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« Reply #150 on: Jan 02, 2007, 01:13 PM »
I don't smoke but I have other vices.  Don't ask, don't tell though, heh!

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« Reply #151 on: Jan 02, 2007, 01:23 PM »
Never, Fishy.  You had me at hello.
It's Teeeeeeeeee-shirt time! CAB'S HERE, CAB'S HERE!  I think we have a Situation.

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« Reply #152 on: Jan 06, 2007, 05:58 PM »
thats it. I am pished :beermug: :beermug: :beermug: :beermug: :beermug:
yay
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« Reply #153 on: Jan 10, 2007, 03:10 AM »
i'm so glad to see this topic still a-goin.  makes me smile.  in a drunken way.
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« Reply #154 on: Feb 02, 2007, 03:58 PM »
I am drinking right now :D :D :D :beermug: :beermug: :beermug: :beermug:

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« Reply #155 on: Feb 10, 2007, 06:25 PM »
Heyyyy
i am steaming drunk now.
A wee night drinking as we won the rugby
sorry wales
wes shag sheep too :lol:

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« Reply #156 on: Feb 10, 2007, 06:26 PM »
lets get naked

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« Reply #157 on: Feb 10, 2007, 06:44 PM »
lets get naked

Um...Ok, I guess.... But my co-workers are going to get a little weirded out right now, Oh fuck it!! OFF COME THE PANTS!!!!!
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« Reply #158 on: Feb 10, 2007, 06:59 PM »
go to it ol dirty
dance around
liberate them#
they nned to knwo the love of nudity
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
and tell them, to drink

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« Reply #159 on: May 04, 2007, 10:40 PM »
Why the fuck is this on page 2???? I am very disapointed in you ppl. And yes...I am drunk...mostly...going to Spidey 3.
You can't just give up on pulling up your pants!


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« Reply #160 on: May 06, 2007, 10:58 AM »
I sort of was drunk last night and ran up the 2 steps on my porch.  Yeah, fell straight down, and I'm always a pussy about getting hurt anyways haha
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« Reply #161 on: May 06, 2007, 11:41 AM »
Ouch, Kyle!! 
And I thought that I was one of the only ones to post a picture of my feet.  :P

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« Reply #162 on: May 06, 2007, 12:59 PM »
Your poor little piggies!  I'm sorry!  Maybe you need a bumper or something to help keep you upright when you're fully imbibed.

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« Reply #163 on: May 06, 2007, 01:23 PM »
looks painful  :(
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« Reply #164 on: May 06, 2007, 02:22 PM »
I popped a vicodin, got a cane, and now I'm walking limping around the house making witty yet acerbic comments to my dog.

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« Reply #165 on: May 06, 2007, 04:33 PM »
I picture your dog offing himself soon.   ;)

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« Reply #166 on: May 06, 2007, 07:24 PM »
Kyle, what'd you go and do that fer? That hurts ya know. xoxo
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« Reply #167 on: May 18, 2007, 05:23 PM »
I will probably be drunk tonight...I am down to the legion for trivia and karaoke... (I'm serious)

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« Reply #168 on: May 18, 2007, 06:09 PM »
I should get drunk tonight. Gotta ditch the lite beer though, not getting the job done.

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« Reply #169 on: May 18, 2007, 11:46 PM »
yup  :banana:

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« Reply #170 on: May 18, 2007, 11:57 PM »
I will probably be drunk tonight...I am down to the legion for trivia and karaoke... (I'm serious)

I got buzzed, but not drunk...and I never thought I would see so much drama at The Legion! Some drunk girl ripped the shirt off a bouncer that looked like Phil...Then she accused him of "diddling his own daughter" as she put it, and they she started screaming about her coat. Earlier some old guy was banging on the window at a mentally challenged guy in the lobby telling him to go fuck himself, then he got chased down the street by some old bald guy.

The video of the drunk girl getting arrested will be on youtube tomorrow. I will post the link ASAP...There is a quick scene of me jumping in front of the camera going "WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

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« Reply #171 on: May 18, 2007, 11:58 PM »
That's really Klassy, OD.

Meet you at the Legion next Friday?

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« Reply #172 on: May 18, 2007, 11:59 PM »
Waiting to see that OD!  :P

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« Reply #173 on: May 19, 2007, 12:43 AM »

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« Reply #174 on: May 19, 2007, 06:57 AM »
OD, reserve a table for me and you at the legion for July sometime.

That sounds like a poker game I went to where 2 friends kicked the shit out of each other over a 10$ side bet.  Of course, they were both in their 50's and looked like they just came from the local watering hole's backroom.
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