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Bailey

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« Reply #75 on: Jan 02, 2006, 03:03 AM »
Nice try, Bailey.  I'll try to cover for ya though.  I'll just tell shake you were under the influence and then I'll distract him with some chicken fingers and boobies.  :lol:

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LOL!  Haha, you're the best becca, i'm goin out to dinner, didn't realise i was, so gonna get smashed.. have a good one guys  :beeer:
ps keep an eye on that roadtrippinrob lolz

bigbenjamin

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« Reply #76 on: Jan 02, 2006, 03:05 AM »
Becca, you are a young babe, i mean rockets strapped to such a lovely arse would  be gildin the lily - coals to newcastle - nome saaaaaaayin?!?

drinkin myself stoopid cheers!

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« Reply #77 on: Jan 02, 2006, 03:19 AM »
PLEASE PLEASE
MR.B
HAVE A COUPLE FOR ME
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Bailey

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« Reply #78 on: Jan 02, 2006, 05:10 AM »
Phwoar, just got back from the shnitzel house, a kick arse german restaurant that does every type of meal, with all the kick arse 500ml glasses of german beer, never heard of any of em, worked my way through 2L of primo beer, now sippin on a whiskey (was hittin the bacardi's before :( not yum) i look like i'm pregnant, fack i'm full.

Canuckguy

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« Reply #79 on: Jan 02, 2006, 05:11 AM »
did they have blonde waitress's with big boobies and german outfits?

Bailey

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« Reply #80 on: Jan 02, 2006, 05:15 AM »
did they have blonde waitress's with big boobies and german outfits?
Holy crap! i wish!  the majority ofthestaff were out back gettin frunk too, xmas party, tho the waitress was the owneri think, she wasnicetoo, i do l;ikes the older woman lol.


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Apologies to shake and cat-dog, i plead waster haha.
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« Reply #81 on: Jan 03, 2006, 03:18 AM »
Wow it s way pasyt the holidaze and im j/
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« Reply #82 on: Jan 15, 2006, 12:29 AM »
Holy Fack!!!!!!!!!! Why is this on the second page you pussys!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bye the Lord. I'm gettin fackin p\issed!!!!!!!!!!1111  :beeer: :beeer: :beeer: :beeer:
You can't just give up on pulling up your pants!


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« Reply #83 on: Jan 15, 2006, 01:25 AM »
OMG ANOTHEER 40 OF GFIBSONS WHEWWWWWWWW

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« Reply #84 on: Jan 15, 2006, 02:46 AM »
Gonna start from scratch right now. :beeer: Beer and Goldschlager...evil French liquour and Canadian beer. :drunk:
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« Reply #85 on: Jan 15, 2006, 02:50 AM »
Oh yeah... and a little puff :gethigh:
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« Reply #86 on: Jan 15, 2006, 03:49 AM »
I highly reccomend the Goldschlager. Looks great, tastes great and fucks you up real good.
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« Reply #87 on: Jan 15, 2006, 04:02 AM »
I highly reccomend the Goldschlager. Looks great, tastes great and fucks you up real good.
Fishy
Ive never drank Gold flakes before do they tickle when they go down??????

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« Reply #88 on: Jan 15, 2006, 10:45 AM »
I highly reccomend the Goldschlager. Looks great, tastes great and fucks you up real good.
Fishy

I second that....Back in college, me and my buddies used to refer to a particular hardcore drinking night at the local pub, where some public property got damaged, a fire started, and a teenage punk got punched in the face, as "The Goldschlager Incident"
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Drunk_As_Fuck

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« Reply #89 on: Jan 15, 2006, 11:35 AM »
Last night was the "Jack Daniels Incident" for me.  Think I'm gonna have to start a new thread: Actually I'm hung over as hell and I think my freakin' head is about to explode"  :shock:.

bigbenjamin

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« Reply #90 on: Jan 15, 2006, 12:05 PM »
I am generally and continously hungover, usually from drinkin Mount Gay Eclipse & Coke til 3 or 4 in the mornin. Today I am, as usual, suffering from a mild hangover - but a coupla tokes has made my head and stomach stop spinnin! Kinda enjoy a medium hangover, takes the edge off, nomesaaaaaayin?

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« Reply #91 on: Jan 15, 2006, 12:18 PM »
I'm with you Ben. Hair of the dog and a puff would be the remedy :beeer: :gethigh:
Ahhh better now. I will post in this thread later. :lol:
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« Reply #92 on: Jan 15, 2006, 12:37 PM »
I'm with you Ben. Hair of the dog and a puff would be the remedy :beeer: :gethigh:
Ahhh better now. I will post in this thread later. :lol:
Fishy

See ... I learn TONS of shit in this place - I just LOVE it.  I share fishy's view of your remedy BB - think I'll give it a try myself  8).  Bah - so much for working this afternoon  :gethigh:.

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« Reply #93 on: Jan 15, 2006, 02:01 PM »
I have a killer month coming up. My boss is going into re-hab and I have to run the show.
Staying  drunk as fuck until then.
Fishy

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« Reply #94 on: Jan 15, 2006, 02:04 PM »
Good plan fishy...... I mean it couldn't hurt right?

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« Reply #95 on: Jan 15, 2006, 02:09 PM »
Only going to drink at night...not during the day.
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« Reply #96 on: Jan 20, 2006, 09:57 PM »
Friday night payday....beer #5...at home drinking, so sad...have to take a break to go have sex soon.....till we chat again.....

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« Reply #97 on: Jan 20, 2006, 10:01 PM »
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« Reply #98 on: Jan 23, 2006, 01:43 AM »
I am 1 beer away...count em 1....you ever find that people follow you on the org.....they reply to what u say n stuff....strange....

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« Reply #99 on: Jan 23, 2006, 01:51 AM »
i think i hear something.....is that the sound of an empty bottle???  :beeer:
Sorry about your attempted suicide....better luck next time!!!