Topic: The "Go Fuck Yourself" Thread

[Fishyneil]

When I read your post J_W, I figured it was one of the family. I kind of got that feel from your other posts. I trust you got some rest.
Go fuck yourself people who figure they can yell outside of my house at 2:30 in the morning.
Fishy

[Julians_Wife]

yeah it is pretty sad too, but what can you do. and thanks for this thread, I may be using it alot in the next while!

Anyway here is my go fuck yourself post for this morning, this msg is for the two people I just talked to on the phone that can not comprehend why my family got a gag order and no I may not be thinking clearly at this time which is why it was a family decision and not just my own, but it does not mean we are insensitive either ...... and you're lucky you just had me to talk to right now and that my brothers were not here. go FUCK yourself!

ever have moment where you'd like to jump through the phone? today is one of those days

[SgtMeowsteen]

To the Postmaster in Phoenix

You ordered our bosses to make sure all personal pictures and effects be removed from our workspace. Then you came into our station two days later to make sure the order was followed.

You went through our drawers, our cubby holes (that sounds bad donnit?) rifling through our papers and personal  effects. Going through our union paperwork. Laying what you didn't approve of on top of our cases and told to take it home or put it in your locker.

You even took all our flags that we've had up since 9/11, put them in a box, and off you went.
You did this on FLAG DAY for FUCKS SAKE !!!!!!

We work everyday, no days off for a month, 60 plus hours a week and this is how you thank
us !

We are peons to you. You abuse us. You disrespect us. You will seek disipline if we take a sick day just to have a day off.

Go fuck yourself


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[Fishyneil]

Fuck them Sarge. That is way over the line. You have every right to tell them to ...
Fishy

[RangerF150]

To the Postmaster in Phoenix

You ordered our bosses to make sure all personal pictures and effects be removed from our workspace. Then you came into our station two days later to make sure the order was followed.

You went through our drawers, our cubby holes (that sounds bad donnit?) rifling through our papers and personal  effects. Going through our union paperwork. Laying what you didn't approve of on top of our cases and told to take it home or put it in your locker.

You even took all our flags that we've had up since 9/11, put them in a box, and off you went.
You did this on FLAG DAY for FUCKS SAKE !!!!!!

We work everyday, no days off for a month, 60 plus hours a week and this is how you thank
us !

We are peons to you. You abuse us. You disrespect us. You will seek disipline if we take a sick day just to have a day off.

Go fuck yourself

Sorry Sgt,perhaps I missed something?
Your description is something I would expect in a third world country, not the "flag bearer" of democracy.
I am missing something right ?
For a start you can't work can't work for a full month without day's off, you can't work a 60 hour week, and you do have the right to privacy....

I missed something , right ?

[Fishyneil]

YES...Right...
We used to live in a ditch too.
Sarge, you blow off as much steam as you have to.
Even Fishy can go fuck himself, if you like
Whatever does it for you.
Fishy

[tan]

 

a big go fuck yourselves to the little fucken runts who set the recycle building in from of my house on fire.....
      my house REEKS i feel ill and its all smokey

high gusting winds tonight and they set a building full of plastic recyclables on fire.....

GO FUCK YOURSELVESSSSSSSSSSS  !!!!!!!!!

[melba the disco queen]

Can I dedicate my entry to an inanimate object? Well, I'm going to anyway! Smog, go fuck yourself!

[hashhockey69]

I know this thread is old but after fucking seeing my grade 10 science exam, HOLY FUCK! it was the longest and hardest thing i have ever done, so crazy bitch science teacher GO FUCK YOUR SELF!!! I understand why Ricky had a hard time passing. Fuck i hate school, i hope i could be one of those ppl that is really smart, but i aint. Again, crazy fucking bitch science teacher GO FUCK YOUR SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to egg her house, car, dog and all she owns tomorow night with a couple of friends, fucking crazy bitch.

P.S. I usualy dont complain about exams, but this one could have been a grade 12 exam for fuck sakes, it was 27 pages long!



HH69

[Ole Dirty]

"The Clap" and go fuck itself!!!

[Canuckguy]

A giant go fuck yourselves to the 2 carloads of teens who ran over my parents lawn....luckily Ive got a faster car and reported their licences.....fuck I was getting sick of filling in that tire rutt on our lawn.
Posted on: Jun 23, 2006, 02:42 AMIf anyone can get an address for Manitoba plates give me a shout

[EvilTwin]

A giant go fuck yourselves to the 2 carloads of teens who ran over my parents lawn....luckily Ive got a faster car and reported their licences.....fuck I was getting sick of filling in that tire rutt on our lawn.

My dad had the same problem when we moved to Indiana. Get a couple of 1x6's and drive a bunch of nails or screws into them and after it gets dark place them randomly around the lawn. Not only will they get flat tires, but it almost insures that they will get caught and charged with a crime.

Try it, you'll like it!

[Canuckguy]

that is a good idea, maybe Ill put nails on the top of small wood stakes and drive them in so just the nails stick up.  Its fairly well lit so they'd probably see the board if I used that.
Posted on: Jun 23, 2006, 03:39 AMer that'll make cutting the lawn hard.....maybe ill just use a small piece of plywood and some screws, cover it in grass clippings, and then when they run it over the board will stick to their tire and the screws will be require a screwdriver

[EvilTwin]

er that'll make cutting the lawn hard.....maybe ill just use a small piece of plywood and some screws, cover it in grass clippings, and then when they run it over the board will stick to their tire and the screws will be require a screwdriver

You gotta have something thats easy to move for lawn maintenance purposes. A piece of plywood will create a noticeable void in the lawn, thats why I suggested 1x6's. If the lawn is that well lit you could try painting the boards so they resemble the lawn a little more or try putting out some of the lights on the lawn to create some shadows.

More than likely, these punks will be to wrapped up in what their doing to pay attention to stuff laying in the grass. You have the element of surprise working in your favor.

[TruXter]

er that'll make cutting the lawn hard.....maybe ill just use a small piece of plywood and some screws, cover it in grass clippings, and then when they run it over the board will stick to their tire and the screws will be require a screwdriver

also if anyone steps on it and poke their foot... you will be in court really fast..... put a big fucking boulder right there



The guys that seem to break down at along the highway at lunch time , leave  no car along the freeway, yet walk around the gas station waiting for you to come out with the left over change from your purchase to beg from you, and if you pay really fast like you are in a hurry, they stall you even longer to get you to pay more.... lunch bums GO FUCK YOURSELF

to the shit bag that has to buy  35 lotto tickets, one ticket at a time,one purchase at a time and hold up a line GO FUCK YOURSELF!

 To the dumb numb nuts that knows damn well that his kid had to do the presets to hiis car stereo and set the vcr clock and has no idea how to use the cruise control... yet you get in the "self check out lane" at the local grocery store, and atleast three times per transaction you have to get this stupid look on your face like the world hates because you fucked up and selected the wrong  choice in the menue while people with 120+ i.q.s have to fucking stand in line behind your stupid bumbling ass YOU ARE IN THE WRONG FUCKING LANE .. YOU NEED TO BE IN THE DIPSHIT LANE WHERE SOME DROP OUT PUSHES THE BUTTONS FOR YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF!

To the uppity bitch standing in line  in a gas station trying to act like she can relate with a two dollar 1/2 liter bottle of water  bitching about paying  $3 a gallon for gas in her cadilac Escalade...... do you see the irony? GO FUCK YOURSELF!

 to the shit bag at mcdonalds that thinks it is funny to interupt you when you havent even completely finished ordering the first item by repeating it back to you incorectly then asking you "will that be all?" go fuck your useless self!

To the dick face that has such a low self esteem that his only validation of his own manhood is to go into a place of retail and start arguements with people minding their own buisseness trying to work..... go fuck yourself    fat boy.

[EvilTwin]

Thats a a lot of go fuck yourselfs, truxter

I really hope you feel better now. 

[Cappy]

Todays "Go fuck yourself" goes to yesterdays hero and todays prick, Chris Pronger. Pronger signs a 5 year contract in Edmonton, plays one year and now his wife wants out of Edmonton. Ok I can understand that, but why sign a 5 year deal. So Chris Pronger, go fuck yourself, you sack of monkey shit.

[SgtMeowsteen]

Sorry Sgt,perhaps I missed something?
Your description is something I would expect in a third world country, not the "flag bearer" of democracy.
I am missing something right ?
For a start you can't work can't work for a full month without day's off, you can't work a 60 hour week, and you do have the right to privacy....

I missed something , right ?

I am just as stumped as you are Ranger.

I don't know what is going on anymore.

All I can do, come July 4th, is begin my work as shop steward and be a speed bump on their road of injustice.

[tan]

today's go fuck yourself goes to the goddam weather

ITS TOOOOOOOOO FUCKEN HOT MANNNNNNNNNNNN

[Saucy Bastard]

My Fuck You go's to Canadian Tire !FUCK YOU , YOUR EMPLOYEES ARE AS USELESSS AS TITS ON A BULL !!!

I have a nasty sidewall puncture in my huge expensive tires. Too big to patch , so I goto Canadian Motherfucker , and try to order a tube ( none in stock  ) . 1 week later ... no tube , " you can't put a tube in a radial tire , it will heat up and explode". When I finally get one from a tire shop( same BS about radial tires) ( had to send wife , as I am at work ) the label says " for bias ply and RADIAL tires !! Bastard liars want to sell me tires! I get to my buddies shop on Thursday after work , to put the tube in , and I blow a Radiator hose. On the way , home Canadian ^%#&^%$ is the only place open , so in I go for a Rad Hose. The parts guy has no idea! There are only 3 , upper  , lower lower , and upper lower , it's a Toyota , so common as hell . The engine was too hot to really check , so i believed him. When I went to put it on , just now , one end should be 1 1/2 inch and the other 1 3/4 inch . I had to carve the inside , heat it with a heat gun , and grease it , and then it was still a fight.

BTW , after a 15 mile drive , the tubed tire was the same temperature as the other 3 

[Canuckguy]

Aye I dont think Canadian Tire trained anyone, fuckin place is the worst for parts.  Go to an automotive part store, Im sure theres a chain store for parts there with much better employees.

[Saucy Bastard]

We have a couple of great parts stores here , with very knowledgeable guys ( and gals) , but Canadian tire is open late , so sometimes I get stuck with them.......

[Cappy]

All I can do, come July 4th, is begin my work as shop steward and be a speed bump on their road of injustice.

Good luck with the shop steward thing. I did it for 2 years and I never heard so much whinng in my life.

[Julians_Wife]

god damn freakin people that don't keep their "business" websites up to date! Right now I'm submitting articles to directories and these freaking people either don't up date or change shit and don't tell ya, get yer shit together people you're not gonna make money that way. So here's a go fuck yourself, for making my workload tougher than it needs to be today!

[EvilTwin]

To the cocksucker that mistook my daughters stroller for a garbage can while we were enjoying a nice steak dinner(filet mignon  ), and filled it up with empty cigarette packs, candy wrappers and used straws.

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!! you lazy bastard. I guess you couldn't be arsed to walk the 30 feet to the garbage can that the city thoughtfully supplies.