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« on: Jul 08, 2006, 03:43 PM »
Have you guys ever woken up in a semi-drunken haze? :ricky:
I'm not looking for a hangover cure, just a good way to straighten yourself up when you've overdone it.
Any secrets to sobering up in a hurry? I have tried tomato juice but I can't help but pouring more beer into it. :lol:
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« Reply #1 on: Jul 08, 2006, 04:11 PM »
Puking and sweating always worked for me :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 08, 2006, 06:08 PM »
ice cold shower, couple shots of listerine
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 08, 2006, 06:17 PM »
What does this 'Sober up' mean?
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« Reply #4 on: Jul 08, 2006, 06:33 PM »
"Sober up" means, regaining your equilibrium and functionality.
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 08, 2006, 10:11 PM »
Why would you want that?
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 08, 2006, 11:32 PM »
I don't think there actually is a way to sober up once your drunk, short of draining the blood from your system. But, if you wanna not be drunk when you wake up from a night of partying, do ALOT of eating before, while, and after you've been drinking.
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 09, 2006, 09:29 AM »
 :roll:  don't drink at all  :P
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« Reply #8 on: Jul 09, 2006, 02:10 PM »
Quote from: tan on Jul 09, 2006, 09:29 AM
:roll:  don't drink at all  :P



 :shock: :?  :-s
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 09, 2006, 04:25 PM »
Quote from: fishyneil on Jul 08, 2006, 03:43 PM
Have you guys ever woken up in a semi-drunken haze? :ricky:

Yupp, a couple weeks ago. All I did was drank about 10 glasses of water layed down. Oldest trick in the book but it worked a little :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: Jul 09, 2006, 05:15 PM »
They say coffee helps, but swallow a couple of tylonol(acetamitophen) before you go to bed that night and I find that helps with the hangover in the morning.
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« Reply #11 on: Jul 09, 2006, 06:53 PM »
Well I think George Thorogood sang it best Fishy,

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer  :beermug:

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« Reply #12 on: Jul 09, 2006, 07:49 PM »
Quote from: DavidB_Bubbles on Jul 09, 2006, 06:53 PM
Well I think George Thorogood sang it best Fishy,

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer  :beermug:

= 1 PUKE
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« Reply #13 on: Jul 09, 2006, 08:29 PM »
a big line of cocaine works pretty good
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« Reply #14 on: Jul 11, 2006, 04:38 AM »
best way to sober up is to perform ballet with greasy old men while playing twisteer
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« Reply #15 on: Jul 11, 2006, 10:45 AM »
Big greasy fired breakfast in the morning.  Doesn't really work, but it's a good excuse for a fry-up!
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« Reply #16 on: Jul 12, 2006, 12:54 AM »
....keep drinkin'....and if you don't want to do that, I usually down a couple bottles of Gatorade and a jug of V8 with some Tylenol....and a pack of Clorets gum for the breath after you've brushed and flossed.  TA DA! good as new. :beermug:
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« Reply #17 on: Jul 12, 2006, 01:27 AM »
Quote from: misfit_ramone_TylerCat on Jul 11, 2006, 04:38 AM
best way to sober up is to perform ballet with greasy old men while playing twisteer

Those greasy old men are playing a very sick game with you :shock:. I'd report them to the police :o
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« Reply #18 on: Jul 12, 2006, 06:17 AM »
I like the beav's idea 8) The added bonus would be having to be in the bathroom more than at your desk :lol:
Mrtc's idea would also be a good cure for drinking.
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« Reply #19 on: Jul 12, 2006, 07:16 AM »
Hopefully you've sobered up by now though. That was a week ago.
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« Reply #20 on: Jul 14, 2006, 06:54 AM »
Just sobered up enough to read this :googlyeyes: Just in time for the weekend.
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« Reply #21 on: Jul 14, 2006, 07:10 PM »
a shower and some food, pizza or a sammwhich!
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« Reply #22 on: Jul 16, 2006, 12:33 PM »
fatsest way to sober up is through trauma/drama.

 get into a wreck or lob off a thumb or pee on mom's new sofa
anything that makes you go "oh hell, I just screwed up and need to fix this!"
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« Reply #23 on: Jul 16, 2006, 12:45 PM »
Quote from: TruXter on Jul 16, 2006, 12:33 PM
fatsest way to sober up is through trauma/drama.

 get into a reck or lob off a thumb or pee on mom's new sofa
anything that makes you go "oh hell, I just screwed up and need to fix this!"

I guess looking in the mirror would fall under those suggestions :lol: I guess nothing sobers you up more than fucking up. Pissing on Mom's new sofa is probably the best :shock:
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« Reply #24 on: Jul 16, 2006, 08:02 PM »
ok this is the cocktail array that you have to drink

1.16 oz coffee with excedrine mixed in.. drink fast , make sure is ice cold

2.1/2 banana (regular size)16 oz of milk 2 raw eggs a table spoon of peanut butter purree in blender for two minutes.. drink happily

3.tomatoe juice (campbel's is fine) two whole carrots and three sticks of celery  liquified in a blender... drink as desert.


wait 30 minutes and you will pooh like a champ and feel better than you have in years.

after the pooh that is, of course.
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