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C mafuckin B

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Best J-Roc Quote
« on: Aug 05, 2004, 07:02 AM »
I see Best Bubbles and Ricky quotes, so how bout some from tha J to the ROC.

"Green shirted white boy rollin around,
 He rollin through the city,
 He rollin through the town,
 He rollin on a bike with a banana seat,
 Dissin all the mafuckas hose'n me,
 He rollon on a bike, he goin to the store"

"Tonight, what you talkin bout, ubuoy?"
"When You From Tha Park, It's All For One MothaFucka, And One MothaFucka Fo All Ma Fuckas Everywhere, Nomesayin?"

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« Reply #1 on: Aug 05, 2004, 08:34 PM »
EVERYTHING THIS MA-FUCKA SAYS IS QUOTABLE :)

I'm a big fan of when they open up the gas station, and fuck with Randy. J-Roc busts out some solid gold "gut cassidy and the sundance cheese burger" improv lines, and you can see Randy doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, and other cast had to turn away from the camera to hide their smiles/laughing. hehe
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 10, 2004, 10:30 AM »
Just a quick heads up...SPIKE TV is running a "Joe Shmoe 2" Marathon all day today until 5PM.
So if you missed it and you want to check out J-Roc's alternate identity "Gerald" here's ur chance:)
"Jack never even took one step of his own ....yet he traveled so far".

Letter's to my little boy Jack

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« Reply #3 on: Aug 10, 2004, 11:01 PM »
Reeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy Kojack got a wig on Reeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy


On the bike!!
Avoid the mourning after, don't drink and drive

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« Reply #4 on: Aug 10, 2004, 11:08 PM »
When was the Marathon, I loved that show, to bad its over  :(
I wanted a lady, not fuckin cory and trevor

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« Reply #5 on: Aug 10, 2004, 11:28 PM »
marathon was July long weekend!! :lol:
Avoid the mourning after, don't drink and drive

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« Reply #6 on: Aug 10, 2004, 11:33 PM »
Oh  well the, I guess that isn't that bad.

Back to topic, I'd say one that comes to mind is

I WAS GETTIN CHANGED
I wanted a lady, not fuckin cory and trevor

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« Reply #7 on: Aug 20, 2004, 10:03 PM »
These forums kick the ass.

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Re: Best J-Roc Quote
« Reply #8 on: Aug 08, 2013, 10:35 AM »
"In this park it's one muthafucka for one and all muthafucka for all muthafucka's "
" 30 days , boys . 30 sexy days , Julian . Sexy "

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Re: Best J-Roc Quote
« Reply #9 on: Aug 08, 2013, 12:20 PM »
T - Why you gotta say Noam sayin so many times? A few times is OK, but you say it too much!

J Roc - Whatchoo taking a Noam Census?

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Re: Best J-Roc Quote
« Reply #10 on: Jul 19, 2015, 12:23 PM »
 You better fucking go on, Marty McGravy!

1 .21 jigga-guts! Noam Sayin'?
J-Roc raps about gangsters & guns, pimps & hos and Compton. The guy's not from Compton. He's a white kid from a trailer park. He should rap about what he really knows which is living in his mom's trailer eating peanut butter sandwiches.

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Re: Best J-Roc Quote
« Reply #11 on: Jul 20, 2015, 08:51 PM »
So many good ones but I think I have to go with "Aight, soft serve, you can't do tha x to tha x to tha x but Bubbles here, he ain't havin no troubles
And Shitrock's in the cradle and J-Roc's hoes
  Little Bobandy and the way that she goes
When ya get outta jail, son? Dad, I don't know when
 But we'll get drunk and eat chicken fingers then, Dad.
 We'll get drunk and eat chicken fingers then

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Re: Best J-Roc Quote
« Reply #12 on: Apr 21, 2016, 05:27 AM »
my favourite one is where he says to randy "globe gut cheeseburger eating motherfucker" followed by "you are definitely on the cheeseburgers" :ricky: :bubs: :julian:
im sick of this BUL ISSHHHH GNOMESAYIN MAHFACKA