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« Reply #75 on: Jan 29, 2006, 07:09 AM »
I think CG  would be the perfect host. Pink tie and those sunglasses 8)
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« Reply #76 on: Jan 29, 2006, 08:59 AM »


 :shock: Please tell me that you got out of that relationship safely. :shock: I really feel for you brother. :beeer:

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« Reply #77 on: Jan 29, 2006, 09:14 AM »

That's nothing, I once dated a girl that thought "Touched By An Angel" was a good show and that Brittney Spears was a "genius".  I find that much more scary than the girls I encountered that tried to harvest my kidney for profit.


 :shock: Please tell me that you got out of that relationship safely. :shock: I really feel for you brother. :beeer:

I think that kidney story was an episode of CSI as well.

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« Reply #78 on: Jan 29, 2006, 01:19 PM »

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« Reply #79 on: Jan 29, 2006, 01:25 PM »
hah, good one Jdub.
I know alot about fixin cars too, cause Ive had so much experience w/ pieces of crap cars, my dad insists I learn about fixin stuff when it goes wrong. My ex hated that too.
My ex would never bring me out w/ his buddies, cause they all hit on me. He hated that too. TopThat!
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« Reply #80 on: Jan 31, 2006, 12:19 AM »
hahahaha funny stuff guys :irishtoast:

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My ex would never bring me out w/ his buddies, cause they all hit on me. He hated that too.

Thats a fact of life when a bunch of guys drink, they tend to flirt with friends girlfriends. :beeer:

I think almost all guys do that.....your ex-boyfriend should have just taken it as a joke and got used to it and then his buds would probably not do it as often.  Its more of a compliment then anything.
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« Reply #81 on: Jan 31, 2006, 07:34 PM »
so..did anyone have casual sex as a result of this thread yet?
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« Reply #82 on: Jan 31, 2006, 07:45 PM »
As a matter of fact OD... I just banged yo mamma in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!

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« Reply #83 on: Jan 31, 2006, 07:53 PM »
As a matter of fact OD... I just banged yo mamma in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!

I doubt that...if anything...my mom banged you!

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« Reply #84 on: Jan 31, 2006, 07:56 PM »
she WAS on top!!!   :lol:

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« Reply #85 on: Jan 31, 2006, 07:59 PM »
 :shock:

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« Reply #86 on: Jan 31, 2006, 08:11 PM »
hey guys, thought i'd get this thread back to where it originally started. i'm 23 (nearly 24), 5ft 2ins, blondish brownish hair(its a weird colour - prob cos all the money i've spent on it!) sarcastic, loving, loyal little imp. i like to think i'm fairly pretty most of the time(i have my off days but then who doesn't) & i'm totally obsessed with tpb - so if your my ricky, julian or even bubbs get in touch!

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« Reply #87 on: Feb 01, 2006, 01:48 PM »
mmmmmmm Irish girls :irishtoast:

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« Reply #88 on: Feb 01, 2006, 01:53 PM »
hey guys, thought i'd get this thread back to where it originally started. i'm 23 (nearly 24), 5ft 2ins, blondish brownish hair(its a weird colour - prob cos all the money i've spent on it!) sarcastic, loving, loyal little imp. i like to think i'm fairly pretty most of the time(i have my off days but then who doesn't) & i'm totally obsessed with tpb - so if your my ricky, julian or even bubbs get in touch!


We have a mug shot thread so we can all see what you look like.  :lick:

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« Reply #89 on: Feb 01, 2006, 06:09 PM »
mmmmmmm Irish girls :irishtoast:

I second that motion. You Irish girls do funny things to my blarney stone.  =P~ =P~ =P~ :leaf:

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« Reply #90 on: Feb 02, 2006, 04:55 AM »

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« Reply #91 on: Feb 02, 2006, 11:16 AM »
Banging your Momma in a van by the river... LMARTFO.   I had to make my phone busy here at work, I gotta stop laughing...

I'm single, female and looking, but things usually have a way of finding me.  (Part Irish and Part Italian, can you say fiery!) 

I'm from the "Peg, and as far as Diesel69 getting a lowtrack ho from Higgins and Main, better double bag that one, or your pecker will turn green and fall off. Poor Samaquantch, don't give up, there are still some fine ladies out there.  remeber, hope springs eternal.
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« Reply #92 on: Feb 02, 2006, 03:00 PM »
I aint even single... what the fuck am I doing in THIS thread????  Bye now!!!

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« Reply #93 on: Feb 02, 2006, 06:01 PM »
Tan...close your drapes :)
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« Reply #94 on: Feb 02, 2006, 08:20 PM »
I aint even single... what the fuck am I doing in THIS thread????  Bye now!!!

I shouldn't be here either...but I am just a big hornball, and I loved the days of hooking up and gettin dutty with random strangers! *Sigh* those were the days...

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« Reply #95 on: Feb 07, 2006, 10:38 PM »

Hey Fishy, you should make that into one of those "I'm in a band" T-Shirts.

Me, I'm not picky, as long as she is alive. Hey, when your a born again virgin, you take what you can get. LOL Another T-Shirt Maybe...

But Seriously, I'm looking for a (Wanna say hot sexy chick, but must be politicaly correct eh!!!!!) good looking woman, 20-30ish, must like Hockey and Wrestling (Or at least be able to tune it out when its on TV and not yell at me for watching it.). Liking Trailerpark Boys is a good sign of a dirt.....fine quality. ;-)

Me, I'm 29....er30...ok, 31, 5-7.5 (I make up for lack of tallness in other ways ;-) ), I'm an artist, web designer, but still not making a living at either....yet.

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« Reply #96 on: Feb 08, 2006, 07:36 AM »


that is me, but usually my muscles are bigger

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« Reply #97 on: Feb 08, 2006, 06:21 PM »
For example I'm interested in girls from Vancouver who like hockey and pink floyd, and who have alluring eyes and a beautiful smile.

Good Choice CG...she is a sweetie indeed...

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« Reply #98 on: Mar 30, 2006, 04:49 PM »
I am going to be single cuz Julian keeps getting his ass thrown in jail! LOL

lets see my hobbies are ...... bailing Julian and Ricky out of jail, cooking chicken fingers for Ricky (the good kind), giving Ricky smokes, listening to a new freedom 35 plan every other week (even when they are in jail), keeping the house stocked with endless amounts of Rum 'n Coke, watching out for Mr.Lahey and Randy cuz Trevor and Cory are too stupid to actually tell the boys when they're coming. Helping Bubbles take care of all his kitties and the list goes on and on! So frankly I'm tired of this shit and on the make LOL j/k

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« Reply #99 on: Mar 30, 2006, 09:51 PM »
LOL, I just saw this, LOVE IT. See now I am a semi single gal, been seeing a cop for a while, but he is a commitment phobic and well, hmmm...a cop. nice guy,commitment phobic in the worst possible way and all has to be on his terms and his terms alone. As for semi single me, well over educated, love football, love the tv and yoga. Thats me!
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