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« on: Oct 20, 2005, 11:00 AM »
So looking at the six feet under thing on showcase (yep hard at work, can you tell?) and came across this gem...it is kinda fun and creepy, mine came up that I have until 62 then its lights out!

http://www.showcase.ca/sixfeetunder/features.asp?id=3

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« Reply #1 on: Oct 20, 2005, 11:09 AM »
I just did mine.  It's 77, so I have 23 more years of Trailer Park Boys to look forward to.
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« Reply #2 on: Oct 20, 2005, 11:15 AM »
Darn the luck...guess you all are stuck with me for a while... :wink:

Based on the answers you submitted,
we estimate that you will be Six Feet Under in the year 2066.

And you will be 93 years old.

In other words, you have 61 years left to live.
So, enjoy them.

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« Reply #3 on: Oct 20, 2005, 11:19 AM »
What!?! :shock: I'm only gonna be 61 when I croak!?! I better get a move on & start living before I die!  :wink:
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« Reply #4 on: Oct 20, 2005, 11:30 AM »
Okay dirty and TT whats your secrets!!! I think Melba and I need to know them!
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« Reply #5 on: Oct 20, 2005, 11:45 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: Oct 20, 2005, 12:01 PM »
America, Fuck Yeah! I have a whole lot of life left to live, baby!

"Based on the answers you submitted,
we estimate that you will be Six Feet Under in the year 2085.

And you will be 103 years old.

In other words, you have 80 years left to live.
So, enjoy them."

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« Reply #7 on: Oct 20, 2005, 12:26 PM »
I'm a gonna life to 83, another 54 years.  That's good to know.  I should see a few great grandchildren then.
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« Reply #8 on: Oct 20, 2005, 12:29 PM »
What the hell are Arlene & I doing wrong!?!
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« Reply #9 on: Oct 20, 2005, 12:52 PM »
Well here's mine:

 Based on the answers you submitted,
we estimate that you will be Six Feet Under in the year 2039.

And you will be 92 years old.

In other words, you have 34 years left to live.
So, enjoy them.


Dream on! I wish I could beleive this rosy forecast, but I don't.  The only fairly reliable self evaluation online, that I am aware of is  http://www.realage.com/  - they also published the best selling -"YOU -An Owner's Manual"

92 cheers!
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« Reply #10 on: Oct 20, 2005, 01:02 PM »
 :shock:

 Based on the answers you submitted,
we estimate that you will be Six Feet Under in the year 2082.

And you will be 113 years old.

In other words, you have 77 years left to live.
So, enjoy them.

WTF!  :shock:
I better start getting less exercise or and eating more junk food , or I'll outlive everyone I know.....
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« Reply #11 on: Oct 20, 2005, 02:31 PM »
Based on the answers you submitted,
we estimate that you will be Six Feet Under in the year 2085.

And you will be 94 years old.

In other words, you have 80 years left to live.
So, enjoy them.


Cooool :D
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« Reply #12 on: Oct 20, 2005, 04:23 PM »

 
Based on the answers you submitted,
we estimate that you will be Six Feet Under in the year 2064.

And you will be 86 years old.

In other words, you have 59 years left to live.
So, enjoy them.


Hmmmmmm......
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« Reply #13 on: Oct 20, 2005, 06:18 PM »
 Based on the answers you submitted,
we estimate that you will be Six Feet Under in the year 2093.

And you will be 111 years old.

In other words, you have 88 years left to live.
So, enjoy them.
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« Reply #14 on: Oct 20, 2005, 06:27 PM »
Says I'm gonna make it to 63 ... I wish lol!  If ya don't like the answer ya get at that linkie try this one ...... http://deathclock.com/ .
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« Reply #15 on: Oct 20, 2005, 06:43 PM »
whew!! i was a little worried there...i'm gonna make to 82!

57 years left to party it up!!
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« Reply #16 on: Oct 20, 2005, 07:01 PM »
Wow ... 95 yrs old ... and I'm going to croak on my birthday!
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« Reply #17 on: Oct 20, 2005, 07:29 PM »
Mine said I would be 92.... another 60 years left.

And here I thought I would live til I was 100!! :lol:
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« Reply #18 on: Oct 21, 2005, 07:49 AM »
Only 30 years left....  I GOTTA BE CAREFUL!  Sudden, instant death lurks around every corner!  Germs, buses, pink chicken, ex-boyfriends!   :lol:
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« Reply #19 on: Oct 21, 2005, 07:58 AM »
Quote from: Tallulah on Oct 21, 2005, 07:49 AM
Only 30 years left....  I GOTTA BE CAREFUL!  Sudden, instant death lurks around every corner! 

Fhak, you got nothing to worry about!!! It said I'm gonna die at 39...I got 11 years left..!!! SWEET!!!! I'm not gonna be a old person who has to wear diapers!!!
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« Reply #20 on: Oct 21, 2005, 08:04 AM »
Lol that was actually a quote from the Ren and Stimpy episode "Terminal Stimpy".  I'm such a Stimpy head.  I have every episode ever aired and can quote every line.  That's really sad now that I think about it...  lol

I just felt like waking this morning and taking two morbid quizzes I guess.  I'm sure it would have scored me different if I hadn't quit smoking, and it didn't leave a choice for smoking pot like an inexhaustable chimney...
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« Reply #21 on: Oct 21, 2005, 08:11 AM »
Quote from: Ole Dirty on Oct 21, 2005, 07:58 AM
Quote from: Tallulah on Oct 21, 2005, 07:49 AM
Only 30 years left....  I GOTTA BE CAREFUL!  Sudden, instant death lurks around every corner! 

Fhak, you got nothing to worry about!!! It said I'm gonna die at 39...I got 11 years left..!!! SWEET!!!! I'm not gonna be a old person who has to wear diapers!!!


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« Reply #22 on: Oct 21, 2005, 08:32 AM »
Oh, friggin GREAT BB, that realage.com bastard just told me I was 11 years older than my actual age!  I'm gonna be a cantankerous crochety curmudgeon all day now, and I will be looking up knitting and needlepoint patterns forthwith!  heh

But I'll knit COOL things like toques with flaming skulls and spiders and stuff.  While being cantankerous and sociopathic.  Sheesh the things you learn about yourself online...

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« Reply #23 on: Oct 21, 2005, 09:14 AM »
 :shock:  Based on the answers you submitted,
we estimate that you will be Six Feet Under in the year 2060.

And you will be 86 years old.

In other words, you have 55 years left to live.
So, enjoy them.
 that's the showcase link....the other link gave me an exact day.....yeah like they would know i could be in a fatal car crash tomorrow...lol but its entertaining... 

Friday, May 31, 2030 
   Seconds left to live...

776,439,978<---i lost a few seconds while i was typing :?
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« Reply #24 on: Oct 21, 2005, 11:51 AM »
I only have 11 years left...I would write a letter to the Government in regards to my student loans if I died so early....because I will never had all of it paid off by then...I would just say "HA HA....SUCKERS"
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