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Thought I'd try a new perpetual thread, like the 'what are you listening to or doing now' ones.

Obviously you would be able to change your reply as and when it suited as your mood changes.

One rule though, lets not be too perverted and end up getting it kicked into 'off colour'.

My first is I wish I could be riding a 1000cc superbike round a Grand Prix race circuit!  Quality!
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EvilTwin

I wish I could find a weed connection in my new home in Denmark :(

Bailey

Eek, worked hard all day, waited till now to have a smoke (stinky buds from sydney) and no lighter, and no shops open, and no license at the mo anyway...   Going to have to be joints lit off the toaster methinks  :? 

So i wish i were somewhere that had a lighter, yeah, my needs are simple.

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My brother died 16 years ago, he was 9. He love building little camps out back. So I would love to help him build one. I was 17 when he died and we really didn't get along, he used to always ask me to help him and being the age I was at the time I didn't have much time for kids. I'm Sorry I lost that time. On a brighter note if I had a choice on something more realistic I'd love to be down south where the weathers warm. I HATE THE COLD. Wait thats not realistic either where in the hell am I going to come up with thousands of dollars for plane tickets..Oh well I'm just going to try to be happy with what I'm doing now  :D.

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One rule though, lets not be too perverted and end up getting it kicked into 'off colour'.

Damm...guess that silences my answer :wink:

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Yeah, really. I mean, why would I, if I could do anything I wanted right now, want to do anything other than something perverted and 'off colour'? It just makes no sense to me.
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I wish i was back in jamaica watching all the naked people walking around while smoking bud and drinkin red stripe :beeer:
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I would be on a nice big boat sailing somewhere in the tropics where it is warm, fish are plentiful  and the women topless. Anywhere from the Florida Keys, Central/South America, Mexico, West Coast or East Coast it does not matter. Except away from Shit-a-cane Wilma. But as Jimmy Buffett says in the song Boatdrinks "I wanna go where it's warm"

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Then I would go out into the crisp fall air and find an optometrist to repair my glasses which I sat on last night.

bye  :D  cheers!

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I wish I could find a weed connection in my new home in Denmark

I thought weed was pretty widely available there. A lot like Holland.
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I wish I could find a weed connection in my new home in Denmark

I thought weed was pretty widely available there. A lot like Holland.




Maybe in Copenhagen, but I'm 150 miles from there. Danish law is pretty strict from what I have heard.  :(

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One rule though, lets not be too perverted and end up getting it kicked into 'off colour'.

Damm...guess that silences my answer :wink:

And mine :( :(

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I’m wishing I was in Toronto waiting for the Lottery office to open tomorrow so that I could claim the $30 million, but I didn’t win it last night :(

If I did win the $30 million I could engage in a lot more “off color” activities all over the world.

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I wish I was getting a foot massage (it's been a tough couple of days at work). Anyone want to come over & do that for me? I have nice feet, really! I'd even give 'em a scrubbing & clip my toenails before you started.
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Where did you go in Jamica? I went to the HedoII !! It was fun!! I met people from everywhere, it was great.
Loved the beaches!! I got to go scoba diving with these two guys from Florida. They loved our accents eh!!
Looking at all the colorful fish it was truly amazing.
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Cashin' in my winnin' lottery ticket and plannin' on following the Formula One circuit around the globe - for 2006!
Additionally, I'd like to obtain a bona fide racin' license, so I could perhaps race rally cars.

In closin', hey Becca - do you get car sick at the ragged edge/on the boil?!?!?

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I wish I was getting a foot massage (it's been a tough couple of days at work). Anyone want to come over & do that for me? I have nice feet, really! I'd even give 'em a scrubbing & clip my toenails before you started.

melba the disco queen,

Good evenin'. I get the impression that I've the knack to relieve yer foot fatigue. So, where the phuck you at?!?

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I wish I could be in a lab synthesizing LSD and Ecstasy...

Or be in Amsterdam growing commercial weed...


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I wish I was getting a foot massage (it's been a tough couple of days at work). Anyone want to come over & do that for me? I have nice feet, really! I'd even give 'em a scrubbing & clip my toenails before you started.

melba the disco queen,

Good evenin'. I get the impression that I've the knack to relieve yer foot fatigue. So, where the phuck you at?!?

Regards,

Dang! I'm in Hamilton Ontario, a bit of a trek from Nova Scotia I guess. Thanks anyway, bajjer! But if you're ever in town, look me up, I'm always up for a foot massage!!
'Do I look absolutely divine and regal, and yet at the same time very pretty and rather accessible?' - Queenie, Black Adder

Bailey

Cashin' in my winnin' lottery ticket and plannin' on following the Formula One circuit around the globe - for 2006!
Additionally, I'd like to obtain a bona fide racin' license, so I could perhaps race rally cars.

In closin', hey Becca - do you get car sick at the ragged edge/on the boil?!?!?

Cheers,
Nice!
 I wish i were somewhere cold, just having strapped my boots in, adjusted my backpack full of smoking paraphenalia, mates at my side, and a secluded run to while away the day....  Not working or having to worry about petty "life" shit. 

Actually this topic could be a good indication of what we should really be doing with our time, if you don't like something, change it...  Or i could just be stonin along reading too much into the usual :)

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If Ole Dirty could do anything.....Hmmmmmm
First, I would go to work (walk in wearing what I am wearing now...that's nothing) and punch my boss in the face, when he drops give him a swift kick in the junk...Then tell him I quit. Leave work on my custom chopper made by Matt Hotch,(has to have Angelina, J-Lo, and Beyonce airbrushed on the bike somewhere...Ahh fuck it, I would actually have Angelina, J-Lo and Beyonce on my bike somewhere!) and drive to the airport. Where I would jump on my Leer jet, fly to some nice European country (I'm not a big fan of all those warm shitty places where all those honeymooners, and old retired bastards go) I'd move into some nice old castle there in Europe...I'd definately need my Homer Simpson slippers while I am there too, also I would like a bear fur house coat, and viking helmet to wear as I roamed around my castle....I'd have parties all day and night, fly all the Orgsters in for a week or two (except for the looney ones!) and have a monster party...Get a couple hundred 12 packs of Black Horse sent over from "The Motherland", and a couple hundred pounds of the "Stickiest of the Ickiest for Djet3k", and all ya'll smokers...That's prettymuch it, Oh yeah...and I'd have many big tittied porn stars as servants.....and maybe a pet dragon to guard the castle as well...
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You don't have a post big enough to hold what I want to be doing, for godsakes I'm a woman we want everything... and oh yah if its not perverted or off color, I wouldn't want to do it either.
I don't regret what I haven't done yet...

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I'd like to be able to take my dad somewhere he has always wanted to go . Give him a really nice vacation . It would be great to do something fun like that with him  :) .
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Well right now I am fighting some insane racist on a TPB FB group instead of enjoying my Sunday night:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/10233600865/10151802879780866/?notif_t=group_comment

He's an idiot......and he's being banned....
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tmm73, I'm truly always amazed at how loud, and often stupid people spew crap from their face.

Anything I want question:
I'd be handing out keys to houses that I just won the lottery to pay for, to my closest relatives who suffer endlessly because rent is always due or late.  I would also be on a 3 year long US & Canada motor home vacation.