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Anyone want to work for me today?
« on: Sep 15, 2004, 10:22 AM »
I don't feel like going to work today.. i'll give you a lollipop and a shiny quarter if you go in for me today!  Not to mention you get amazing discounts on very high quality electronics! (TV's, surround sound, etc..)

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« Reply #1 on: Sep 15, 2004, 01:23 PM »
Ok, Ill take 2 lollipops and the quarter, or we can switch jobs for the day. Its always interesting to see what others do. This afternoon you will be in the super jail doing cognitive behaviour groups.
Ummm...now as for your job, computers are not my friend, so leave me a list of don't LOL :roll:  :mrgreen:
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 15, 2004, 02:04 PM »
I ain't tradin jobs with noooo-bah-dee. My last student today is a cardiologist from Japan - a sweet guy who hates tests and academic assignments - so we spend two hours drinking beer and bullshiting -all of my students are kind, intelligent and respectful -plus i do most tutoring baked :stoned: - so even that quarter and lollipop don't tempt me - t'would however be interesting to trade identities - you spend a week in my body, etc. (this sweetly demented thread would never survive on Showcase -Mr.Topic Locked would shut us down in a second :shock: !)

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« Reply #3 on: Sep 15, 2004, 02:09 PM »
Maby for a couple of double cheeseburgers! LOL
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 15, 2004, 03:03 PM »
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(this sweetly demented thread would never survive on Showcase -Mr.Topic Locked would shut us down in a second :shock: !)


I peeped over there for a second, man that is some fudged up stuff.  I don't think I've ever seen the addition of a moderator actually make a board worse.  I also didn't know there were Nazis in Canada.  WTF Showcase?

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« Reply #5 on: Sep 15, 2004, 03:19 PM »
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(this sweetly demented thread would never survive on Showcase -Mr.Topic Locked would shut us down in a second :shock: !)


I peeped over there for a second, man that is some fudged up stuff.  I don't think I've ever seen the addition of a moderator actually make a board worse.  I also didn't know there were Nazis in Canada.  WTF Showcase?


I was going to use babelfish to translate my entire post into german, but figured i'm probably on thin ice with them already :)
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 15, 2004, 04:01 PM »
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I was going to use babelfish to translate my entire post into german, but figured i'm probably on thin ice with them already :)


Not to mention babblefish sucks.  You could take the most innocent line like "Hello, would you sell me cucumbers for five dollars?"  and translate it to one language, and then translate it from that language back to english and you'll get "i will service your behind with cucumbers for five dollars"

stay away from babblefish. :(

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« Reply #7 on: Sep 15, 2004, 05:44 PM »
I say if you dont like something stay away...Showcase is doing what it needs to do for now.
People wanted a mod and now they think that the mod is being tough...well which is it, mod or no mod?

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« Reply #8 on: Sep 15, 2004, 10:15 PM »
Most of us have a natural desire to see improvement and progress. Yes, Showcase is better now that they have finally installed a mod. Can we be forgiven for wanting the mod to be less aggressive towards innocent topics and posts? See the progression? - 1)unmoderated trollsville  board,2) harshly moderated board - next goal:3) thoughtfully moderated board.
We have come this far by moral suasion. If enough people keep asking the mod, in a reasonable way, to allow us more freedom to be sometimes off-topic without locking the thread, he will eventually see the need to change. I hope.

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« Reply #9 on: Sep 15, 2004, 10:22 PM »
Sure my man, I'll go in for you and take the hit. I'd sit around and take smoke breaks and jam "Camera Eye" by Rush on the suround sound and watch TPB on the 61" flat screens. Then it's off to Venice Beach!!!
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 15, 2004, 10:23 PM »
Anyway back to the work thing...I'll work for $10 or 6 dairy queen coupons
I wanted a lady, not fuckin cory and trevor

px

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« Reply #11 on: Sep 15, 2004, 10:41 PM »
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Anyway back to the work thing...I'll work for $10 or 6 dairy queen coupons


hahah wow, good call DVS.  If you read this thread from the beginning, a few posts down you forget what the original topic was about. ;)

Anyways, my workday is over so talk about whatever now. :D

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« Reply #12 on: Sep 16, 2004, 01:03 AM »
Hey, no fair!  I would have traded you, px, had I seen this thread earlier today.

I had to attend a seminar today and the only highlight of the whole friggin' boring event was that there was a dude sitting a few seats away from me who was sporting almost the exact same glasses that Bubbs wears - the frames were a teeny bit smaller and lighter in colour but the lenses were just as thick.  I was sooooooo tempted to ask Mr. Myopic if he could wow the crowd with his rendition of "Liquor and Whores" but for once I thought I should behave.

Anyway, the next time you feel like trading, let me know!  You can sit at my desk which is surrounded by pics of the TPB and I've bookmarked all the best porn sites on my computer.  How's that for enticement?   :lol:

Cheers,
B.

px

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« Reply #13 on: Sep 16, 2004, 10:18 AM »
Quote from: Becca
Anyway, the next time you feel like trading, let me know!  You can sit at my desk which is surrounded by pics of the TPB and I've bookmarked all the best porn sites on my computer.  How's that for enticement?   :lol:

Cheers,
B.


what do you do for a living?  a female who bookmarks all the best porn sites?  this sounds too good to be true!! :shock:

Today is a new day!  quick, hop on a plane to Burbank and i'll hop on a plane to wherever you live and we can trade jobs for the day.  I bet they don't even notice!