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Mr Grumpyface

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« Reply #75 on: Aug 31, 2006, 01:43 PM »
Granted but now we Americans are running across the border by the millions to live in Canada.


I wish the neighbors on my street didn't call the cops every time I get drunk and use my .38 revolver to shoot leaping grasshoppers like skeet while I'm sitting shirtless in the front yard in a lawn chair listening to 'Bittersweet Symphony' and crying my eyes out.
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EvilTwin

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« Reply #76 on: Aug 31, 2006, 02:36 PM »
Granted, but now you live in Canada where you aren't free to own guns without massive governmental interference.

I wish all the anti-Americanism on this board would go away :roll:
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Mr Grumpyface

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« Reply #77 on: Aug 31, 2006, 03:14 PM »
Granted but it's because the U.S. invaded Canada, renamed it 'America Jr' and banned free speech altogether.


I wish I hadn't just said that.   (Sorry, I love you hosers! I think we have a mutual love/jealousy thing going on, brothers are like that.)
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« Reply #78 on: Aug 31, 2006, 03:18 PM »
Granted but we're like elephants and the beer does nothing to our memories.  We'll remember forever.

I wish that I wasn't so damn tired right now.  Oh and my mother in law is here for the weekend, so anything a wish could do to help me out there would be appreciated.
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EvilTwin

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« Reply #79 on: Aug 31, 2006, 05:10 PM »
Granted, but now you're a crackhead. :|

(and I got no love for you on the mother-in-law front, ain't got one :-s)


I wish I could find the yellow brick road :bigsign: :gag:
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« Reply #80 on: Aug 31, 2006, 05:46 PM »
Granted, but its not the yellow brick road you were thinking of. Instead, its a yellow stained road, from all the piss from the drunks...Did I mention your in the drunk tank!

I wish that I get drunk as fuck this week-end....Drunk as fuck.

Jonny
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tan

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« Reply #81 on: Aug 31, 2006, 06:35 PM »
granted...but someone slipped some halucigen drugs in your drink that leaves you permanently paranoid...  8)

i wish for a good night sleep without any worries sneaking into my dreams that ends up waking me up  :?

tan
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« Reply #82 on: Aug 31, 2006, 07:01 PM »
Granted, but after your good nights sleep you will NEVER EVER SLEEP AGAIN!  :shock:

I wish to find a job easily here really soon...
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« Reply #83 on: Aug 31, 2006, 09:21 PM »
granted but you find yourself out on street corners during late hours of the night.

I wish I could speak french.
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tan

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« Reply #84 on: Aug 31, 2006, 09:30 PM »
granted.....comment ca vas?? now ya know french everyone on the planet turns a universal language that AIN'T french and ya got no one to talk to

i just wanted to grant the wish i have no clue what to wish for other than having many other full of sleep nights after i been doomed by sohca  ;)
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« Reply #85 on: Sep 01, 2006, 09:38 AM »
granted but you enjot it so much that you spend the rest of your life in bed

i wish money didn't control everything
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Shit Apple

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« Reply #86 on: Sep 03, 2006, 06:26 PM »
Granted, walks in the park are free.

I wish more people would jump on this thread  8)
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