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« Reply #25 on: Nov 29, 2005, 08:06 AM »
Quote from: Shit machine gun on Nov 29, 2005, 07:34 AM
Ah good ole OD, glad you didn't stay away from the org.

lol hear hear who else is going to provide us with family meeting storys like that!

and fuck ET! sounds like you toked from the wrong J
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« Reply #26 on: Nov 29, 2005, 08:24 AM »
Quote from: Djet3k on Nov 29, 2005, 08:06 AM
Quote from: Shit machine gun on Nov 29, 2005, 07:34 AM
Ah good ole OD, glad you didn't stay away from the org.

lol hear hear who else is going to provide us with family meeting storys like that!

and fuck ET! sounds like you toked from the wrong J

Yeah, I think to this day that those two j's were laced with something, I have never been that high in my life.
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« Reply #27 on: Nov 29, 2005, 01:35 PM »
Quote from: Shit machine gun on Nov 29, 2005, 07:34 AM
Ah good ole OD, glad you didn't stay away from the org.

I second that!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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« Reply #28 on: Nov 29, 2005, 03:24 PM »
Picture this.....

16 years old, Our team wins Alberta YBC (bowling) championship.

We fly to the 'Peg for the championships on live CBC. Our team ties for third an we have to have a one game roll off against BC. My turn.....halfway into the game, 300 people in the lanes and countless millions watching on CBC (well maybe a few hundred). I grab my ball (ha ha), and approach the markers. Off I go.....RIPPPPPPPPP...........My pants rip right up my ass. My team, as helpfull as they are, are rolling on the floor laughing. The next 2 balls I kinda just chuck away and then I grab my dad and go to the can to switch pants with him. So the team is all wearing matching blue on blue shirts n pants, and I am wearing brown pants for the rest of the day. Parade down the streets of the 'peg. Dinner and dance and I look like a knob. The good thing about all this is. is that it was a bowling tournament. Everyone was geeks n nerds, lol. 
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« Reply #29 on: Nov 29, 2005, 03:37 PM »
Hey at least you got a trip out of it Cap'n. 

Did you win?
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« Reply #30 on: Nov 29, 2005, 03:43 PM »
Quote from: Shit machine gun on Nov 29, 2005, 03:37 PM

ya no we lost,but we had fun,andlooking back, its a fun story to tell.
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« Reply #31 on: Nov 29, 2005, 04:28 PM »
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« Reply #32 on: Nov 30, 2005, 02:09 AM »
my farts have always reeked cause my mum used to force us to eat brussel sprouts all the time and once in class i let one rip and there was a mad scramble to the windows by the rest of the class and when i looked around i was the only one still in my seat,the fart was silent too,i was sent into the corridor while they aired the room,i was only a little embarrassed tho
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« Reply #33 on: Dec 01, 2005, 06:48 AM »
haha,, yah I was a teenager when I started becoming lactose intollerant! I'd sit in class fart and try to hold it in until I would sweat and groan then run screaming and crying to the bathroom! Needless to say no one was stupid enough to go in the bathroom after I finished. By the way I drink milk moderately now!
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« Reply #34 on: Dec 01, 2005, 07:05 AM »
lol one thing you never want to smell is a burp from someone with a stomache ulcer...daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaam

i only drink powdered skim milk now....its way cheaper to blend up than buying it ready made
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« Reply #35 on: Dec 02, 2005, 07:46 AM »
a good burp after garlic is always good lmao
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« Reply #36 on: Dec 02, 2005, 07:18 PM »
well it seems like when ever something embarrasing happened i was in the middle of it..I was in grade 9 science lab. My friend sitting next to me had a thin plastic ruler infront of her...i decided to start to chew on it..about 5 minutes into the chewing I had notice the class get very quiet..when I looked up the teacher was stood over me staring at me...he says" what are you doing?" I said "nothin"..then he drops the bomb and says"do you realize that your chewing on my ruler? the one that I use for measuring intestines of the rats and frogs" I was never more embarrassed in my life..The rest of grade 9 I was called intestine breath. Thats just one, I have many more, but i would be here all day.
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« Reply #37 on: Dec 03, 2005, 02:48 PM »
I had a very close call last night. I was all ready to head to work at the factory (so I wear pretty grubby clothes); about 15 minutes before I was going to leave, I had to scratch my bottom. Well I noticed that there was a hole in the bum of my pants, so I did a little investigating & found that it was actually a tear 4" long! These are pants that I wear to work all the time so I really don't know if the tear happened the last time they were washed or if it has existed for some time & the guys I work with have been getting a sneak peek at my bootie. (I'm fairly sure that I would have noticed a hole in the pants at work, but you never know) Needless to say I changed my pants before heading off to work.
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« Reply #38 on: Dec 03, 2005, 07:12 PM »
Quote from: budgirl33 on Dec 02, 2005, 07:18 PM
well it seems like when ever something embarrasing happened i was in the middle of it..I was in grade 9 science lab. My friend sitting next to me had a thin plastic ruler infront of her...i decided to start to chew on it..about 5 minutes into the chewing I had notice the class get very quiet..when I looked up the teacher was stood over me staring at me...he says" what are you doing?" I said "nothin"..then he drops the bomb and says"do you realize that your chewing on my ruler? the one that I use for measuring intestines of the rats and frogs" I was never more embarrassed in my life..The rest of grade 9 I was called intestine breath. Thats just one, I have many more, but i would be here all day.

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« Reply #39 on: Mar 26, 2010, 12:34 PM »
Some really good stories here. Start from the beginning of the thread. :lol:
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« Reply #40 on: Mar 26, 2010, 01:26 PM »
Man, you people are so embarrassing.  :lol:

My recent embarrassing moment involved doing an audition for a radio ad in a recording studio booth. I finished my audition, and tried to leave the booth... but the lighting in the booth was so dark I couldn't find the door handle anywhere. And you know what it's like when you're trying to make a good impression and look professional...

I was in there for some time. A long time. I felt like such a twat.
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« Reply #41 on: Mar 26, 2010, 02:40 PM »
Puts me in mind of Joe Walsh's line...

I go to parties sometimes until four,
it's hard to leave when you can't find the door
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« Reply #42 on: Mar 26, 2010, 03:22 PM »
Quote from: shake on Mar 26, 2010, 02:40 PM
Puts me in mind of Joe Walsh's line...

I go to parties sometimes until four,
it's hard to leave when you can't find the door

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« Reply #43 on: Mar 27, 2010, 02:58 PM »
Oh my! I so enjoyed reading those and seeing that I'm not the only one that does goofy shit.
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