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« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2006, 03:17 AM »

this stuff is good but lame in comparison to my story which is so bad that the off colour thread would be embarrassed.  sorry to tease, but I'd rather drop dead than recount it.

jesus that was a nasty memory.
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« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2006, 01:09 AM »
lol those stories are way awesomer than the ones I hear at AA meetings, you guys should go to some of those and tell them haha (I was forced to goto 4 AA meetings for getting busted with weed, makes sense? not to me but I guess that's the american judicial system for ya.)
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« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2006, 06:17 AM »
Quote from: Mitch Lehey on May 21, 2006, 01:09 AM
lol those stories are way awesomer than the ones I hear at AA meetings, you guys should go to some of those and tell them haha (I was forced to goto 4 AA meetings for getting busted with weed, makes sense? not to me but I guess that's the american judicial system for ya.)

Fuck that sucks , so you where able to handle the first step and are totally under gods power now?

Its not your fault you smoke weed its a decease  :roll:
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« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2006, 04:15 PM »
When I was about 17 I used to hang out with some older friends who studied at the local Agricultural College - and they all were studying "horbiculture".  Needless to say the parties they held every weekend were legendary, they had a house full of weed plants and home-made alcohol.  Teenage heaven!

My most embarrasing moment (that I remember) is suddenly taking ill, running up the stairs to the bathroom and projectile vomiting all the way up.  Every stair was covered in red wine, vodka and vegetarian lasagna.  Then I went back down and told my pals that *someone* had puked all over their hallway, the bastard.  Ahem.

I realize admitting this means I will not be getting invited to any parties...
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« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2006, 04:38 PM »
When I was 25, I got chased down a driveway by a few security dogs (dobermans) while under the influence of killer kool-aide and a 40 of vodka, one bit my arm pretty good, the rest ate up my coat, while running I slipped and fell on a patch of ice and messed up my knee pretty good (still fucked up till this day), tore my mini skirt and thigh high stockings. Then dude that owned the dogs finally called them off, after I started swearing at them loud enough, (because they made me spill the rest of my vodka) brought me inside, bandaged me up, offered me some coffee, at which point I barfed all over him, his couch and carpet. Ah well he still called me a cab and I got home ok, next day my friends were calling me like mad, wondering what happened to me, I still don't know how I ended up on that road.
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« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2006, 06:20 PM »
Classy with a capital C.
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« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2006, 06:24 PM »
LOl JW thats some funny stuff.




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« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2006, 04:39 PM »
Shit, too many things to choose from. I think it was last summer, me and maybe 50 people went out to a big arse sand pit in the outskirts of my town and we camped there for a weekend and I had a 60 oz of Wiser's Deluxe Canadian Whiskey and after 20 oz in not long at all (first time drinking whiskey or rye so I was able to drink that shit like water) I got naked and started streaking. I was tripping and falling face first in the sand every 3 steps, then I ran into the woods, it was dark as shit so I got lost.  :lol: I finally found my way back and it took me maybe 30 mins to find my clothes. Best party ever, doing the same thing summer 'cept me n hashhockey69 are organising a Hash Hockey Tournament, people pay a entry fee, we supply hash, winner gets hash, we get a bunch of cash.
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« Reply #33 on: May 23, 2006, 04:45 PM »
Quote from: Horsecock!!! on May 23, 2006, 04:39 PM
Shit, too many things to choose from. I think it was last summer, me and maybe 50 people went out to a big arse sand pit in the outskirts of my town and we camped there for a weekend and I had a 60 oz of Wiser's Deluxe Canadian Whiskey and after 20 oz in not long at all (first time drinking whiskey or rye so I was able to drink that shit like water) I got naked and started streaking. I was tripping and falling face first in the sand every 3 steps, then I ran into the woods, it was dark as shit so I got lost.  :lol: I finally found my way back and it took me maybe 30 mins to find my clothes. Best party ever, doing the same thing summer 'cept me n hashhockey69 are organising a Hash Hockey Tournament, people pay a entry fee, we supply hash, winner gets hash, we get a bunch of cash.

Lol i saw the Pic's HC, you forgot about the part were you were sleeping on the loggs? lol ya Hashgockey Tourny all welcome!


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