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« Reply #25 on: Apr 05, 2007, 12:58 AM »
Any of the fine ladies of the org have missing panties  :lol:

Pullman police pinch panty thief

PULLMAN, Wash. (AP) - Authorities in Pullman, Washington, are now holding 93 pounds of purloined panties, and other women's underwear as evidence. Police say they found enough unmentionables in Garth Flaherty's apartment to fill five garbage bags. Investigators charge Flaherty stole the bras and panties from apartment complex laundry rooms. Officers say they were led to Flaherty after a witness noted his license plate number. The undergarments will be held as evidence until the case is settled. But police Commander Chris Tennant doubts the stolen panties will be returned to their owners. He asks, "Would you really want them back?"

Ok here's another article on the same subject since there is a panty count  Just in case anyone wants to know how many panties it take to make 93 pounds worth :shock:

Stolen panty total in Pullman: 1,613

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

PULLMAN, Wash. -- The final count of the womens underwear stolen in Pullman -- one-thousand-six hundred-and-thirteen.

So far, twelve people have come forward to say their underwear was stolen. Only one pair has been positively identified by its owner. Officers say that pair was of unique European origin.

Police found the 93 pounds of panties and bras when issuing a search warrant at the apartment of a 24-year-old man.

He was arrested for investigation of burglary and theft. He has not been charged.



For the sake of alliteration couldn't the headline have been:

Pullman police pinch panty pilferer

OR Pullman police pursue panty purloiner into the parish penitentiary

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« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2007, 08:51 AM »
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« Reply #27 on: Aug 07, 2007, 02:02 PM »

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« Reply #28 on: Aug 10, 2007, 04:42 PM »
plays loud music, often spouts obsenity-laced tirades and uses his yard as a toilet, aren't amused. They have asked the city to prohibit such living arrangements.

"You can't enjoy your backyard," said Linda Sanders, whose backyard is across the alley from Graham's property.

Sanders and her family are among more than a dozen neighbors who presented the Pittsburg City Commission with a petition in July asking it to prohibit people from living in their cars on private property within city limits.

Kenny and Cathy Waring live in property adjoining Graham's, near a park and across the street from Lakeside Elementary School.

"Every day he's out there. He never goes into the house," Kenny Waring said. "He sleeps out there, he eats out there, he watches TV, he plays guitar. ... Everything that you do in your house, he does out there."

Graham acknowledged that he watches TV, listens to music and sometimes sleeps in his blue, 1989 Buick Century. The car is parked on a concrete slab, mostly covered by a large, blue tarp that is secured with bricks and cinder blocks.

An extension cord from the house to the car provides power for a 13-inch TV, an oscillating fan and a radio.

"I get better reception there than I do in there," he said, pointing at the house. "I listen to Rush (Limbaugh) every day, just about."

The Warings said they tried at first to get along with Graham, but by the second year, they were calling the police on a regular basis. At first, they were the only neighbors upset by Graham's living arrangement, but now they say more neighbors with children are moving into the area.

The neighbors say one of their biggest complaints is that Graham may be using his yard for a toilet.

Sanders said when her son-in-law was back from Iraq in mid-June, Graham began to burn trash and other debris across the alley.

"I walked out there, and (the smell) was terrible," she said. "Then Ronnie came out the back door and said, 'It smells just like back in Baghdad.' He said he'd been on detail where they have to burn excrement and said that was exactly what it smells like."

Graham denied that he used the yard for a toilet.

"No, I go elsewhere," he said. "I don't expose myself to people." 
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« Reply #29 on: Aug 13, 2007, 10:33 AM »
Peggers want to be in porn pizza pics
By ROSS ROMANIUK -- Sun Media
The Winnipeg Sun
Pizza and porn -- Winnipeg may just have an insatiable appetite for both.

Entrepreneur Corey Wildeman said the hot and saucy hook for his Porno Pizza business -- which offers pornographic pictures beneath the pies in delivery boxes -- has caught on in a far bigger way than he had ever imagined.

After launching the delivery service a little more than a month ago, Wildeman is turning to local talent for models after initially using only photographs supplied by a national content provider.

"That has a lot more appeal than just random images that you can see any other place," he said yesterday. "And it would be a lot more fun to make this exclusive content."

Wildeman, 30, said plenty of customers have inquired about more than just their menu. Specifically, they want to know how to appear inside Porno Pizza boxes, with many women and even some men seeking an unusual slice of stardom.

"When you're in a business like this, it literally walks in the door. It chases you down. It seems crazy, but my delivery drivers are coming back and saying, 'This girl and this guy, here's their number -- they would like to possibly do some modelling for us,' " said Wildeman.

The entrepreneur said he wants to move increasingly toward homegrown art.

"How fun would it be if someone orders a pizza and then says to us, 'Hey, I saw this girl at the club last night,' or 'This is my sister-in-law!'"

Mandy Blais, an 18-year-old cook at Porno Pizza, recently volunteered to become the model on the delivery service's main advertising logo.

"I just thought I'd give it a try. I didn't mind it. It's kind of up my alley, I guess," Blais said of her first racy photo for public consumption -- one in which her private parts are covered.

"I'm just the logo girl -- I'm not particularly into the porn scene. I don't mind porn, but not with me in it."

When it comes to "the dirty work," she added, she expects far more women than men will come forward.

Meanwhile, Wildeman has found his "marketing innovation" taking flight in other ways. Registering nationally, he's aiming to put franchises across Canada while expanding his delivery-only service to Winnipeg's lunch market after finding a huge midday demand for Porno Pizza from the business crowd.

He said about 50 serious inquiries have come in for franchises in Canada, the U.S. and other countries.

"I've got two from Brazil, three from London and five or six from Australia," he said.

What appears to work for Porno, as well, is its menu item names. The "Missionary Position" and "Mr. Big" are among the very few pizzas that can be mentioned in a family newspaper.

"This ended up being more of a fun idea than a sexy idea, and that's great," said Wildeman. "The hardest thing has been handling it with not enough staff."


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« Reply #30 on: Aug 13, 2007, 11:09 AM »
Coming to a home near you. After you eat your pizza you will see a picture of Winnipeg's own Rob "Canuck Guy"  :shock:  :-&  :lol:

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« Reply #31 on: Aug 13, 2007, 04:25 PM »
Coming to a home near you. After you eat your pizza you will see a picture of Winnipeg's own Rob "Canuck Guy"  :shock:  :-&  :lol:

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« Reply #32 on: Aug 13, 2007, 07:09 PM »
LOL I see from the pic that they're starting off with 'skanky' models and working their way up from there. They should be up to 'sleazy' soon  :lol:

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« Reply #33 on: Aug 20, 2007, 08:44 AM »
Terrible thing that happened to the poor woman but let her death be a lesson to us all, don't trust pet camels.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2007/08/19/4429089-ap.html?7acf1aeecf574ef8a6e74e5c31c50325

August 19, 2007

Pet camel kills woman while trying to have sex

BRISBANE, Australia (AP) - An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex, police said Sunday.

The woman, whose name was not released, was killed Saturday at her family's sheep and cattle ranch near Mitchell, 600 kilometres west of the Queensland state capital Brisbane, state police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory said.

The 10-month-old male camel - weighing about 150 kilograms - knocked the woman to the ground, lay on top of her, then exhibited what police suspect was mating behaviour, Gregory said.

"I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," Gregory said, adding the camel almost suffocated the family's pet goat by straddling it on several occasions.

Camel expert Chris Hill said he had no doubt the camel's behaviour was sexual.

Hill, who has offered camel rides to tourists for 20 years, said young camels are not aggressive, but can be dangerous if treated as pets without discipline.

The fate of the camel was not known.

The woman was given the camel in March as a birthday present from her husband and daughter. "She had a love of exotic pets," Gregory said.


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« Reply #34 on: Aug 20, 2007, 09:56 PM »
Pet camel kills Australian woman 
 
Camels were brought to Australia in the 1840s for transportation
A woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal may have tried to have sex with her.
The woman was found dead at the family's sheep and cattle ranch near the town of Mitchell in Queensland.

The woman had been given the camel as a 60th birthday present earlier this year because of her love of exotic pets.

The camel was just 10 months old but already weighed 152kg (336lbs) and had come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions.

On Saturday, the woman apparently became the object of the male camel's desire.

It knocked her to the ground, lay on top of her and displayed what the police delicately described as possible mating behaviour.

"I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," the Associated Press news agency quoted Queensland police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory as saying.

 
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« Reply #35 on: Aug 20, 2007, 10:06 PM »
Terrible!  :shock:

I guess two humps just weren't enough for that camel.

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« Reply #36 on: Aug 20, 2007, 10:55 PM »
  :lol: Oh, nicely done DD !

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« Reply #37 on: Aug 20, 2007, 10:58 PM »
Actually, the Dromedary camel has only one hump. <--- Doesn't it annoy you when people say shit like that?  :P :P

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« Reply #38 on: Aug 21, 2007, 05:53 AM »
I thought it was mainly sheep the Aussies were "interested" in, just like the Scots and the welsh ???? :perv1: :perv1: :perv1: :perv1:

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« Reply #39 on: Aug 21, 2007, 08:52 AM »
Actually, the Dromedary camel has only one hump. <--- Doesn't it annoy you when people say shit like that?  :P :P

I knew you were going to swoop in and steal my thunder from down under, Stoney. Ah well, at least I got a laugh out of Jim first. :P  :lol:

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« Reply #40 on: Aug 22, 2007, 12:59 AM »
Yes.. but disappointed that noone could string together a cameltoe gag.

[edit] - and for your information, one never 'swoops' when one is in the company of a lady..  :lol:  ;)
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« Reply #41 on: Aug 22, 2007, 02:45 PM »
After doing a little light Urban Dictionary reading, I find that I will never look at the word "swoop" in the same way. Thanks for that.  :lol:

Who needs to string together a cameltoe gag when this little piece of NSFW fodder exists?
http://www.jibjab.com/view/62675

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« Reply #42 on: Aug 25, 2007, 05:44 PM »

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« Reply #43 on: Aug 26, 2007, 05:00 AM »
Cameltoe.

I remain divided on the subject.

That is all.
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« Reply #44 on: Aug 26, 2007, 06:33 AM »
Bahahaha. "Divided".
I spit water out I had to laugh.
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« Reply #45 on: Aug 26, 2007, 09:31 AM »
Damn that was close, Becca, I almost had some hot coffee in my mouth to splash all over my computer

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« Reply #46 on: Nov 02, 2007, 04:48 PM »

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« Reply #47 on: Nov 03, 2007, 04:02 PM »

The haul weighed in at 617 pounds and has a street value of more than $1 million, said OPP Sergeant Kristine Rae.

holy crap!
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« Reply #48 on: Nov 03, 2007, 04:42 PM »
Looks like "Dog" Chapman has a little "situation" he needs to deal with  :roll:.  I like the way A&E reacted by "pulling the show" from it's schedule but noted they are NOT cancelling it.  Wonder that their next step is given that Dog's show is their highest rated show lol.

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« Reply #49 on: Nov 03, 2007, 05:06 PM »
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