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Commercials rock!
« on: Nov 13, 2005, 11:31 PM »
Can't get your kids to leave home?.......STOP COOKING WITH CHEESE!!! :lol:

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What are some of your favorite commercials, lines from commercials, characters, people...whether they're cheesy, or it bugs the hell outta you, post them here. 

The other one I've been imitating lately is the one for Geico Insurance with the two Cavemen..... :lol:

"Maybe you shoulda' done some research" :lol:   or "I'll have the roast duck...with the mango salsa" :lol:  That fuckin' kills me evertime I see it...i don't know why.  And  "I don't have much of an appetite"...and hands his menu back :lol: :lol:...oh that's funny shit right there. :lol: 
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Re: Commercials rock!
« Reply #1 on: Nov 14, 2005, 12:28 AM »
One that has been getting to me is the Home Depot Commercials. The one with the tag line You can do it....we can help.

Is it just me or does anyone else here picture Rob Schneider yelling "You can Doooooo Itttt" instead?

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Re: Commercials rock!
« Reply #2 on: Nov 14, 2005, 01:48 PM »
The latest commercial that I like is the one for the Maple Leaf roasts that you just shove in the oven; they show a stay-at-home-parent bending over the oven, wearing tight pants making their bum look big, so you assume it's a mom, then the parent turns around & it's the dad! That one cracked me up the first time I saw it, & I still like it.
I still like the Diet Pepsi commercials that ask, what would you like to have back. There's the 80's hair, the van, & some others that I can't think of. Those ones are pretty good too.
The commercial right now that I can't stand is the one for Virgin Mobile phones where the girl is opening her Christmas present & it is a hair dryer, she starts to hiss & then a stuffed moose on wheels comes into the room & delivers a phone, then the freaky dude beside her starts cheering. I hate that one mostly because I just don't get it.
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Re: Commercials rock!
« Reply #3 on: Nov 14, 2005, 01:54 PM »
Yah the guy bent over the oven had a nice rump round ass, I could of eaten there for dinner! I liked the asparagus commercial where he comes out of the house walking down the street and a van pulls up and grabs him. He tries to fight but um he's in a big fucking outfit. Then they drive away... I laughed my ass off!
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Re: Commercials rock!
« Reply #4 on: Nov 14, 2005, 02:37 PM »
my fav. commercial is the one for Flour...its in pixel...w/ the two little kids talking about how baking makes good memories, and when the lil guy drops his muffin on the floor, and his lil lip starts trembling, but his big sister gets him a new one... its SO damn cute, I just love it.
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Re: Commercials rock!
« Reply #6 on: Nov 14, 2005, 03:13 PM »
All I can say is that commercials her in Denmark rock. An example: A girl answers her cell phone while in bed with her boyfriend/husband. Its one of her girlfriends telling her she needs to come to this party she is at because its "big" and sends her a video message of the party. The girl in bed says this is "bigger" and puts the phone with video messaging under the blanket over her boyfriends/husbands crotch!! :lol: :lol:

Man I love Europe!! 8)  :D

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Re: Commercials rock!
« Reply #7 on: Nov 14, 2005, 03:42 PM »
Yup I'm moving to Europe! MAMA I"M CUMING HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 14, 2005, 03:45 PM »
Yup I'm moving to Europe! MAMA I"M CUMING HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehehehe you said cuming hehehehe :lol:

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Re: Commercials rock!
« Reply #9 on: Nov 14, 2005, 03:46 PM »
I did not and you can't make me say Cuming again!
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Re: Commercials rock!
« Reply #10 on: Nov 14, 2005, 03:48 PM »
I like that new molson commercial where they did the case of beer out of the snow like they;re on an Arctic expedition.  Then the dude says who turned on this music, and cranks the party tunes. 

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Re: Commercials rock!
« Reply #11 on: Nov 14, 2005, 03:50 PM »
My wife always says the guy from the corn flakes comercial is me. The dude on the beach that snaps his speedo and asks his wife to put lotion on his back......ya not happenin.
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Re: Commercials rock!
« Reply #12 on: Nov 14, 2005, 03:53 PM »
HAHA


My hubby asks if the girl from the porno movie is me, you know the buffer. She just keeps going and going.

I agree with shitastic!  Ya not happening!
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« Reply #13 on: Nov 14, 2005, 04:10 PM »
HAHA


My hubby asks if the girl from the porno movie is me, you know the buffer. She just keeps going and going.

I agree with shitastic!  Ya not happening!


But you said cuming again!!

And I think the tern is "fluffer" :lol:

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Re: Commercials rock!
« Reply #14 on: Nov 14, 2005, 04:13 PM »
Yah I'm cuming over there to KICK your ASS!  :)
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Re: Commercials rock!
« Reply #15 on: Nov 14, 2005, 04:51 PM »
I'd like to go to the taping of one of those cocksuckin' Canadian Tire commercials and beat the living shit out of everyone on set.

"Did you get those breaks I wanted?"

"Nope. I got you something better."

Guess what I would of said... this right here:

"You can shove those stupid, god damn Canadian tire shit brakes, which might I add are a rip off, and shove them so far up your ass that you can feel 'em come to a grinding hault at the roof of your mouth. And while your at it... GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

...Sorry if some one has those breaks. I just hate those stupid commercial. The stupid idiot cant even go camping with out a fuckin' TV. What a dumbass.

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Re: Commercials rock!
« Reply #16 on: Nov 14, 2005, 04:59 PM »
You just missed it on Royal Canadian Air Farce. They did a skit on that commercial. You know where the neighbor comes over and asks questions about what he's doing. Well the neighbor just says "my wife died" and the other guy explains about some tool and the neighbor keeps saying "my wife died!" It was funny!
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« Reply #17 on: Nov 14, 2005, 05:21 PM »
Yeah I saw that last on Firday before Bubbles on 22 min. I laughed for a while at that. They make fun of those commercials a lot. Which is good :twisted:
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Re: Commercials rock!
« Reply #18 on: Nov 14, 2005, 05:29 PM »
Yeah I saw that too, it was on 22 Minutes not RCAF.

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« Reply #19 on: Nov 14, 2005, 05:31 PM »
Oh yeah, RCAF doesn't have the guy that played the dud with the dead wife.
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« Reply #20 on: Nov 14, 2005, 05:45 PM »
The commercial I got a kick out of was for Malibou Rum. It's in the Carribean and they're making fun of our way of life compared to theirs. There's a melon stand and there all different prices and their arguing about the different melons, certain ones they can't buy.... you get the picture. Well at the end when the old guy is sitting on his donkey and he has the saddest look on his face and he says..." I Just Want To Buy A Melon". The way he says that cracks me up everytime I see it!! :lol:

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« Reply #21 on: Nov 14, 2005, 06:26 PM »
Yeah I saw that too, it was on 22 Minutes not RCAF.


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Re: Commercials rock!
« Reply #22 on: Nov 14, 2005, 07:02 PM »
Ya I've been wanting to kick that bearded fucks ass for quite some time. His whole family is facked. And his nieghbour is a dumbass for going over there all the time. Why in the fuck has he not caught on now that the bearded fucks shit all come from the same damn store. Idiot.

I like the melons commercial too. There was another one from  Malibou Rum, where the guy is trying to park his boat and the wife is groanin about how he is late and it is by a mere few seconds. While they are arguing another boat takes the spot he was rowing for. LOL

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« Reply #23 on: Nov 14, 2005, 08:31 PM »
 :lol: :lol: I saw that spoof comercial too. Fuck I hate that guy! The Idiots at our local Canadian Tire suck sooo bad! They know nothing about the products in their department! It pisses me off so much , I have given up asking any advice or wheather they have a product or not. If I can't find it myself , then I just leave , unfortunatly , our options are limited here , so I always end up with about $20 in Canadian Tire money to cash in each year.... 
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« Reply #24 on: Nov 16, 2005, 03:50 AM »
Gotta say any Carlton Midstrength advertisement, awesome writers for them.  one of my faves is def the 4 mates with conected sheds in the corner of their yards lol. Anyone know where i canget this vid clip of the ad frmo?