Topic: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done While Drunk?

[Drunk_As_Fuck]

I was watchin' "Propane Propane" tonight and I was ROFLMAO when Lahey pissed himself 'cause he was soooooo drunk.  That got me thinkin' - what's the most embarrassing thing you've done while you were drunk?  Doesn't have to be something you REMEMBER doing - you can be told by others that ya did it as long as you believe that ya did it.

I have to admit - I have NEVER pissed myself due to being wasted ..... yet  .  Most embarrassing thing I did was puke while sittin' at the head table of a wedding with ~550 people in attendance.  My parents were sitting at the table right in front of me and not only did they witness this [with everyone knowing I was their son], their table got hit by some "peripheral airborn particles" if ya wanna call it that.  Good thing is I don't really remember much after that except doing boilermakers later that evening. 

Soooooo ...... let's hear the stories lol!

[cat-dog]

got taken home in a cop car from a school dance VERY intoxicated (), got out of the car with my pants around my ankles and refused to pull them up.. so I'm told..

I don't drink really anymore though, not in a couple years.. I hate not remembering shit, always scared the hell outta me.. pot may give you bad memory, but i've never blacked out from being too stoned (falling asleep sitting up is whole nother story tho!)

[Cappy]

Well.....it's my stag...ran away from my friends and hid in a tree.

[Mitch Lahey]

well, I was in an amateur porn with this girl one time, we were both really drunk one night and our friend Carrie convinced us to do it. It wasn't really that embarassing at first, it was kinda fun actually. Well, I guess the only embarrasing part was finding out later who all had seen it. Heheh

[Shit machine gun]

If you had a day to listen to all the stories I could tell you.

Let's start with performing in an all male boxer short contest, to try and win $50 bucks, stoned and drunk out of my tree, with my uncle in the audience (providing the weed), doing the macarena onstage with a bunch of dudes in their underwear.
Not my fondest memory, since I am not very svelte and wasn't back then.  But got a tshirt and free drink for participating.  Should have wore my thong.

[KarateCollie]

Hehe, I tripped over the cooler at a beach party and fell face first into the bonfire!! Not fun, sobered up mighty quick, I'll tell ya. Only burned my arms a bit, and I was the talk of the town for that whole summer. Ahhhh, fame.

[shake]

I don't' remember what happened after that
But I do know if I was to ask my friends
They'd more than likely want to fill me in
But you know sometimes they exaggerate the facts

[Shit machine gun]

I've got a camping story of a friend who would obviously like to remain anonymous.  Few years back, bunch of guys go camping for the weekend near Peterborough, ON (has become a yearly event known as Guys weekend).  Think there were about 10 that year.  Drunk as soon as we got there.  Friday night, looks like we're drinking too hard and the liquor is running low.  So we decide to slow down to make sure won't run out.  The "star" decides that this plan won't work for him so he grabs a 26er of Vodka and chugs almost the whole thing in one gulp.  Not a smart thing to do.  Mind you it's still only about 6or 7 pm when this happened.

I'll just go through a list of what he managed to accomplish in the time he finished the vodka till the morning:
-climbed a 20 ft tree with a pellet gun and began riding the tree top like a horse, until it broke and he fell on his back, stopped breathing for a few seconds, head missed a rock by inches.
-some girl guides saw this and reported him.  when the park ranger got to the site, he still had the top section of the tree in his hand
-he had bought a nice steak which decided would make a nice hat.  wore it for a while before the rest of us decided to feed him.  Threw the steak on the grill for about 20 seconds before he grabbed it and ate it raw.
-later he dissappeared in the dark so we went looking for him.  One guy found him squatted over trying to take a shit in the woods, using his hand to wipe his ass (may have been a leaf involved but didn't want to check that close)
-ended up passing out on an airmattress outside face down, with a pile of puke under his face forming a pyramid up to his mouth. 

No cameras were allowed but the story lives on.

going camping on the same trip in 2 weeks so hopefully theres more good stories to tell.

[RumNCoke]

I don't drink really anymore though, not in a couple years.. I hate not remembering shit, always scared the hell outta me.

I've never had so much to drink that I couldn't remember the next day what I did. I've never been a frequent heavy drinker. I've stopped drinking to get hammered now. For me, feeling hungover the next morning is so not worth it.

The most embarrassing thing I've done drunk was walk into a woman's washroom in a downtown Hamilton club. It was my birthday so people were buying me drinks all night. I suddenly left the group I was with to go to the washroom. A friend of mine followed me to make sure I didn't get into trouble. Lucky thing he did. I just walked into the first door not checking to see if it was the men's room. As a walked in I headed for a stall. I remember noticing there were no urinals but my thought process stopped there. Before anything happened I heard my friend call me from outside the washroom and let me know where I was. I apologized to the woman at the mirror fixing her make-up and walked out. I guess she didn't do anything because I was clearly smashed.

[Vancouver]

Maybe this isn't the MOST embarrassing, but its embarrassing alright. Last weekend my girls and I took a lil road trip to Seattle, and we were drinkin lots, and i noticed our waitress had a gut that stuck out like my sisters when she was a few months pregnant, so I asked her when was she due? She told me she wasn't pregnant. I was so embarrassed. And I felt like a tool.
  teehee.

[Djet3k]

ROFL smg was actually laughing out loud with the guy riding the treetop like a horse and then getting a complaint about it.

Fuck what a shitapple though seems that it totally went down shitscreek after that

Mine where mostly pigstyle involved embarrassments. Takes me a while to remember those blurry memories it seems.Most of them people had to tell me the day after..

After a while thinking i came up with this to start with

Rolling around on the floor dancing the worm at a local party.. Maybe nice lil detail i had a beverage in my hand , well sort of and the floor was dirty as fuck since there was a shitblizzard outside..

YaY fond memories..

[pepperoni]

My mum got me drunk at a family property, and although she will NOT ever take the blame, its still her fault till this day, lol. I got drunk on about 6 different kinds of alcohol (vodka, rum, gin, scotch, burbon & brandy (*hiss*), since we had the house to ourselves, not they used it anyway, and a full bar. Anyway, we decided to walk down the back to this little boat shed thingy on the lake, and I decided to skip the whole way down the backyard, and into the shed, and I didn't stop there, I skiped into the lake.

It was deep enough to not hurt me, but I did feel ALL the effects of the alcohol the next day...

And my mother has never let it go..

[denialanderror]

It wasn't so much when I was drunk, it was more what happened the next day.

Back in 1991 or 1992 I was following the Grateful Dead pretty hard and was on tour seeing the shows. Between the colorado shows in Denver and the New Year's Eve Run in Oakland California I went up to Whitefish, Montana to hang out for Christmas with some friends. Now Christmas Eve we drove down to Missoula to catch the plane the next morning to Oakland.

We got down in Missoula to find absolutely no bars and no restaurants open on christmas eve, only thing open was some strip club. So my friends (two guys) convinced me to go, I said I would as long as they bought the drinks. I mean here it was Little Baby Jesus's birthday and I'm heading to a strip club. Anyway, my guy friends ply me full of drinks, and we some dinner, and I'm watching some of the WORST strippers in the history of strippers. After we get dinner we left and headed back to my friends place.

I'm pretty loaded by then. I've been kind of messing around with one of the guys, Steve, for a few weeks at this point. Our other friend goes up to bed so Steve and I get frisky. Now when I get drunk, I start to think I'm sort of like Linda Lovelace and got a little too enthusiastic on what I'm doing for him. Next thing I know I'm starting to vomit, some of which lands on him, but I run to the bathroom and manage to get out most of my dinner and drinks from that evening. (Ok, yet another sin on Christmas Eve) and then I go back and pass out.

The next morning we get our gear together and the three of us head out early to the airport. We get in line and check in our luggage, then got in line for the plane. I keep thinkng "Damn, I smell vomit". I start checking around and don't see anything, but once I get on the plane and take my coat off, I noticed that I had puked all over the back of my coat in my rush to the bathroom the night before. So everyone behind me in the lines had surely seen the mess, including the bit of salad and chicken fried steak I had for dinner.

I've never been back to Montana since (or to a strip club either).

[Cappy]

 

[xhippie]

i used to live in a trailer park (a real life trailer park boy i am) anyhoo there were these two bikers who lived across the street. so one day the wife was taking a nap and i was outside dicking around and they came over we started partying it up and the hours ticked by and the wife was still sleeping so i went over to their place and drank some more and thats when the fireworks came into play we started shooting em off (kinda forgot that the wife was sleeping at that point) so we started shooting my trailer with bottle rockets (it only cost me $3500 for the trailer so it was no big deal) well im completely fucked up by then the wife is now up(i guess the bottle rockets had something to do with that).at that point the "party" was over so i kinda pass out somewhere in the trailer i woke up later and took a piss but i then realized i wasn't in the bathroom! i was in the bedroom !i pissed in the corner of my own bedroom!i never told anyone that..(thankfully the wife was asleep when that happened i cleaned up the best i could which wasn't too good because when your drunk housework dosen't really come out too nicely).

[littlekev]

well i was on top of a hill and it was new years eve and i was with a lot of gangsters and i fell down the hill and on my way up thy droped empties and i would dive after them thinking thy were full and in the mid of it i tryed to reinact a ww2 battle with empties ... i win

[hashhockey69]

Im only 15, and i drank a 26 oz of rye to myself, i was so fucking wasted i couldent even walk strait without falling, i was with a couple of buddies, so its 1AM and we decide to go out in town at tim hortens to get a coffe... we only had interact and they did not take it, so i freaked out after the guy and i got kicked out, after that we decided to go to the skatepark, once their i hade hudge cramps so i said to my friends im gonna go for a dump, do i sat down bare ass on the half pipe and took a shit, next thing i know their were light opening at the houses next door and this guy screaming at us.. anyways i was embarassed the next day were every body knew it wsa me who shit on the half pipe lol.

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[Canuckguy]

When I was about 21 I drank a shitload of Crown Royal whiskey and began drinking it straight out of the bottle, then we went to a party at a trailer park and I passed out and puked all over myself and the couch....never met anyone there and havent seen any since hahaha but man that was embarrassing.  My 2 buds carried me out to my car and drove me home, I woke up outside my house in the morning in my car covered in mosquito bites.  The only thing I remember about the place is it REEKED like cat shit.

[diesel69]

HAHAHAAHHAHA I remeber that it was after the Pantera concert!!!

Posted on: May 03, 2006, 01:33 AMWacked off, and spoofed on the doorhandle of a Jehovahs Witness Hall. And while I was sobering up and doing lines, watched people come to the hall grabbing the handle wondering what it was.......... HAHAHAHA.
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[hunnerbun]

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

Once when I was drunk I told a joke.  Nobody laughed.

 

[Djet3k]

i think this topic qualifies under off colour now..

that must be one of the grossest things ive read.. and i thought i was already greasy as fuck for peeing on the school Windows and handles. Was 16-17 cycling back from a night out, passed the school, had to pee..

[Shit machine gun]

If we are going gross, I was at a bar one night back in university and had "stomach cramps" so I decided to start walking home.  15 minute walk in the fresh falling snow would do me good too.  Halfway home I realize that I ain't gonna make it, so I had to leave a present in someones driveway.  I covered it with a little pile of snow.  Felt much better and still went home.
Walked a different route for a few days.

[k.o]

During my grad after party last year i got really drunk and puked all over myself a few times and fell down a bunch of stairs and kepy pukin myself. I guess that wasnt so bad, but i cant really remember anything, my friends told me everything. Geeze it really sucks to completely blackout. The worst part of it all was that i had to go to school a few days later and hear everyone ask me about my story.

Another time in the summer me and sum buddies got really drunk down at the beach and someone started passin around a joint. And that really fuked me hard. It got me all dizzy and i startin pukin. Everyone else left to get water while i was sleepin out on a picnic table. Then i woke up still really fuked up unable to walk cuz i heard sum shit out in the bushes so i decided that i needed to hide, so i started crawling towards the water and fell between sum huge rocks, cuz at one point at the beach theres no sand only huge bolders, and i passed out between the rocks. My friends came at like 6am lookin for me and eventually found me sleepin in the "pisshole" Well the moral of that story is as Ricky said, "dunt smoke dope and drink liqour, u gotta smoke hash and drink liqour."

I have an even funnier story of a friend of mine while he was drunk. He got really smashed and started pukin at sum broad's house party. So me an my friends start draggin him down a set of stairs to the front of the house and keep in mind he was like 400pounds. And somehow he starts fallin down the stairs and runs over 2 of the dudes. The 2 dudes start screamin how theres a 400 pound dude on top of them and how they cant risk breakin there legs since they wanted basketball scholarships. So finally we get the 400 pound dude off them and take him to the front of the house. Hes still pukin but his pants and underwhere fall off and his unit is exposed. A chick sees and starts laffin sayin how such a big guy has such a small unit. Well anyway everycab that we waved down and called would see him and drive off sayin how he was too drunk. So finally someone called the cops. They come over and touch the dick naked 400 pound dude he punches one cop squar in the nuts. Immediately the other cop comes and start beating him with his ASP expandable baton. Backup comes and they all start beating him with their batons, soon they whip out the mase and start sparying him. The 400 pound dude's cousin comes running and wraps his hands around him and the cop spray em both, and take em to the hospital. Pretty fuked eh?

[hashhockey69]

HOLAY FAWK K.O! theirs some isck stuff in their! And some funny stuff.


HH69