Topic: Embarrassing Moment(s)

[Inflatable Elvis]

What are some of your embarrassing moment(s)...


One of mine are


I was in class (grade 4 or 5) one day *there was like 32 kids in my class. And i was bored so i went up to the front of the class and picked up a glue stick and a pair of scissors and started to pretend I was doing magic tricks.. at this point i tottaly tuned out that I was in a class, a few moments later i relized what i was doing so i looked up slowly and everyone was stairing at me, my face went beet red..

[TheSamsquantch]

(Seriously, not trying to brag, this is part of the story) I have always been quite muscular, and have very large, well defined legs.
One day in grade 6, the top back of my calf was really itchy and I thought maybe something was biting me.
I pulled the leg of my jeans up and the end was very tight over my calf. I pulled the leg up more & more until I got it up over the calf muscle and found just a red spot.  
The embarrassing part: I could not get the leg of my jeans back down over the calf and it was stuck around my knee! LOL I was turning red and everyone was looking and laughing.  
I finally ended up having to ask to go to the bathroom and I had to take my pants off and tug it off over my leg.

LOL

[petermog]

Hope this doesn't end up getting the thread moved to off-colour.  I would rather I got told to delete it than to spoil a thread for everyone, but I don't think this is bad enough so here goes.

I was dating a christian girl 20 years ago who didn't believe in sex before marriage.  We would do the heavy petting bit but wouldn't go all the way cos of her beliefs.

 One day I was stopping at her house in Southampton UK and we had got intimate in the lounge of her house, but as her parents were about, we couldn't go too far like getting naked etc.  I got all hot and built up a 'head of steam' so I needed to go and 'finish myself off' in the toilet. (a la JRoc)

Whilst on my knees (to aid pointing it down the pan), I forgot to lock the door and HER DAD WALKED IN and quickly turned tail and walked out again!  

What a show up!

[TheSamsquantch]

ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

Did I mention HAHAHAHAHAHAHhHAHAHhahahahahAHHAHAHAHAHA

And also HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


BTW, my dad is from Itchen Stoke in Southampton.

[Ole Dirty]

There are so many, but I will share one that's kinda Terry & Dennis like.
I was a Residence Assistance in college, one night I was out on a huge drunk, and I had WAAAYYYY tooo much to drink. The thing about being an RA is if there is any trouble on my floor, people ususally came to me first....I was in the sack with some bar skank, when someone knocked on my door cause they found a freshman passed out on the floor in the bathroom...So I threw on my bath robe to stagger out and find out what was going on...Only I failed to fully tie up my bathrobe, and I was walking around the halls with my junk hanging out, in front of half the residents. Luckily, most of the other residents were drunk that night too,  the clean and Sober RA told me to put my wang back in my robe, and go back to my room and he would take care of it.... I got called Archie Bunker, (for walking around in a dirty robe with my stuff out, and my personal favorite was "Wang Chung". Those were the names I was called for about a couple weeks or so.

[JulianRocks]

Great stories petermog and OD!!     OD.... I can totally picture that happening to you.....LOL! Like the new avatar OD.... but Ihave to warn you.... you better get out of my shower before hubby wakes up!  

I have an embarrassing story about one of my best friends. I felt so bad for her!! We were in high school and the bell had rang to change classes. Well as you know, the whole school is going through the halls. Anyhoo, my friend Heather is walking through the hall and we pass each other..... I see ppl pointing, some laughing or a whistle. She has no clue but I turn around and here is her skirt hooked on the back of her bookbag....her panties totally exposed!! I ran across the hall and pulled her skirt down. Talk about embarrASSing!  

[Tipsy McStagger]

hey you two peeps that mentioned southhampton.  I'm visiting there in october...my gf's sister met a guy on aim and married him !

now for embarrassing moment...

Can't think of any right now...ill edit this later )

[Ole Dirty]

Hey JR,
   I bet that was embarrassing for her....But also sexy...OH YEAH!!!! By the way, that pic for my Avatar was taken at around 4:30am Thursday morning, we pulled an all nighter at work, making a float for the Gold Cup parade here, and one of our bosses showed up with a Two-Four...Sweet or what?

While I'm here, I'll tell you all another embarrassing story. Happened the same year as the "Wang Chung Incident" I was walking across the back yard of my college, the Dorms was actually attached to the college. One of my friends yelled out to me from his window, so I decided to Moon him. As just pulled my pants up from baring my "ASSets" I looked to my left and realized not only did I moon my buddy Dave, but the entire Travel Tourism class was in classes that day....So the view these 47 girls and 3 guys got out the window behind their lecturing teacher was a "Respectable" Resident ASSistant bearing his man-booty to the world....I was talking to a couple girls in the class later, they said it broke up boring lecture they were in the middle of that day...

[Tank]

I have no shame really, so i'm REAL hard to embarass, but there's been a few times anyways.

When i was 16 i was "going down" on a chick in my room, and she was butt naked. Just as she was about to get 'there' my mother opened the door!!

Worst part was the chick had to sit in my moms car alone, with my mom for the whole ride back to her place!!!

Another time, i had done my hardest to pic up this chick that was WAY out of my league, totally totally smokin' none of my friends could beleive that i actually took her home form the bar.
As soon as she started going down i knew i was gonna score with this foxy creature, i was in heaven!!
then it happened, I FARTTED!!! And it was a world class stench too!

Needless to say, all the smooth talking in the world didn't stop her from leaving, and telling her friends, and a couple of my friends, what had happened.


Tank

[southernjen]

wow..it's like inflatable elvis read my mind! my embarrassing moment happened yesterday at work.  I work at a camp and conference center and during the fall and spring we have people use the camp for retreats, etc.  During lunch I had gone down to the dining hall to meet with the director and eat lunch.  One the participants of the retreat asked if we could get some more ice and i hopped up to go get it.  I went back into the kitchen to get the key to the ice machine and apparently there was some water on the floor cause the second i stepped out onto the linoleum...WOOOSH. i was down and out for the count.  it would've been okay if it had only been my co-workers, but NO. the retreat being held was for 125 incoming college freshman at the college in the nearby town. I normally don't get all that embarrassed by falling...but I hate it when people make a big deal out of it and crowd around you to check on you.  and they made a big deal.  i had all these people in my face asking if I was okay, if i needed any help, yada-yada-yada.  

this incident led to the conversation with my co-workers (most i've known for several years) about all the times i've fallen down and their favorite stories...(i think i must've been channeling the spirit of ricky all these years and didn't even know it!) but those are stories for another day..

[Dirty Dancin]

Embarrassing moments? What can I say; have you got a spare couple of days? Though, after reading some of your stories (especially Tank and petermog) maybe nothing really embarrassing has ever happened to me. OD, I would have included you with Tank and petermog but I know you secretly love it when your junk is hangin' out.  

Every day holds the potential for great embarrassment when you suffer from social anxiety disorder. Zoloft can help. Ask your doctor. *sigh*

My most embarrassing moment has yet to occur. I picture something like this...One day, when/if I meet the cast of TPB, I will scream out..."I love you...I'm your biggest fan"...then giggle like a psycho school girl.  

I'll edit later and post what I can consider to be my most embarrassing moment for real. I'm not awake enough right now.  

Edit:  's DavidB_Bubbles. Don't rush me! BTW, your story was great!

Awesome story, tan!   Everyone has such funny stories. Not me! Well, I can laugh about it now...I guess.  

I worked as a cashier in a grocery store the summer after graduating high school or grade 12, whichever you prefer. I was working the late shift, it'd been a busy day and honestly, I just wasn't paying a lot of attention so when this chick came through my line with a 12 pack of beer and a few other items, I didn't think anything of it. She looked at least 25 and she had some old dude with her so I proceeded with the transaction without asking for ID. The second my register closed and I handed her the receipt, there was a video camera in my face and the old dude had whipped out a badge and was firing questions at me ala COPS style. Long story short, I was the "victim" of a sting operation. I was horrified and still young and stupid enough that when the boss told me to go to the restroom and collect myself and then come back and finish up my shift...I did. Luckily, my cousin just happened to be in the store buying groceries, witnessed the whole thing and called my parents. Ah, my Mom is such a bad-ass. She and my Dad showed up in like 5 minutes, told everybody including the cops and my boss to go fuck themselves and rescued me. The real kicker...to keep the selling beer to a minor offense off my record, I had to attend a class at the local jail with all the convenience store clerks, liquor store cashiers, etc. that had been "caught on tape" that night. We all got a 4 hour lecture on how not to sell beer to a minor and had to watch everyone's transactions.   The real kick in the ass...I was the only person in the class that lost my job. Everyone else just got a slap on the wrist and returned to work. Fuck you, Winn Dixie!!!!!  

Well, there you have it...no junk hangin' out, no embarassing bodily functions, no condoms, no panties, no strippers, no Something About Mary moments...just good, old fashioned small town humiliation. *sigh*  

[Ole Dirty]

OD, I would have included you with Tank and petermog but I know you secretly love it when your junk is hangin' out.  

YOU.....CAN...READ......MINDS.......

[tan]

i really don't embarasse all that easy but this one time i did get embarassed and felt super awkward
     i was at my god daughters baptism on a sunday i pit stopped at the church on the way home from a weekend of partying....well the guy that is god father is a total goof...threw the ceremony he kept teasing me that since we were godparents we could make a god child...i tried my hardest not to laugh at his comments...
     at the end of the ceremony we all went up with the priest to take pictures and the godfather noticed i was chewing gum and asked for a peice...when i reached in my pocket i honestly thought it was my pack of gum i was pulling out ...only it wasn't...i handed him a condom in front of the whole church and the priest.....his only reply was.."i was only kidding about the god child" i stood speachless

tan

[Canuckguy]

hahahaha tan    funny stuff

[Tank]

hahahaha, thats great, lol. i needed a good laugh too, thanks!


Tank

[DavidB_Bubbles]

Thanks Tan that was funny    needed that one.

Most embarrassing moment....hmmmm really hard to think of one. But back in 1989 when I was in the Navy. About 13 of us got to spend three weeks of fun in the sun in Hawaii. About 6-8 of us guys went to many of the local strip clubs located in Waikiki for some scenery    Well it did not take long until we were getting drunk as fuck and really going through alot of our hard earned pay. Then a totally HOT statuesque brunette started to perform her art   Well I guess she could tell that I was totally lets say amazed at her performance and her many assets. She came over, took my glasses off and put them in her panties and proceeded to dance around some more. My buddies were all on the floor with laughter and I just sat there with a perma-smile on my face. A little to drunk to be embarassed. But yes I did get my glasses back. It was a great three weeks in Hawaii as well. Something I will never forget in the summer of 89

Now  's Dirty Dancin' waiting for her to edit her story about her most embarassing moment  

[melba the disco queen]

My life is pretty much a string of embarrassing moments, so not many stand out as particularly embarrassing. However, there are a couple of incidents that I can think of that happened within the last 6 months.
I work at a steel factory in the department where the steel is formed into tubes then put into bins then shipped to customers. I have to wear steel-toed boots, so sometimes kicking things is fun. Anyway, one day I happened to notice that there was a tube sticking out of a bin, so I decided to give it a kick to put it back where it belonged. So I gave it a couple of kicks, the final kick wedged my boot into the tube! At the time this occurred nobody was around, so I figured I had a couple of moments to struggle & try to free myself, but it was awkward trying to do this with only one free foot. Finally, I decided to undo my boot & pull it out; half way through undoing my boot, a ton of people started to come around.  Anyway, I got my boot out of the tube & learned that nobody had ever got their foot caught in a tube before.
I can see the humour more in this next incident. After my car accident, I pretty much took over my Mum's car, an older Plymouth Sundance. So, one day I thought I'd do something nice for her & get her car washed. I went through the car wash & thought "Gee what a nice daughter I am!" It was not until I was about to turn out of the car wash onto the busy street that the attendant ran over to the car & told me the back bumper had fallen off!! I got out & sure enough there it was, just barely hanging on. The guy picked it up for me & helped me put it in the trunk (luckily her back seats fold down so it actually fit). When I got home I called Mum, I was super upset, but she only laughed! I started to yell at her because she wasn't angry/upset enough about the incident like I was. Now, when I think of it, I laugh too.

Now to recount the embarrassing moment of a good friend of mine. In high school, my group of friends used to eat lunch in the cafeteria. My friend used to sit at the head of the table facing the entrance to the caf. All of a sudden I looked up from my lunch & noticed her button-up shirt was wide open & her bra completely exposed! I let her know & she promptly buttoned up, however we have no idea how long she sat there facing everybody coming into the caf like that.

[shake]

Now to recount the embarrassing moment of a good friend of mine. In high school, my group of friends used to eat lunch in the cafeteria. My friend used to sit at the head of the table facing the entrance to the caf. All of a sudden I looked up from my lunch & noticed her button-up shirt was wide open & her bra completely exposed! I let her know & she promptly buttoned up, however we have no idea how long she sat there facing everybody coming into the caf like that.

Cool, I guess after that she became more popular with the boys?

[misfit_ramone_TylerCat]

haha okie i dont really find this embarassing i actually think its awesome but it counts as embarassiing

In grade 1 we did a school play. all the parents watched the play. one part was penguins. i was a penguin. we did a penguin dance and as i was dressed like a penguin walking like one singing i turned and i realized my throat went soar. as we apporached the tip of the stage where the parents where in thefirst row i puked over the front row and on the stage and right after i did i just kept doing the dance lol it was fucken hiliarious

[shake]

In grade 1 we did a school play. all the parents watched the play. one part was penguins. i was a penguin. we did a penguin dance and as i was dressed like a penguin walking like one singing i turned and i realized my throat went soar. as we apporached the tip of the stage where the parents where in thefirst row i puked over the front row and on the stage and right after i did i just kept doing the dance lol it was fucken hiliarious

Ha ha, after that were you known as the puking penguin?

[misfit_ramone_TylerCat]

lol i think i waas known to the parents that fucking little shithead penguin kid or something iunno lol it was a while ago but i kno they werent very freindly afterwards

[Djet3k]

Felth like reviving this classic topic..

Soo many too choose from from the falls i made infrot on the whole school to the first day i had my driverslicence , stole my parents car and ran it into a volvo on a parking!

The last one i can remember was at the supermarket. i paid at the register and walked out. But i happen to check out a chick while i was leaving.I Smilled , she smilled back and i hit my side of my face smack into a glass window/door that was supposed to open automaticly!. I was thinking that i broke my nose for a moment Yup i was out of there pretty quick

[EvilTwin]

I don't really remember this, but my buddy in high school had a great time telling everybody about it

Spring 1988, my buddy Rob and I went to see Deep Purple and Bad Company in Cincinnati, Ohio at US Bank Arena.   It was the "House of Blue Light " tour. We sat through Bad Co.'s set and waited for Deep Purple to play. About an hour into Deep Purple's set the "stranger" sitting next to me tapped me on the knee while cupping a funny looking cigarette . I hit the joint passed it to Rob and passed it back to dude sitting next to me. We smoked 2 joints and thats when things start to get hazy for me. To this day I can't tell you if it was the light show or I was hallucinating. Rob had been drinking beer, I had not, and he said "Come on man I gotta go piss" I stood up and we walked to the bathroom, a truly disgusting place at the time. We were standing in line to wait for a urinal and Rob said I was kind of swaying back and forth and I looked up at the ceiling and when I looked back down my eyes were rolled back in my head and I fell to my knees on the bathroom floor. Which was covered in a quarter inch of "liquid" Rob grabbed me under the arms and hauled me to my feet and said "You ok, man?" Obviously I was not ok.But said "sure man, I'm fine" We walked out of the bathroom and I was weaving back and forth, according to Rob, and I walked straight into a concrete pillar, breaking my glasses and busting my lip at the same. Pain will sober you up real quick! Everybody was looking at me and laughing
  As I said I don't really remember much of that night. When we started to walk to our hotel in Newport, KY, it was Robs turn to fuck up! He tried to throw money into the Ohio River(don't know why) and passed out in the elevator and I had to  drag him to our room, where he promptly threw up all over the bed Thats about all I can remember from that night Except that driving home the next day with one lense missing from my glasses was a scary ride for both driver and passenger.

[Ole Dirty]

All my moments involve me being naked, semi-naked, or doing something I shouldn't be doing in front of a crowd. My ex and I used to live together in this shitty apartment. I got out of classes early one day and decided to come home and cook some supper. As most of you already know from older posts, I am not into the whole "wearing clothes" thing while I am home. Anyhoo, I know this would of broken some health codes in most restaurants, but here I was, standing bare-assed, drinking a Corona, cooking up some ground beef to put in my spaghetti. Had the tunes cranked as well....When I turned around and saw my ex's aunt walking in the door, she had not seen me yet, and I had nowhere to run....(very small apartment) She looked up to see me holding a beer, bareassed, with loud metal playing, cooking ground beef....She just said "OH MY....." turned around and walked out. I couldn't get to the bedroom right away, because I would of had to pass by the entrance. Her aunt didn't say anything, she just turned around and walked out, not telling anyone else why she was walking out, so...there was a parade of my ex's mother, step father,her little brother, and two cousins coming in to see me naked in the kitchen drinking, with no where to run....finally my ex was the last to walk in...and looked at me and just said in this dissapproving tone.... "Jason.....What are you doing...." Her step father was the only one who found humour in the whole situation, and said "I hope you weren't planning on adding sausage to that spaghetti Me and him both cracked up laughing, and the rest of the family just sat there....in an awkward silence.

[Shit machine gun]

Ah good ole OD, glad you didn't stay away from the org.