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EvilTwin

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« Reply #75 on: Oct 11, 2005, 09:20 AM »
ah...ET...phone this!  *giggles*  hey, atleast a bunch of old ladies dont sit quilting around me...fuck northern TP....*laughs* 


See I knew that someone would screw with me about the "ET"  thing. Fucked thing is I AM an alien. :poke: As a foriegn national living in Denmark I am considered a legal alien. Glad my name is not Marvin or I have a strange feeling I would get even more crap!! :lol:

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« Reply #76 on: Oct 11, 2005, 09:32 AM »
"It doesn't hurt to do something absolutely outrageous."

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« Reply #77 on: Oct 11, 2005, 09:42 AM »
*watches her through the kitchen window*not the mail box...not the mailbox...Dammit...she done got the mail box.  *opens up the window and yells out*  Hey, WTF are you doing?  I come out there and its on...*leaves her window and heads for the front door*  *thinks to self...I will show these people some E wrestling*  laughs

**DD hears CL yelling "not the mailbox, not the mailbox" and immediately makes a B-line for the mailbox...enveloping it in a shitstorm of shitpaper**

*Not one for confrontation, DD sees CL coming out the front door and runs to the backyard, slips on the dewy grass and does a face plant in the kiddy pool. *DD...trapped and high on adrenaline... knows she has but one choice...stand and face CL. Let the hair pulling commence!!!!!



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« Reply #78 on: Oct 11, 2005, 09:51 AM »
Laughing so hard at ET's comment first...then I lock eyes with the fallen DD....stands over her and plants her socked foot into the mid of her back..holding her down.  " Hello DD...how are you my dear...appears you are in a bit of situation..now doesn't it?"  *grins her famous evil CL grin down at her*  *reaches down and grabs her hair pulling hard till her neck is hyperextended*  *smiles down at her again...gives her a sweet kiss on the lips and releases her grip...helps her up while saying..."come on ...lets go watch some TPB inside...we can clean this shit up later....you like Jello?  Ole dirty stopped by last night with it."

EvilTwin

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« Reply #79 on: Oct 11, 2005, 10:02 AM »
Laughing so hard at ET's comment first...then I lock eyes with the fallen DD....stands over her and plants her socked foot into the mid of her back..holding her down.  " Hello DD...how are you my dear...appears you are in a bit of situation..now doesn't it?"  *grins her famous evil CL grin down at her*  *reaches down and grabs her hair pulling hard till her neck is hyperextended*  *smiles down at her again...gives her a sweet kiss on the lips and releases her grip...helps her up while saying..."come on ...lets go watch some TPB inside...we can clean this shit up later....you like Jello?  Ole dirty stopped by last night with it."


EvilTwin drools at the sight(as promoter I am entitled to certain liberties)but the thought of Ole dirty getting there before me, with jello,no less, leaves me  :? :-& :-s Finally says screw it and follows CL and DD inside with a camcorder stay tuned for our next really big show. I feel  [smilie=bath.gif] :flush: :poke:

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« Reply #81 on: Oct 11, 2005, 10:15 AM »
*walks hand in hand with her inside...laughing at ET's misfortune*  " The Jello is Cherry flavoured your favourite"  *places a pretty red cube on DD's tongue while looking at the shitstorm that has graced her front yard*

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« Reply #82 on: Oct 11, 2005, 10:20 AM »
I wear glasses. However there's chance that I'll be changing my name to "Laser Eye Surgery"
Dear Fellow Poster,
Please fuck off at your earliest possible convenience.
Thanking you in advance,
Four Eyes

EvilTwin

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« Reply #83 on: Oct 11, 2005, 10:37 AM »
*walks hand in hand with her inside...laughing at ET's misfortune*  " The Jello is Cherry flavoured your favourite"  *places a pretty red cube on DD's tongue while looking at the shitstorm that has graced her front yard*

ET looks through viewfinder, realizes the lens cap is on Removes it. But can't hold the camera steady with one hand while doing.......lets not go where my other hand is. :lol: Now I really feel [smilie=bath.gif]

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« Reply #84 on: Oct 11, 2005, 10:43 AM »

ET looks through viewfinder, realizes the lens cap is on Removes it. But can't hold the camera steady with one hand while doing.......lets not go where my other hand is. :lol: Now I really feel [smilie=bath.gif]

OFF-COLOUR SECTION, HERE WE COME!!!!!!

EvilTwin

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« Reply #85 on: Oct 11, 2005, 10:46 AM »
*walks hand in hand with her inside...laughing at ET's misfortune*  " The Jello is Cherry flavoured your favourite"  *places a pretty red cube on DD's tongue while looking at the shitstorm that has graced her front yard*

ET looks through viewfinder, realizes the lens cap is on Removes it. But can't hold the camera steady with one hand while doing.......lets not go where my other hand is. :lol: Now I really feel [smilie=bath.gif]

OFF-COLOUR SECTION, HERE WE COME!!!!!![/b


Damn, I need a smoke now :lol:

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« Reply #86 on: Oct 11, 2005, 10:49 AM »
*looks around enjoying the off colour section freaks*  "ahh hugs DD And ET tight...we will blend right in here"

EvilTwin

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« Reply #87 on: Oct 11, 2005, 10:52 AM »
*looks around enjoying the off colour section freaks*  "ahh hugs DD And ET tight...we will blend right in here"


Just a bunch of freaks having a normal day 8) :lol: ah Hugs from both CL and DD it dont get no better than this :D :lol:

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« Reply #88 on: Oct 11, 2005, 12:37 PM »
I like old time hollywood filmstars.  I chose Tallulah Bankhead for more personal reasons than just the glamor though- that woman was SUCH a total mess.  In particular, she was known for being constantly intoxicated, and for throwing MASSIVE temper tantrums.  This has been true of me from time to time  :beeer: :evil:

"Notorious drunk and cocaine addict; was known to drink two entire bottles of Old Granddad per day; appeared stumbling drunk on "The Lucy Show"; her husband divorced her, citing "extreme mental cruelty"; described as "the most immoral person alive" by Marlene Dietrich; paid young gay men to populate her home, and referred to them as her "caddies"; once engaged her god-daughter in a makeshift voodoo ritual as an attempt to kill Senator Joseph McCarthy (McCarthy actually did die within a month of her ritual); once fell asleep with a lit cigarette and set her pet poodle Millicent on fire - when one of her "Caddies" discovered the blazing dog, he woke Bankhead. She responded by saying "Millicent's on fire? Put the goddamn thing out!" and then passed out again, as her bed smouldered around her."  The last words she said before she died were "Codeine . . . bourbon".

She got ultra super scary when she got older too.

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« Reply #89 on: Oct 11, 2005, 09:13 PM »
I was toying with the idea of a handle that had something to do with Cyrus or Sam Lasco, since they are my favourite peripheral characters. I chose Mall_cop because of Ricky and Jules' references to security guards and how stupid they can be (the Zellers scene is classic). I was once pulled over by a Mall cop for running a stop sign at a shopping plaza in Ottawa. It was so degrading. I feel better for having unburdened myself of that shame...
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« Reply #90 on: Oct 12, 2005, 03:00 PM »
I just thought it would be cool to end each post with...

Now Fuck Off!

I got work to do.

Now I'm wonderin' if it's a little harsh.  I'm such a newbie in so many ways, I worry that I'm offending people.  Trailer Park People seem impossible to offend with that kind a shit though, so I'll keep doin' it till someone tells me to stop.
Now Fuck Off!
I got work to do.

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« Reply #92 on: Oct 12, 2005, 03:10 PM »
haha thought about it 4 a while... ](*,) :6paper:... then the GREEN BASTARD came 2 mind and i couldnt stop quoting bubs (in his wraslin anouncer voice)"The translucent skin streched over an aaalien frame,, Jocob the twiggy alien man!!"....the green bastard..from parts unknown :bubs:
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« Reply #94 on: Oct 12, 2005, 03:32 PM »
I say we FUCK ON!!!!  *giggles and waves to shake*

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« Reply #95 on: Oct 12, 2005, 04:21 PM »
Paddy is my actual name. My wife calls me Pat - but I prefer Paddy :D

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« Reply #96 on: Oct 12, 2005, 04:36 PM »
Paddy is my actual name. My wife calls me Pat - but I prefer Paddy :D

I thought it might have been a Peter Kay reference, shows how much I know!
My dogs called Paddy not sure how much of a compliment that is :)

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« Reply #97 on: Oct 13, 2005, 06:20 AM »
Paddy is my actual name. My wife calls me Pat - but I prefer Paddy :D

I thought it might have been a Peter Kay reference, shows how much I know!
My dogs called Paddy not sure how much of a compliment that is :)

Well, it's certainly better than some I've received :D

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« Reply #98 on: Oct 15, 2005, 07:50 AM »
Roadtriprob: To take unexplained road trips on a whim, 2 mins. notice and if I'm able I'm GONE.
 Once drove 6500km with my 3yr.old son while my wife and 8mnth old flew. Had a blast!
Road trip. The ultimate survival game. Where men can be boys!

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« Reply #99 on: Oct 15, 2005, 03:00 PM »
Roadtriprob: To take unexplained road trips on a whim, 2 mins. notice and if I'm able I'm GONE.
 Once drove 6500km with my 3yr.old son while my wife and 8mnth old flew. Had a blast!


Road trips are great aren't they? 8) Me and a buddy took a trip from Cincinasty, OH out to the Grand Canyon and back last July. Covered about 4000 miles in 6 days, gotta love rental cars :lol: