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Do you believe in Evolution, or do you believe god created man as he is now.

I believe in Evolution and Scientific fact
14 (48.3%)
I believe in Evolution, but God created all life on Earth originally
5 (17.2%)
I do not believe we evolved from apes, and I believe God created Man.
4 (13.8%)
I do not believe God created Man, and I don't believe we Evolved, I believe there is an unexplained reason we are here.
0 (0%)
I believe we are lifeforms here because Aliens seeded our planet with life
2 (6.9%)
I don't believe in anything
2 (6.9%)
Other, Please explain, and Ill add it to the list.
2 (6.9%)

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Canuckguy

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« on: May 20, 2006, 05:56 AM »
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Except for Eviltwin........I think he came from podpeople! :beermug: :bubs:

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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2006, 05:57 AM »
Evolution, for the obvious reasons. Which raises another question. Are we, and other living things, still evolving?

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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2006, 06:04 AM »
Nope, we stopped evolving when we came up with medical cures for things.  In order to evolve the weak have to die off and only the strongest should breed.  We will un-evolve until we decide to manage birth.  That can be a pretty touchy subject though :D

Dont get me wrong.....I dont think we should act like nazis and pick one race over another......I think every race is great but we should breed the smartest and most athletic of each race to produce offspring, if we expect to continue evolving.  Otherwise we will stand still or even de-evolve.

In the past 200 years we have stopped evolving......If we did it differently we would have 100 Einsteins by now.

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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2006, 06:31 AM »
i dont need scientific proof and rather like believing in fairytales and pixies.. there where pixies in the bible right? if not theyre should be!Fuckin hot lil dusttossers.

....evolution is what i believe in obviously..
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2006, 07:17 AM »
pixies rock.........tightest poon around man! :D

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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2006, 07:23 AM »
I voted for the Aliens and their spilled jism.

ET was here and he forgot to bring a gym sock to wipe up the evidence!

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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2006, 07:29 AM »
Yah I agree I think Eviltwins ancestor apes jizzed and forgot to clean up......but that only explains him.....what about the rest of us!

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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2006, 09:44 AM »
WTF!?!?  :bat: :fuckyoured: :lol:

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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2006, 09:45 AM »
ehehehehehe :Jester:  jk I think becca was talking about a different ET :beermug: :ricky:

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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2006, 09:48 AM »
As far as i'm concerned there is no God, I don't mean to offend anyone but that's just what I believe .

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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2006, 09:50 AM »
My spidey senses tell me that this thread could become nasty.
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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2006, 10:00 AM »
My spidey senses tell me that this thread could become nasty.

I liked Dangerous better  ;)

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« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2006, 10:23 AM »
I remember my high school biology teacher saying you can still believe in evolution and the existence of God, which would be option number 2 in the poll.  Of course that means that the Bible is not accurate, which is no great revelation, but it does not exclude the fact that there may be a higher power that created us. 

Nope, we stopped evolving when we came up with medical cures for things.  In order to evolve the weak have to die off and only the strongest should breed.  We will un-evolve until we decide to manage birth.  That can be a pretty touchy subject though :D

Dont get me wrong.....I dont think we should act like nazis and pick one race over another......I think every race is great but we should breed the smartest and most athletic of each race to produce offspring, if we expect to continue evolving.  Otherwise we will stand still or even de-evolve.

In the past 200 years we have stopped evolving......If we did it differently we would have 100 Einsteins by now.

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« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2006, 10:45 AM »
I voted for the Aliens and their spilled jism.

Many years ago ,I wrote a great short story along those lines , except instead of jism , it was fecal matter.... :lol: :lol:

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« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2006, 10:58 AM »

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« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2006, 11:51 AM »
My spidey senses tell me that this thread could become nasty.

I liked Dangerous better  ;)

lol, u caught the original transcript, did ya? 

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« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2006, 12:40 PM »
i also picked alien jizz
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« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2006, 02:25 PM »
WTF!?!?  :bat: :fuckyoured: :lol:

Haha, CG's right! I meant ET as in the movie creature.  But ... if you too spilled your seed on the earth, that's between you, your God, and the park ranger who may have witnessed it.  :P

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« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2006, 03:17 PM »
I really don't know what I believe in right now!  Well I was brought up a Christian and that was great but now I'm not sure what to think...I mean it certainly is questionable.  I wish I 100% believed in God and Heaven and all of that because I would like to believe that I will exist somewhere after I'm dead and all that.  Deatth is scary know what I mean.  I don't really believe in evolution and science and definetaly not that ape theory.  Actually I don't know too much about the evolution theory but I don't like the sounds of it.  I should read more about that shouldnt i.  I do think there is a God though.  It does sound crazy and unrealistic to think that we got here from God and all that but then I think about us and that's pretty crazy in itself know what I mean.....like how everything works, like how our brain works and our body and how we're made and created it's just crazy.  Like how a tiny little sperm can create a human being.. I mean to me that's like a miracle.  So I guess it's not that retarded to believe that we were created by God or something. 
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« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2006, 03:34 PM »
WTF!?!?  :bat: :fuckyoured: :lol:

Haha, CG's right! I meant ET as in the movie creature.  But ... if you too spilled your seed on the earth, that's between you, your God, and the park ranger who may have witnessed it.  :P

Cheers,
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Thanks for clearing that up, Becca.
Just for the record, my seed is always collected neatly. I stopped using sweat socks long ago.

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« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2006, 03:59 PM »
I really don't know what I believe in right now!  Well I was brought up a Christian and that was great but now I'm not sure what to think...I mean it certainly is questionable.  I wish I 100% believed in God and Heaven and all of that because I would like to believe that I will exist somewhere after I'm dead and all that.  Deatth is scary know what I mean.  I don't really believe in evolution and science and definetaly not that ape theory.  Actually I don't know too much about the evolution theory but I don't like the sounds of it.  I should read more about that shouldnt i.  I do think there is a God though.  It does sound crazy and unrealistic to think that we got here from God and all that but then I think about us and that's pretty crazy in itself know what I mean.....like how everything works, like how our brain works and our body and how we're made and created it's just crazy.  Like how a tiny little sperm can create a human being.. I mean to me that's like a miracle.  So I guess it's not that retarded to believe that we were created by God or something. 
Who really knows!?!

It's not 'retarded' to believe that at all. It's no less valid than anyones else's opinion.

As for the ape thing....my basic understanding{and I mean basic...I've forgotten alot since highschool} is that man and ape share a common ancestor that "species split" at some point. One way went man,one way went ape. Neither come from eachother but from a common parent species. Although recently it has been suggested that the split is more complex than first thought.Researchers in Boston have hypothesized that the road may be more muddy, as it were. That due to some genome mapping they've done that perhaps after the initial split occured, at some point many millenia later there may have been some hybridization between the two species and then another split.. I don't quite understand the research,it's all about the DNA and timelines and stuff,but it's certainly interesting.

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Dont get me wrong.....I dont think we should act like nazis and pick one race over another......I think every race is great but we should breed the smartest and most athletic of each race to produce offspring, if we expect to continue evolving.  Otherwise we will stand still or even de-evolve.

Who gets to decide who's the smartest or most athletic? Slippery ,slippery slope CG!

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« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2006, 04:38 PM »
I thought I was having a case of deja-vu, this was an episode of The Simpsons last week :

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« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2006, 12:14 PM »
Evolution, for the obvious reasons. Which raises another question. Are we, and other living things, still evolving?

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« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2006, 07:32 PM »
Evolution, for the obvious reasons. Which raises another question. Are we, and other living things, still evolving?

I would say no.  I don't believe that we were originally apes than gradually evolved into human beings.  If we were at one time apes why haven't we evolved into the next phase?  Because that could take millions of years?.....how do you know that we've been around for millions of years?  That's just what scientists say.  Doesn't necessarily mean it's true.  I know it's hard to believe in something that you can't see.  There's alot of things in the Bible that may seem highly unrealistic but there are also things that do make a lot of sense in the Bible.  That ape theory thing also seems a tad bit unrealistic to me too.

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« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2006, 07:35 PM »
I voted evolution... that's what i think, i don't wanna get killed here but i personally don't believe in god...



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