Topic: "what is the wildest Christmas gift you've ever given or received?"

[roadtriprob]

I am scared to say this but I once was on the road from Dec 12-25 And didn't get home until 5:30am.
I bought the wife a couple of CD's and a key tag from a gas station. I was a little behind in my Christmas shopping that year. OOOOOPS!!!!

The funniest gift I received was a 2002 Mountain Cat snowmobile on X-mas day ......I bought it without letting the wife know? OOOOOOOOOOOPSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
 
    "It is easier to ask for forgiveness than beg for permission" Some really smart guy.{And my late grandfather}

[Cappy]

The most strange and best I ever received was a threesome...he he he   

But I can say I was also very giving to I guess, lol.

[Bailey]

The most strange and best I ever received was a threesome...he he he   

But I can say I was also very giving to I guess, lol.

Cool, i received a 3some for my 18th birthday lol.  only good b'day i've ever had, got my scuba license that same stay in Magnetic Island.

Best xmas gift would have to be a month paid for snowboarding and travelling up and down NZ.  That shit was killer. 

[Arlene]

See I would have gladly taken a threesome over an accordian...never in my life did I hint at one, look at one or ever think of one and yet I have a 500$ red accordian. It was a christmas gift from an ex fiance...but the red does match the shimmering gold whore dress I got for my 23rd birthday. I placed the blame on him being 16 years older than me and out dated....
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[Cappy]

See I would have gladly taken a threesome over an accordian...never in my life did I hint at one, look at one or ever think of one and yet I have a 500$ red accordian. It was a christmas gift from an ex fiance...but the red does match the shimmering gold whore dress I got for my 23rd birthday. I placed the blame on him being 16 years older than me and out dated....
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lol, right on, I got rainbow suspenders and a year subscription to Playboy from my mom when i was 19.

[Bailey]

See I would have gladly taken a threesome over an accordian...never in my life did I hint at one, look at one or ever think of one and yet I have a 500$ red accordian. It was a christmas gift from an ex fiance...but the red does match the shimmering gold whore dress I got for my 23rd birthday. I placed the blame on him being 16 years older than me and out dated....
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lol, that's a winner for me so far.  Of all things, a $500 red accordian lmao.  And no hints, impressive. 

[bigbenjamin]

I have not really celebrated Christmas since I was 16 years old. I became an agnostic, then an atheist and a Buddhist. Memorable X'mases??? When I was about eight years old I got the most amazing robot. It was about 18" tall and walked, swinging its arms, turning its big metal head and shooting sparks from its chest. On the foot it said -"Made In Occupied Japan".

In Toronto I knew a "hippie" couple, Garth and Yana(they had renamed themselves) and they lived on the second floor above a Spadina shop, maybe Quartzman's Art Supplies,and they had a six foot high "Hanukkah bush", hung with real candy canes and hand strung popcorn. The Jewish Christmas tree was of course a huge, healthy weed plant - a gift that kept on giving well into the New Year.

once thought i saw santa in my house cheers!

[Maddoggystyle]

I got my house last xmas,, my foursome had nothing to do with christmas!

[sweettrailerparkgirl]

I got an ipod last year for Christmas. I cried!!! It was the best prestent ever!!!

[Djet3k]

I got an ipod last year for Christmas. I cried!!! It was the best prestent ever!!!

Wait till i arive with a bow around my head this xmass, youll forget about that Ipod in no time!

[shake]

I got an ipod last year for Christmas. I cried!!! It was the best prestent ever!!!

Wait till i arive with a bow around my head this xmass, youll forget about that Ipod in no time!

I can definitely see her crying, I don't know if she'll forget about the Ipod though

[Shit machine gun]

I guess her first question will be "Is it bigger than an IPOD?" and then maybe "HOw about bigger than an IPOD NANO".

[sweettrailerparkgirl]

Sounds like I'm going to have an exciting Chirstmas!

[melba the disco queen]

See I would have gladly taken a threesome over an accordian...never in my life did I hint at one, look at one or ever think of one and yet I have a 500$ red accordian. It was a christmas gift from an ex fiance...but the red does match the shimmering gold whore dress I got for my 23rd birthday. I placed the blame on him being 16 years older than me and out dated....
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Oh man! Where in the world did he get the idea that a nice gift to give your finace is an accordian? Did he think you'd take lessons & give a concert on your wedding day? Did you ever express your desire to join a polka band? Geeze.

The most bizarre Christmas gift I received was a gift certificate for a hot air balloon ride; my grandmother (on my dad's side) gave everyone one so we could all go together. However, it's very difficult to organize the schedules of 8 people (especially mine since I'm working shift work). When we finally got organized & picked a date, we got to the launch spot & the balloon people cancelled because of a great big storm cloud hanging overhead (deemed too dangerous for flying). We arranged another day when we would all be free, then I got switched to another shift at work & ended up having to work the day we had chosen. I arranged to have the day off at work, but when I called my dad on the day, he said that when he called the balloon place they had cancelled the flights for the day because of high winds, so I ended up going in to work anyway. So now this dang balloon ride is going to happen sometime next year!

[RumNCoke]

Last year I got a 512 MB jump drive. It's not a wild gift, but it's definitely the most useful gift I've ever received (next to cash).

[letsgo2smokes]

2004 Honda TRX 450..since then i added Renthal Bars, Nerf Bars, K&M Air FIlter,HMF Exhaust, Dyno Set Carb Kit if anybody cares what that is

[Bailey]

2004 Honda TRX 450..since then i added Renthal Bars, Nerf Bars, K&M Air FIlter,HMF Exhaust, Dyno Set Carb Kit if anybody cares what that is

Dude, post a pic in the what car do you drive thread, would love to see it! 

Bro, aren't you like 14?  How does that work?

[letsgo2smokes]

i had a vehicle given to me when i was 13..when my uncle past away it is a 2001 F150 ... SInce then ive had a job  and put all!! my money towards it.. I added alot of things to it Lowering Kit ...Subs ,Amp , Nice Deck...i got the quad on the back of my truck and its in the storage..our family is going to get some stuff outta the atorage in a week or so ill grab some pics for yah guys....my Bday 21 days what you guys get me?

[vr4king]

Damm now im gonna cry i have only maxed out at two wheres my 3some/4some

[letsgo2smokes]

btw that Honda 450 is not a veichle..just looking at the post and it kinda looks like you think it is lol....but its accually a sport quad..i got my baby..2001 F150 ...i askeed my parents yesterday when were going to the storage they said whenever we get our christmas tree so ill get some pics then

[roadtriprob]

 You guys and gals have some weird gifts. How about this one .

 A guy I know bought his wife a box of ammunition for X-mas. She said she didn't have a gun. He smiled and said "he did"
 She ended up with shampooo

[Maddoggystyle]

Sounds like Homer Simpson giving Marg a bowling ball lmao...

[tellkyle]

CL's herpes

[Fishyneil]

Every year my buddy Beatle gives me, and our other best friend, a can of Campbell's soup and a pack of smokes.
Fishy

[Bailey]

btw that Honda 450 is not a veichle..just looking at the post and it kinda looks like you think it is lol....but its accually a sport quad..i got my baby..2001 F150 ...i askeed my parents yesterday when were going to the storage they said whenever we get our christmas tree so ill get some pics then

LOL, thought that quad reference meant you had one on the back lol!  my bad, but yeah, still love to see it.