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Shit Apple

The "Granted Wishes Game"
« on: Jul 28, 2006, 09:51 AM »
In this game you wish for something. The next person to post grants the wish, but corrupts it in a humorous, ironic, or diabolical way, and then posts their wish.

Example

Poster A - I wish I didnt have to go to work tomorrow

Poster B - Granted  -  You've been sacked, can't get a reference for another job, so have to sell yourself on street corners  :lol:

Ok, im sure you get the idea  :gethigh:

Ill start the ball rolling

I wish i could win the lottery  :hippieman:

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« Reply #1 on: Jul 28, 2006, 09:57 AM »
Granted, but you've got alzheimer's and can't remember where you put the winning ticket

I wish my hair would grow back
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 28, 2006, 10:03 AM »
Granted...but it will grow back ON your back rather than your head.


I wish I had a big screen plasma TV.
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 28, 2006, 10:04 AM »
Granted but the intensity of the contrast will make you go blind though

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« Reply #4 on: Jul 28, 2006, 10:09 AM »
Granted, but all your ho's are men and all your clients are men.

I wish I was a good public speaker.
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 28, 2006, 10:29 AM »
Granted. Unfortunatley you now have a large hairy wart on the end of your nose.


I wish for the lear-jet known as "The Time Machine"
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 28, 2006, 11:56 AM »
oook, ET. You got your jet. But it only runs on that preprepremium fuel, and when you gassed up some fool skimped out, used regular, and that bitch stumbles. :D so ya know, you can't really fly...

I wish I could go back to LA to stay at the Roosevelt for 2 weeks.
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 28, 2006, 12:31 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: Jul 28, 2006, 07:11 PM »
granted, but ya blond as a bat so ya keep running into buildings

i wish i was normal again with no fears
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 28, 2006, 07:18 PM »
Granted, yet you would be living the normal life of David Lee Roth. :shock:
 I wish that I could travel at any time to where the fuck I want to be......
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« Reply #10 on: Jul 28, 2006, 08:25 PM »
Quote from: fishyneil on Jul 28, 2006, 07:18 PM
Granted, yet you would be living the normal life of David Lee Roth. :shock:
 I wish that I could travel at any time to where the fuck I want to be......
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Okadokily, but did I mention that when travelling you have to bring that fuck Conky with you or else your travel privilages are revoked.

My wish is simple, I want to be Rich, and rule the world....Muahahahahahahaha :mischief:

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« Reply #11 on: Jul 28, 2006, 08:31 PM »
The worst wish is that you get that wish. :-s Conky will only complicate things. Leave that Fucker in the swamp
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« Reply #12 on: Jul 28, 2006, 08:35 PM »
Quote from: fishyneil on Jul 28, 2006, 08:31 PM
The worst wish is that you get that wish. :-s Conky will only complicate things. Leave that Fucker in the swamp
Fishy

Ya your probobly right, too much friggen paperwork. Well I'll settle for being Rich and famous then.

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« Reply #13 on: Jul 29, 2006, 11:37 AM »
Being rich and famous gives you the time to collect off your street walkers...the ones who made you rich. Your only famous at the police station as your mug shot has been passed around alot.  :lol:

I wish marijuana was legal for everyone to use. :weedsmiley:
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« Reply #14 on: Jul 29, 2006, 12:49 PM »
GRANTED!!!!!

The only problem is that the government controls the growing, harvesting, distribution and sales. I joint from the corner market now costs $17.47, and it's a toothpick!!. Thanks :-s

I wish I could predict the future.
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« Reply #15 on: Jul 29, 2006, 12:59 PM »
Granted.

However, when you are able to see the future you are only able to communicate what is going to happen in cryptic riddles which nobody understands like Cassandra from Greek mythology.

I wish for peace for the entire world.
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« Reply #16 on: Jul 29, 2006, 02:42 PM »
That's done, but here come those pesky aliens to destroy it.

I want to have a good night's sleep. (Might actually happen since the little one is at a sleepover)
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« Reply #17 on: Jul 29, 2006, 03:06 PM »
Granted, but if they kids are away what do you think your wife/GF will want to do...pretty sure it won't be sleep ?

I wish everytime responded to this thread I would get 5 cheeseburgers (real beef pls)
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« Reply #18 on: Jul 29, 2006, 03:41 PM »
Granted, but for every cheeseburger you eat your ass grows 5 inches and normal pants no longer fit you. You must now shop at the big and tall shops!


I wish could be the official Zamboni driver for the Edmonton Oilers.
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« Reply #19 on: Jul 29, 2006, 05:18 PM »
Granted...but the team moves to Baghdad, and you have to dodge rpg's on the ice !



 I wish it was summer forever.
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« Reply #20 on: Jul 30, 2006, 09:33 PM »
 :shock: gee i don't wanna ruin that wish.....i kinda wish that too  :lol:
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« Reply #21 on: Jul 30, 2006, 11:15 PM »
Well , I'm down with granting that wish! :twisted: ......

I's great for a while , but then it begins to suck. Our crops whither and die , and we rapidly run out of food. The last survivors witness the earths surface spontaneously combust....
Only the oceans survive....dolphins take their rightfull place as rulers of the earth....which is the silver lining to this whole ordeal.

I wish for happy woodland creatures to descend on our town to frolick, ...no wait that already happend , and now everone has to fence ,or plant deer elk and rabbit repellant plants in their yards  :roll: :lol:.

What I really wish for is peace in Lebanon... :shock:
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« Reply #22 on: Jul 31, 2006, 12:02 AM »
Granted

Japan sees some prime real estate and takes it over to make it Tokyo 1.5b

I wish my Glass Bong was self cleaning.
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EvilTwin

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« Reply #23 on: Jul 31, 2006, 01:45 AM »
Granted, only the bong cleaning cycle is 48 hours and it self-cleans after every hit.

I wish for my own coca plantation in South America.
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« Reply #24 on: Jul 31, 2006, 02:42 AM »
Quote from: EvilTwin on Jul 31, 2006, 01:45 AM
Granted, only the bong cleaning cycle is 48 hours and it self-cleans after every hit.

I wish for my own coca plantation in South America.

Okay J, you are the owner, and the DEA hits hard, but because yr my bud, you escape with your life.

I wish i was a vampire who only drank the blood of those the world could do without (serial killers, and such) - and that I could never be killed, ever.

To win a woman, take her with you to see Dracula.
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i don't dink . . . . . . wine - cheers!
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