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« Reply #25 on: Jun 07, 2006, 09:24 PM »
When I was a kid I got a few baaaaaad burns in Florida while on holiday.  Laying in bed all day on my stomach with lotion on my back......peeled like crazy.
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« Reply #26 on: Jun 08, 2006, 06:00 AM »
yes even on a part of the body apparently banned from discussion on this site.
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« Reply #27 on: Jul 21, 2006, 06:38 PM »
I gotta fackin burn on my back today. Im lost as to WHY only on my back. I had the same amount of lotion on all over, and just my back is red.
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« Reply #28 on: Jul 21, 2006, 09:05 PM »
You're pretty limber if you can get sunscreen on your back.   I can get some on my neck and ass.  Everywhere else is out of reach.  Muscles are too big.
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« Reply #29 on: Jul 21, 2006, 09:20 PM »
Quote from: TheSamsquantch on May 16, 2006, 07:34 AM
Oh the pain!!!  :shock:

I've been sun burned so badly that my whole back, shoulders, neck and ears were one huge sheet of blisters.
I had a fever for 3 days and a headache from hell .... think of a migraine that won't stop for days.

THEN the fun begins when all the blisters pop and you start peeling.

yuck

Sheets of skin start falling off ... I mean ... pieces of skin the size of notebook paper start to roll up and tear away.

I don't want to think about it any more... :cry:

I had a burn like that in the part in my hair when I was a youngster; it was painful to wash my hair, but if I didn't the goo from the broken blisters made my hair disgusting. I've learned I must wear a hat so I don't have a repeat of this incident.

I've also had the foot burn similar to Reveen's experience, multiple back burns, recently the ear burn. I'm fair skinned. Right now I'm the most tanned I have been in many years (basically I have a farmer/driver's tan on my left arm!).
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« Reply #30 on: Jul 26, 2006, 10:06 PM »
There is only one way to relieve a sunburn.

Panama Jack Burn relief with aloe and lidocaine.

The lidocaine is what numbs the pain and the aloe keeps your skin soft enough to only peel the topmost burned layers.  Very soothing.

In order for this to work you must follow this method:

step 1:  take a cool shower and relax.  Do NOT use any soap or shampoo or product of any kind.  Just turn your body slowly under a cool mist of water.

step 2:  get out of the shower and gently pat yourself dry with a soft towel.

step 3:  slather on a generous amount of the aforementioned product.  (I got it from Shopper's Drug Mart.. it's in a clear bottle and is a lovely soothing blue gel)

step 4:  exit the bathroom and put Jimi Hendrix's "Freedom" on the stereo.

step 5: dance around your house completely naked and feel the cool air on your skin.*

step 6:  etc...  do what you're gonna do while drinking lots of water.  I've given my advice.  Please kids, try this at home and let me know if it works for you as well as it worked for me.

*[size=07pt]some marguaritas may apply[/size]

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« Reply #31 on: Jul 26, 2006, 10:55 PM »
Quote from: Eve on Jul 26, 2006, 10:06 PM
There is only one way to relieve a sunburn.
step 5: dance around your house completely naked and feel the cool air on your skin.*

Step 5 sounds great! I'm just imagining......  :D :perv1:
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« Reply #32 on: Jul 26, 2006, 11:05 PM »
Wow thanks eve il give that advice to my sister.... she got a real bad one. I will delete step 5. lol.




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