bad fuckin drivers
1) Get the fuck outta the fast lane when someone is going much faster than you
2) Get the fuck off that cell phone and pay attention to the road
3) Signal you idiot
4) The light is green... GO NOW
5) The light is yellow... STEP ON IT
6) The light is red... FUCKIN STOP YOU MORON
7) Your car is billowing smoke out the tailpipe... GET IT FIXED NOW

Your rear view mirror is NOT for putting on makeup while driving to work
9) Your rear view mirror is NOT for shaving while driving to work
10) Your steering wheel is NOT a newspaper holder
11) Spend more time looking AHEAD of you while driving as opposed to whoever is sitting in the PASSENGER SEAT
12) Following 10 car lengths behind the guy in front of you may work in the country but don't fuckin do that downtown