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« Reply #25 on: Nov 01, 2005, 12:48 PM »
Quote from: Islander on Nov 01, 2005, 12:22 PM
Quote from: Dirty Dancin on Nov 01, 2005, 12:17 PM
WOO HOO!! I'm declaring November 1st International Drink Your Lunch Day!!!!



Now that would be a holiday I could get into.  When it comes to the best days of the year to drink, November 1st is in the top 365.   :drunk:

You know, that is an EXCELLENT idea.... I think I'll go for a little walk (god bless the one block away beer store)- The funniest thing about that is that for years around here we've talked irreverantly about "All Hangovers Day" because this town parties the holy hell out of Halloween.

The cruelest cut of all; ONE of the three parties I went to Saturday had no cover charge, but sold a $12 BOTTOMLESS cup of beer.  I said bottomless.  That was the party that they had to lay people out on the lawn (and the one that got me carried home instead of to party number four).  OHHHHHHH MY HEAD.

Oh and new motto; never trust the cheap red wine in the huge jug. 
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« Reply #26 on: Nov 01, 2005, 12:49 PM »
Quote from: Dirty Dancin on Nov 01, 2005, 12:17 PM
WOO HOO!! I'm declaring November 1st International Drink Your Lunch Day!!!!

Bring it, Kyle!!!!! I'll see your Jim Beam and raise you a Rum N Coke!!!!!

Hey, is it getting warm in here??


I see That Rum & Coke And RAise You A belgian BRewsky! only 6% but im sure more will follow!
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« Reply #27 on: Nov 01, 2005, 01:05 PM »
T +1 hour since blastoff, doesn't anyone else want to get drunk and hang out on yahoo?? no? we are lame? what? don't be an asshole! come party with the cool kids, before one of them falls asleep ;)
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« Reply #28 on: Nov 01, 2005, 01:07 PM »
I had to change my order to a local drink since the brewskies arent cold atm.

Mixed up some Trula 17% worth this time so with the 95% weed that would make me about euuuuh .... 100% baked now!
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« Reply #29 on: Nov 01, 2005, 01:11 PM »
LOL I swore off posting drunk.  Most of the trouble I've ever been into online has come of being drunk.  OH, the epitome of evil; visiting Ebay while drunk.  OH NO!  How much did I spend, what did I even buy?  ARGH!  So now, if I feel a party coming on, I disconnect my internet altogether so all I can do on my computer is play games or make trip art, or best of all turn it off!  Computer+Tallulah+Beer=TROUBLE. 

Funny Djet3k, I don't like cold beer- at the corner store I request the stock they haven't put in the coolers yet!  Well except for Corona with lime, that's gotta be cold.
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« Reply #30 on: Nov 01, 2005, 01:34 PM »
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« Reply #31 on: Nov 01, 2005, 02:00 PM »
Getting Gigedy Drunk With the Tpb Drunkies
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« Reply #32 on: Nov 01, 2005, 02:26 PM »
Quote from: Tallulah on Nov 01, 2005, 01:11 PM

I am the king of this!!!  Don't get me started.   Most of the useless trinkets, which were a MUST HAVE at the time, ended up back on ebay.    For some reason I have a Maine state flag.   :lol:
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« Reply #33 on: Nov 01, 2005, 03:22 PM »
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« Reply #34 on: Nov 01, 2005, 04:53 PM »
Quote from: Dirty Dancin on Nov 01, 2005, 03:22 PM
Okay, 2nd Rum N Coke down...trying to decide whether or not to go for a 3rd. Such bad influences these trailer park boys. You know who you are.  :wink:

Update:

**DD and Djet stand over Kyle shaking their heads**

Look at him, Djet...sleeping like a little bi-otch. Isn't he precious?!

Okay, Kyle...props to you, my friend. You did have 8 or 9 shots to my 2 Rum N Cokes/1 Perrier and Vodka but come on...WAKE UP!!!!!!  :D

yeah i also only had about 3 cocktails but come on kizyle! you got to end what you start!
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« Reply #35 on: Nov 01, 2005, 05:39 PM »
I declare Djet the winner of International Drink Your Lunch Day 2005!!!!


Must...sleep...now

Edit:

Nothing better than alcohol/cheese pizza induced nap time. Kyle?? Buddy?? Check it out man...we've got over 3 hours until midnight. There's still time to de-throne Djet. He's sleeping now and will never know the difference. Wait...no...that wouldn't be fair...plus, I'm never drinking AGAIN!!!! Okay, Djet...listen up...you won't hear this often...YOU WERE RIGHT. Jen + Afternoon Drinky Poos = Bad News
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« Reply #36 on: Nov 02, 2005, 05:28 AM »
Quote from: Dirty Dancin on Nov 01, 2005, 05:39 PM
I declare Djet the winner of International Drink Your Lunch Day 2005!!!!


Must...sleep...now

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Nothing better than alcohol/cheese pizza induced nap time. Kyle?? Buddy?? Check it out man...we've got over 3 hours until midnight. There's still time to de-throne Djet. He's sleeping now and will never know the difference. Wait...no...that wouldn't be fair...plus, I'm never drinking AGAIN!!!! Okay, Djet...listen up...you won't hear this often...YOU WERE RIGHT. Jen + Afternoon Drinky Poos = Bad News


Lol hey im not saying that its a bad idea cause i sure had fun drinkin with yall after work :)

Geuss that was the only time that the hour difference came in handy for me ;)

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« Reply #37 on: Nov 02, 2005, 10:05 AM »
Mea culpa.  I'm such a loser.  Djet is the undisputed international november first drinking champion of the world!

Next time its mixed drinks for me too.  I suck.
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« Reply #38 on: Nov 02, 2005, 10:15 AM »


God,

look at all the craic I've missed on this thread lately.  I've been permanently drunk recently, so much so that I forgot about the org.  Yeah!  Took some drink that.

You've guessed it.  I'm now a full time student.

May this thread live FOREVER.
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« Reply #39 on: Nov 02, 2005, 11:26 AM »
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« Reply #40 on: Nov 02, 2005, 04:39 PM »
 #-o GUTTED  #-o

How in the blue hell did I miss International Drink Your Lunch Day 2005!!!!
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« Reply #41 on: Nov 02, 2005, 04:42 PM »
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« Reply #42 on: Nov 02, 2005, 04:51 PM »
Quote from: Dirty Dancin on Nov 02, 2005, 04:42 PM
Monkeon, you slacker!!!!

Thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

I've marked the date on my calender for next year and have already started stocking up on booze

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« Reply #43 on: Nov 06, 2005, 10:04 PM »
Quote from: Dirty Dancin on Nov 02, 2005, 04:42 PM
Monkeon, you slacker!!!! In fact, Bailey and EvilTwin...I'm pretty disappointed in the two of you as well. Better luck next year, dudes.  :P

What, first i've heard of this!  I didn't even get an invite. :(  Definately in for the next one, i'll kill this pesky liver yet!
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« Reply #44 on: Nov 08, 2005, 07:18 AM »
I thouhgt I'd put this in here since it is a drunk as a fuck story, hope you don't mind?


I was young well not that young since the drinking age is what? Oh yah 19 so I was 19 not 17 I said 19 yah I mean 19 that is the legal drining age isn't it? Yah 19 ok so here we go. I was 19 (I think) and we were at a beach in Ottawa a bit drunk or a lot drunk hard to remember. We decided to walk home naked, there were two guys and us two girls. I think it was just starting to get dark. Anyways on the way home my friend was running around like crazy bouncing everywhere so I decided to yell cops (the guys were holding our clothes) so my friend freaked and tried to get under a car all of a sudden I panicked and jumped under the car with her. I guess I was worried the cops were there. It took years later to realize it was me who yelled "COPS" and there sure as hell weren't any. Needless to say gravil cement really hurts when you are naked and drunk!
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« Reply #45 on: Nov 09, 2005, 01:32 AM »
Well....the boyfriend is away for the week. Got the house to myself. No one to answer to but the cats.


Temptation is strong...............
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« Reply #46 on: Nov 09, 2005, 01:48 AM »
True blue mate, lol.   :beeer:
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« Reply #47 on: Nov 09, 2005, 03:15 AM »
Yaaay Bottoms up Sargie!!

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« Reply #48 on: Nov 09, 2005, 06:16 AM »
Don't forget if it plugs in then it's not a real vibrator! Not that I would know of course.
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« Reply #49 on: Nov 18, 2005, 10:25 AM »
Leave your histrionics at home and come drinking with DD and Kyle!  Okay well since you are staying home, keep the crazy, grab an adult beverage and fire a message at us! 

We are meeting on yahoo (I could be convinced to meet on MSN instead) at high noon for lunch and drinks.  See you at the pole!
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