations with the Canadian military and they're very keen," he said.

"These days, soldiers treat batteries like they treat food and water because it's essential to operate their navigation equipment and their communication equipment and they carry enough gadgets with them that for a 24-hour mission they have to carry, sometimes, as much as 13 kilograms worth of batteries."

People who have suffered a stroke and need electricity to power orthoses - devices that help them with a partially paralyzed limb - are also high on Donelan's list of potential users.

At this point, his device is a conventional orthopedic knee brace that's rigged with the hardware needed to generate electricity.

In about 18 months, he hopes to have a prototype that's lighter than the device's current combined weight of three kilograms for both legs.

Donelan said that of the small number of existing energy harvesters, only a backpack developed in the United States with specialized straps that generate electricity comes close to what he's created.

But while his device produces the same amount of power, he said it's 20 times lighter than the backpack.

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« Reply #56 on: Feb 22, 2008, 12:16 PM »
Man suspected of calling 911 over 27,000 times Nanette Asimov, Chronicle Staff Writer (02-14)

21:31 PST HAYWARD -- Hayward police and federal investigators did the grunt work, and it paid off: They tracked down and arrested a cell phone caller believed to have phoned the emergency 911 number more than 27,000 times making bodily noises, muttering in a disguised voice, and pressing the beep tone. On Wednesday night, police arrested John Triplette, 45, of Hayward on suspicion of abusing the 911 emergency line, a misdemeanor punishable by $1,000 fine and/or six months in jail.
 
"He completely overwhelmed our system," said Desi Calzada, manager of the Hayward Communications Center, which operates 911. "He delayed the answering of other 911 calls because we were answering his." It all started last May, when the California Highway Patrol's communication center in Vallejo began receiving copious 911 calls from a mysterious caller using a T-Mobile cell phone.

Over a seven-month period, the caller placed 17,000 calls to the CHP. In early January, Hayward's dispatch center took over the local 911 calls and became the new target of the bogus calls. "The caller would make various noises, including grunts and other bodily noises, minimal conversation in a disguised voice, beeps from the touch pad, etc.," according to Lt. Chris Orrey, a spokeswoman for the Hayward Police Department.

In a single week, the center received 1,327 calls from the same phone, inflating the number of incoming calls by 30 percent. Then Calzada and Hayward police Detective Bill Alexander contacted the Federal Communications Commission, which can track 911 frequencies and pinpoint a single caller's location. But before he was nabbed, the caller managed to grunt in another 10,000 calls to the police, as well as 4,000 to the Solano County Sheriff's Department, Orrey said in a written statement.

When the investigators finally located the cell phone at Triplette's home in the 24000 block of Amador Street, Triplette apologized for making the calls, according to Orrey's account. His explanation for all those calls? Triplette told police, "Because it's free."
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Gee, I wonder if he could tell someone the number for 911?

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« Reply #57 on: Mar 11, 2008, 12:14 PM »

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« Reply #58 on: Mar 13, 2008, 11:16 AM »

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« Reply #59 on: Mar 13, 2008, 01:10 PM »
That's slightly fucked.

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« Reply #60 on: Mar 13, 2008, 02:14 PM »
Woman stabs partner to death after fight over Bruce Springsteen
     
(CNN) -- An Australian woman pleaded guilty Thursday to fatally stabbing her boyfriend because he objected to her listening to Bruce Springsteen's music.


Bruce Springsteen is an award-winning American singer-songwriter.

 The national news agency, Australian Associated Press, reported that the Supreme Court in the city of Brisbane sentenced Karen Lee Cooper to eight years in prison.

Cooper told arresting officers she "just got tired" of her boyfriend, Kevin Watson, bossing her around during their two-year relationship.

"I couldn't even play Bruce Springsteen on my stereo. Can you believe that? Can you believe that?" Cooper told police, according to the Courier Mail newspaper.

Later, in a formal police interview, she repeated her claims: "I mean, who doesn't like Bruce Springsteen? I am 49 years old and I want to play my own music."

Springsteen is an award-winning American singer-songwriter, best known for his lyrics about the struggles of the common man.

The couple had been drinking at their rental home the night of the stabbing two years ago when they began arguing over Cooper's choice of music, the Australian Associated Press said.

Cooper's lawyer told the court she experienced a "brain snap." She ran to the kitchen, grabbed a knife and stabbed Watson, 49, after he said he didn't want her to listen to a Springsteen CD, the newspaper said.

Cooper took a handful of pills before calling police. She told officers she hoped the pills would kill her before they arrived.

According to the press reports, Cooper regretted the stabbing and did not think her boyfriend deserved to die.

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« Reply #61 on: Mar 26, 2008, 02:46 PM »
http://www.forbes.com/2008/03/19/cities-population-pollution-innovation08-cx_tvr_0319futurecities_slide_2.html?partner=canoe

The 10 biggest cities of 2025

The age of the mega city is just beginning. Ready or not, huge metros are growing across the globe. The question is how many are ready, from an infrastructural and environmental standpoint, to handle the load.

Experts say that it's a mixed bag but that many have a long way to go.

Not long ago, demographers were predicting the demise of the city. A swing to a service economy in the developed world, combined with technology allowing businesses to set up shop anywhere and workers to telecommute, would be the catalysts in eliminating the need for people to concentrate so close together.

But it hasn't worked out that way. The number of urban dwellers is expected to hit 5 billion globally by 2025--double the number of 1990, according to studies by the World Resource Institute. As it turns out, many people just like the city life, and telecommuting opportunities are limited: Doing business still requires face time.

"Humans want to be where others are. We get our energy from interacting," says Nancy Kete, director of Embarq's WRI Center for Sustainable Transport.

Not only are populations in many established mid-size cities increasing, the developing world is sprouting giant urban centers left and right.

Asia and Latin America, each cluttered with rural workers looking for better jobs and housing in the city, are slated to have nine of the world's 10 most populous cities by 2025. Among them: Mumbai, Calcutta and Delhi in India, Karachi in Pakistan and Shanghai, China. Latin American cities on the list include Mexico City and San Paulo, Brazil.

New York and Tokyo are the only traditional power cities expected to remain on the mega cities list in 17 years.

The World Resource Institute predicts 33 mega cities--those with populations exceeding 8 million--by 2025. That's up from 21 in 1990, not to mention two in 1950 (London and New York). All but six of the 33 will be in the developing world.

That many of these metropolises rely on manufacturing for much of their economies makes an urban environment, with its cheap transportation and closely packed labor market, that much more appealing.

The problem lies in preparedness. Many of today's and tomorrow's mega cities aren't planning ahead for how they'll improve transportation (moving more and more people around), housing (to avoid overcrowding) and pollution.

The risk is a loss of economic productivity, as congestion increases and long commutes--already averaging a three-hour round trip in some places--become even longer.

"None of these cities, other than New York, have made a decision to have a vision for the 21st century," Kete says. "They are choking on their own growth."

Mexico City officials, for instance, are hamstrung by the country's failure to invest in more mass transit in surrounding areas, Kete thinks.

Instead of investing in Mexico City's infrastructure, the Mexican government is using land allocation policies, such as subsidies for factories, to encourage people to move elsewhere.

"The plan is to curtail the growth of Mexico City (instead of facing it head on)," says Owen Gutfreund, director of urban studies at Columbia University. That's not a bad approach, he figures, compared with the alternative: seeing the city's population balloon faster than the infrastructure can keep up.

Gutfreund holds up Shanghai as an example of a forward-thinking mega city, noting its expansion of rapid transit--a 25% increase in average square footage per residential household--and aggressive development of space aimed at placing housing, business and public transport close to each other.

Both he and Kete are most critical of Mumbai, which hasn't embarked on any real urban planning despite an expected 1.8% annual population growth that will likely result in over 26 million inhabitants by 2025.

A big swath in the middle of the city remains poor and congested, despite a robust overall economy that's yielded a per capita income three times India's national average.

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« Reply #62 on: Mar 26, 2008, 07:59 PM »
This explains alot.

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« Reply #64 on: Apr 04, 2008, 09:13 AM »
that's fucked.  Idiots.  Someone probably wondered why he wasn't emailing back but were too lazy to go to his desk.

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« Reply #67 on: Apr 24, 2008, 06:55 PM »
Snipes sentenced to three years

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Hollywood actor Wesley Snipes has received a three year prison sentence for tax offences.

A federal judge handed down the maximum term requested by prosecutors - one year for each of Snipes' convictions of wilfully failing to file a tax return.

Snipes' lawyers had called for leniency, arguing that the offences were misdemeanours and that the star was of good character.

But prosecutors said an example should be set because of Snipes' fame.

In February, Snipes was found guilty of deliberately failing to file tax returns for 1999, 2000 and 2001, but was cleared of more serious fraud and conspiracy charges.

'Serious crimes'

United States District Judge William Terrell Hodges said the action star had shown a "history of contempt over a period of time" for US tax laws.

"In my mind these are serious crimes, albeit misdemeanours", he said.

Snipes apologised, saying: "I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance."

The star of films such as "Blade 3" and "Demolition Man" had asked for probation instead of imprisonment.

Fellow actors Woody Harrelson and Denzel Washington sent letters as character witnesses, as did family, friends and employees.

The actor's first role was in Goldie Hawn's 1986 American football comedy Wildcats, and he has also appeared in hit films such as White Men Can't Jump, and Passenger 57.

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« Reply #68 on: Apr 27, 2008, 05:13 PM »
looks good that they are thowing the book at him
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« Reply #69 on: Jun 15, 2008, 10:50 PM »


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« Reply #70 on: Jul 06, 2008, 01:54 AM »
Looks like Cory and Trevor relocated to Florida from Sunnyvale  :lol:

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« Reply #71 on: Jul 08, 2008, 02:25 AM »
Fucking Right On. So This is not so outrageous of an idea. The Guys that were arrested would say Stupid FuckEX fucked up.

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« Reply #72 on: Jul 17, 2008, 06:50 PM »
Maine woman shocked to find 8-foot snake in washer

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« Reply #73 on: Jul 18, 2008, 02:49 AM »
Holy shit, these are some great stories, I can't believe I haven't found this thread sooner!

I have to recommend some of these to the local news station I work for.


In the meantime, here's a story that explains why jail f$%ckin' sucks in Alabama:

"In the 1920s, when inmate "chain gangs" were in their heyday, Alabama sheriffs were allotted a prison meal budget of $1.75 per prisoner per day, with thrifty sheriffs allowed to pocket any excess for themselves. According to a May Associated Press investigation, the policy, and the amount, are unchanged to this day in 55 of the state's 67 counties, and also unchanged is the fact that sheriffs have cut the menus so cleverly or drastically that some sheriffs still make money on the deal. (The per-meal fee under the National School Lunch program for low-income students is $2.47.) [Boston Globe-AP, 5-17-08] "
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« Reply #74 on: Jul 18, 2008, 10:35 AM »
That python story has to be bullshit. How in the hell does a 8 foot python make its way thru a 1/2 inch copper line into nher washing machine.

Someone might have had it out for the old biddy and  put the snake in the washer  but no way did it get in thru the water line.
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