Topic: horrible neighbors

[Arlene]

so any one got some good nazi neighbor tales? i have always had the crap of the crap, from the man who stole my panties to the dope head who stole (and returned saftly when I sent over my brothers biker pals) my pet rabbit two years ago to the very bad boy next door whose mother thinks he is a saint. I caught him tossing snowballs at my car (he is 18) and yelled at him, with a plolite fuck off he went home. i wrote his mother a note outlining i am on call all this week and could she please tell her son to stop it, she just showed up on my door step saying that i am going out of my way, like everyone else, to frame her son. top it all of i have the annoying minister on one side her, her son and the ministers daughter on the other, the minister who lets his dog poop in my yard and asks about a thousand questions when you enter or exit the house.
well anyone else got horror tales?

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[Refuckulator]

Those are some pretty funny stories there Arlene. Here is one of mine. When I was younger, about 6, I lived by this rich guy who was probably in his 50's. About every weeks he had a new wife. The wife's age range was usually 20-25. Whenever me and my brother and sister tried to play outside in out yard he would come to the fence and start growning and making fucked up noises. We would always run inside and tell my mom but of course she never believed us. Until one day when she was at the window when he was doing it. She came right outside and she told him off but then he called her a bitch and told her to get out of the neighborhood with her obnoctious kids. My mom told him to go fuck one of his little sluts and himslef and she went back inside (by the way my mother never says stuff like that to people but he deserevered it). He never bugged us again and since then we moved. Well this year I was walking up that street after the first snow storm and I saw him sitting in his window watching TV. So as the shit disturber I am, I picked up and big chunk of snow and launched it at his window and scared the living shit out the guy. I took off. And the moral of that story is: Come and undo others like you want them to undo you.

[Maddoggystyle]

My neighbors are good they make me wine and bombfires!

[tan]

i have an elderly couple on one side of me that is pure awesom, they are so sweet, best neighbors i could ask for. i been living here for almost 8 years now and my daughter calls them grammy and grampy, now....the other side is pure hell, i call him the devil child,. he is constantly coming up knocking on my door and running away so when i get there no one's there, i caught him throwing peices of wood that had nails in the im my pool , busted it all up, when i finally cleaned it and patched it all up the fucker dumped i buckets of rocks in them, last week he was throwing snowballs in my window....man i hate demon child neighbors....and as always the case, the demon's mom will say their child does no wrong....i just learned to ignore until something gets broken then i speak up

tan

[melba the disco queen]

tan, do you have a video camera? If so, next time you see him from inside doing evil to your property, take a short vid to show his clueless parents! Or even if you have a digital camera this could work. Maybe this would help you out as well Arlene.

[tan]

haha i wish ...last week when they were throwing snowballs i ran outside and started threatening them with the shovel and she was outside so she knows...and does nothing....so what can ya do when a mom knows her kid is a brat and laughs at it 

tan

[Mall_cop]

refuckulator, your story about that arsehole neighbour who scared the bujeezus out off made me laugh out loud at work. good show...

as for bad neighbours, i had these two girls living beneath me in an old house who were convinced the place was infested with bugs. they woke me up in the morning with their loud music and even complained one day when i helped them move their couch into their place since the couch was rubbing against the house next to ours (old part of town with houses basically a couple feet apart). the kicker, however, was that they bolted one night and left their windows open for weeks on end. it wasn't a big deal until many weeks later when the windows were still open and the house needed heat  since it was close to winter (control was in their apartment).

also lived beneath a stripper who wore her stripper boots on her wooden floor, much to my chagrin. ahhh, apartment living. good times...

[Canuckguy]

The dude above me stomps around every night at 3 am when he comes in.....a little annoying but I got used to it.  Hes either wearing shoes around his apartment or hes a really big dude.

[Ghostdog]

My neighbour likes to snowplow when there is no snow, at all times of the day and night. It's a weird situation but we live downstairs so we have to walk up down the side of the house that he plows, and now it's like a sheet of ice. So i have asked him nicely not to plow so close to the house so we can walk up and down it without my wife slipping and falling and hurting herself or my unborn son, but he continues too. So tonight I went over and told him that if anything happens to her or the baby it will be all over for him. I don't think he'll be plowing anymore this season:)

[Canuckguy]

You should get a bag of that salt stuff from Canadian Tire too.  Better safe than sorry.

[Ghostdog]

Picked up 2 bags when I was there this afternoon, i'm not takin' any chances

[Twiggyalienman]

ya canadian mawfuka's got some good salt on where im at :beeer:
so anyway, back to topic...... the neighbors to the left of me have 2 little girls who are a little simple i think ,but their cute.... so the parents are off to work at like 5AM so their grandparents come over and make sure the girls get off to school n shit. well the grandpa is an absolute dick. this guys wouldnt smile if he won a billion dollars (we offten call him chuckles or gramps). he fliped out one day at me cuz his light was busted in his car n he automaticallly asumed it was me.(which it wasnt allthough i wouldnt mind doin it) n bitched at my mom,,well my mom went out they n gav'em her 2 cents. since then he always lurks me out and he bitches hardcore at me n the boys when were tryin 2 play some road hockey.,,,well my fingers are pretty damn tired now so im gunna go crack a  :beeer:

[Cappy]

When we lived in a 4plex, the bastard below us used to turn off our breakers. Then he got the idea of cuttin our phone line. If we didn't move I woulda killed the fucker. So as a parting gift, I went to Safeway and bought a big muthafucker Salmon and stuck it deep inside the furnace pipes. Man that musta smelled nice real quick. Would have had to rip the fucker apart to find it too!!

[Refuckulator]

refuckulator, your story about that arsehole neighbour who scared the bujeezus out off made me laugh out loud at work. good show...

Glad you liked it!

Where I'm living now I live next to this teenage girl who is one year older then me... Her parents were gone for the night and she was having a party. Hermusic that she was playing was about a year old and it was blasted so everyone in the neighborhood could hear it. I was gettin' pissed and no one did anything about it. So I woke up my brother and we went outside. And I started yelling (in my best Donny Voice) "TURN OFF THAT FUCKING MUSIC!!" "FUCK OFF WITH THE MUSIC!!" "TURN IT THE FUCK DOWN!!" She didnt hear me or just ignored me so then my brother went up her step and rang the doorbell. Right when she turned the music off I yelled "TURN THAT FUCKIN' MUSIC OFF... NOW!!!!" thne ran so she would think it was an adult... it worked. So once again the moral of this story is: Come and undo others like you want them to undo you.

[misfit_ramone_TylerCat]

my neighbours are crazy clean freaks like really
when the husband gets in the wife makes him take off his shoes and clean it with a toothbrush. once in grade 2 me and my freinds were having a water gun fight and had the tip of a water gun on their lawn and they threatened to call the cops. or one time my freind came over on a bike and lost control and ran over their plants in a perfectly straight line it was hiliarous. or the time they called the cops on our partry. or the time they called the cops becvuase we didnt mow the lown. or the time we didnt pull the weeds out

[Refuckulator]

egg their house

[roadtriprob]

I only ever had 1 bad neighbour growing up.... He used to like teasing our german shepherd, so one day I asked him to stop(I was only 12) and he told me to F off and keep my dog pend up.
 When I turned 16 I slept with his 18 year old daughter and let him know that I did.... Haa!!!!
He then told me he was going to shoot our dog if he ever caught it out of our yard.....His daughter started taking it for walks after that and it burnt his ass real good because he couldn't do anything to it after that.......

[Refuckulator]

That's awesome roadtriprob!! Slept with his 18 year old daughter! Good idea my friend

[roadtriprob]

 Not something I was proud of but "SOMETHING I HAD TO DO!!"
 

[Refuckulator]

And something you probably didn't regret doing HAHA

[melba the disco queen]

I've lived in an apartment for pretty much my whole life & have had my share of bad neighbours. I live on the top floor, so we don't have to worry too much about people stomping around above, but the people below can be just as much trouble! We've also gone through a few different owners of the building, some cared about who they let in, most didn't. One time the apartment below my bedroom turned into a flop house; they played very loud music at every hour, we began to get bugs migrating into our place (we had never had a pest problem previously), & these bastards wouldn't let the owner even look in their place to see what they have damaged. I have no idea how the legal system works for trying to evict someone, but it must have been pretty crummy because these creeps were in the building for quite a while. This was when I was much younger & still going to primary school. I moved into my Mum's room (her bedroom was above a different apartment), & she moved into the living room (we had a bed-couch). Once the land-lord got these people out & got the place fumigated, we never had a bug problem again.
Another time there was this creep who, once again, had the apartment below my room. He was a drug addict (fairly sure that he wasn't just a recreational user, but really addicted). He used to vacuum at all hours, mostly at 2am; regardless of all that vacuuming, his place was a pig sty! I felt sorry for his cat; this poor creature would come up to visit us for some attention, but then one day he just ran away & never came back. The dude was also always telling my Mum about how he was going to have his foot amputated; he did have something wrong with his foot, but in the time he lived here, he never had it cut off.  Also this guy would every once in a while go into rehab & one time he left his cat locked in the apartment when he did this (a different cat). Whenever the cable TV went on the fritz, he would always shoot up the stairs to ask us if our cable was out; we never really thought about this until one time our cable went fuzzy & stayed like that for a few days (this was during one of his rehab stints), so we called the cable company. The cable guy came out & discovered that the bastard downstairs had spliced into our cable line & had it running into his apartment!! I went mental! If he were home, I would have gone downstairs & beat him with my baseball bat (I don't think I'd ever been so angry). Anyway, I think that was pretty much the end of him in our building.
I do have a couple of other stories, but I've gone on long enough.

[Ms Vee]

My story about horrible neighbors goes like this.
A couple of summers ago we were repairing the fence posts in my back yard.  My brother had to put up mesh fencing for the time being to keep the dog in the yard.  Anyway my dog Chip managed to crawl under the mesh netting, so I yelled at him to get back in the yard, which he did.  I hear this voice coming over the back fence (can't see anyone cause of high fence and trees in the way), yelling at me "Can you keep your dog on a leash.  Your dog was in the next yard barking at me and I don't want him ner my five year old!",  I said to him that I was sorry and I would secure the fence better.  He then says "I going to ask you again Mam'm , would you leash your dog or I am going to call Animal control"  I didn't like being ordered to do that in my own yard, so I said, "ok, go ahead and do that".
A few days later, I received in my mailbox a notice from Animal control about having my dog at large.That really pissed me off!  I was entertaining thoughts of how to get back at him, but never did.  A few months later at Halloween my son and foster son were setting off firecrackers late at night in the back yard.  The next day when I was driving home from the store, I pull into my driveway, and there is this man (early 30s) standing on the sidewalk staring at me.  I got out of the car and he walks over and asks is this my house. He first inintroduces himself, and I said oh your the one that complained about my dog, he tells me that last night he had firecrackers zooming into his yard and almost in his 5 yearold's window,  I said very sorry about that it was the kids. Anyway he left with the impression that maybe he wasn't such a dick that I first thought.  Maybe neighors should sit down and talk maybe get drunk of stoned.

[Ole Dirty]

I've honestly can't remember having very annoying neighbours. My current neighbours sound like they run up and down the stairs on the back of their heels sometimes...but besides that, can't really complain...Except for when I lived back in the hood of Dartmouth, the chick that lived up stairs used to crank the same Ani DiFranco song over, and over again...but I looked past that, because SHE WAS FUCKING HAWT!!!!!
Since I didn't really have annoying neighbours, makes me think, maybe I'm a annoying neighbour. But who wouldn't like the sound of bottles smashing, Newfie music cranked, and me doing the naked cowboy dance in the window.

[Ms Vee]

Since I didn't really have annoying neighbours, makes me think, maybe I'm a annoying neighbour. But who wouldn't like the sound of bottles smashing, Newfie music cranked, and me doing the naked cowboy dance in the window.

LOL Ole Dirty.  Sounds like a old neighbours that I had. Years ago this old guy that lived across the street, his apt. facing mine, used to stand in front of his window with no pants on.  I called the cops on him once, nothing really happened.  One night after a night at the bar I had some friends over.  Two of the guys got this idea of egging his window.  Anyway they cranked open my window, kneeled down on the floor and just wound up and hucked the egg.  The egg hit the wall in my suite above the window!  I was on the floor laughing so hard!  Was picking up egg shells for a while!

[4bz]

My parents have always had the worst neighbors wherever they moved.  And they moved a lot.  EVERYWHERE they've been, usually both sides of the house had total jerkoffs living there.... according to my parents... come to realize as I get older, it was probably MY PARENTS that were the dicks all along.... I mean if every neighbor you ever have is an asshole, maybe YOU'RE the ASSHOLE!!!  My parents are moving again next month... I bet my whole booze collection that they're gonna fuckin hate whatever neighbors they end up near this time too!!!