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Dumbest Mother of the year... Britney Spears
« on: Feb 07, 2006, 02:36 PM »
Spears defends baby car photos

Pop star Britney Spears has defended photos of her holding her baby son on her lap while driving, saying she was trying to escape the paparazzi.

The singer issued the statement after several photos of the incident were circulated on the internet.

"I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us," Spears said.

The singer gave birth to her son Sean in September.

The photos show Spears driving in traffic with one arm round Sean on her lap, rather than strapped into a baby car seat, while a passenger sits next to them.

In her statement, Spears described the moments when the photographs were taken as a "horrifying, frightful encounter".

"Because of a recent incident when I was trapped in my car without my baby by a throng of paparazzi, I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger," she said.

"I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us, and took photos of us which were sold to the media.

"I love my child and would do anything to protect him."

In October, the singer's spokespeople said pictures of Spears and Sean, taken during a shoot, had been stolen.

They were posted on the internet but removed after she threatened legal action.

A statement at the time said use of the photos would be an "invasion of privacy".

The baby's father is dancer Kevin Federline, Spears' husband since September 2004.

Federline has two children by his ex-girlfriend, actress Shar Jackson, one of which was born after he and Spears started dating.

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Re: Dumbest Mother of the year... Britney Spears
« Reply #1 on: Feb 07, 2006, 02:45 PM »
BRITNEY SPEARS must be cleaning up her act – she is refusing to have her baby son’s ear pierced.

The singer, who has taken to slobbing around in chav-style joggers and flat shoes, obviously sets different standards for four-month-old SEAN PRESTON.

The one-time pop princess was spotted in the street having a blazing row with hubby KEVIN SPENDERLINE when he tried to take the tot into a parlour for a piercing.

But the laughably named K-Fed was determined to give his baby boy the trailer park look — and carried on walking towards the piercing shop near their home in Malibu.

Britney responded by ordering her BODYGUARD to chase after them.

An onlooker tells me: “Britney was out of control. She was screaming at Kevin in the street that she didn’t want her son to look like trailer trash. And she was yelling that people would think Sean was a girl if he had an earring.

“Kevin was shouting back, insisting it was the right thing to do.

“In the end she got her minder to chase Kevin away. He was laughing — but he finally got the point.”

The bust-up is the first clue that Britney is shaping up to be a caring and devoted mum.

Whatever you think about kids having piercings, it is risky to have the work done on someone so young because of the danger of infection
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Re: Dumbest Mother of the year... Britney Spears
« Reply #2 on: Feb 07, 2006, 02:54 PM »
Some people should not be allowed to breed. Britney gives trailer trash a bad name. Even worse than Tonya Harding :lol:

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Re: Dumbest Mother of the year... Britney Spears
« Reply #3 on: Feb 07, 2006, 04:18 PM »
jeez even ben is a better mother then her
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Re: Dumbest Mother of the year... Britney Spears
« Reply #4 on: Feb 10, 2006, 03:41 PM »
I loved Jon Stewarts spoof on the Daily Show! He was juggling 3 babies while driving in a convertable  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Dumbest Mother of the year... Britney Spears
« Reply #5 on: Feb 10, 2006, 07:22 PM »
Oh Britney...I'm still waitin for the porn video to revive your career!!!
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Re: Dumbest Mother of the year... Britney Spears
« Reply #6 on: Feb 10, 2006, 07:55 PM »
 :shock: ya gotta almost feel bad for these stars though could you imagine living your life in such a way that people are always following you with cameras and reporting your every move...with some added bullshit may i add.....if i was a star with a small child and they were hunting me down like that fuck driving away with the kid in my arms i'd probably chuck the kid in the car and open fire on the annoying bastards.....ughhhhhhhhhh

sorry about that i just hate people always gossiping and thriving on other people for a living stars or not they should have privacy i'm almost annoyed for them  :?

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Re: Dumbest Mother of the year... Britney Spears
« Reply #7 on: Feb 11, 2006, 07:52 AM »
Some times I wonder if the Britney Spears and Paris Hiltons of the world do and say stupid things to keep themselves in the media spot light (maybe it's because they have no other redeemable qualities or talent so any publicity is good publicity). They know their lives are constantly scrutinized and, whether it's fair or not, that will never change. So why give the tabloids ammunition when they have a choice?

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Re: Dumbest Mother of the year... Britney Spears
« Reply #8 on: Feb 12, 2006, 08:37 AM »
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As any loving parent knows, there are but two reasons to procreate, to bring life into this world through the glorious natural act of doing it.

No. 1 is to have someone around to look after you when you grow old and No. 2 is to have an organ donor handy if and when the need arises.

And as any father or mother also knows, the one thing that should be instilled in that tot from the moment it begins selfishly gulping down our precious air supply is it's there by our grace and for our purposes and/or amusement.

It -- don't name or engender them, that just humanizes things unnecessarily -- is there to lay down its life for us.

Which makes the entire uproar over Britney Spears' recent paparazzi-caught moving violation difficult to comprehend.

From the moment her husband's slow-witted hillbilly seed stumbled its way into the fertile part of her water-works, there has been many wag wagging about how unfit for motherhood Spears might be.

Now, it's time to give credit where credit is due and congratulate her on revolutionizing the job of parenting.

Not only has the child fulfilled its duty of supplying tissue samples and body parts should, perish the thought, something horrible befall Ma Brit, but now we've seen its use in prevention.

Hounded by shutter-clicking madmen and frightened into fleeing prior to the procurement of a caramel macchiato, Britney had the foresight and wherewithal to remember the fate of another, less useful member of royalty, and pop her tot in her lap to act as an instant, soft and fleshy safety feature.

Should she, in her haste to escape the fame-prolonging media jackals, have encountered a telephone pole on her way home, that quick thinking could have been the difference between life and death, or, even more importantly, a comeback album and a quickly cobbled together posthumous rarities release.

Here's hoping the rumours are true and our heroine is once more with child -- when you've go precious cargo like K-Fed sitting next to you, a second, mewling passenger-side airbag should be standard issue.
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