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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #75 on: Dec 20, 2005, 09:57 AM »
"Groundhog Day", that was pretty bad and "The Grudge" was really disappointing.

Wow, I loved groundhog day.
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #76 on: Dec 20, 2005, 11:15 AM »
"Groundhog Day", that was pretty bad and "The Grudge" was really disappointing.

Wow, I loved groundhog day.

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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #77 on: Dec 20, 2005, 04:43 PM »
Stealth  :(

I had to sit through this bomb back in the US, good thing I was getting paid to watch it.  8)  :lol:

I saw a flash of Jessica Biel in a bikini...I went with the assumption that was probably the only good part in that entire movie.

Yes OD, you are right, that was the highlight of the movie :lol:

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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #78 on: Dec 21, 2005, 08:07 PM »
one movie i can't beleive i totally sat through and wondered how i could wasste almost 2 hours when i could of been playing games was the machinest.....man that one sucked big time

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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #79 on: Dec 21, 2005, 08:21 PM »
crap i just remembered a movie i would of watched maybe 8 years ago, my daughter was just born...and from my understanding back then not long after it was released in video stores united states had banned it....it was called bastard out of carolina....was the worst horific, graphic and disturbing movie i ever seen in my llife....visions of that movie still haunt me to this day.....

      has anyone ever heard of it or seen it??? if not i advise you don't go looking for it...its horrible, and i don't mean bad acting ,,,its a very disturbing story line
....now i am just curious to know if anyone had seen that when it was out.....i am pretty sure canada ended banning it too...that is how bad it was
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #80 on: Dec 21, 2005, 08:39 PM »
The Village was the worse movie i think. I kept waiting for something to happen...but nothing did. It was a waste of 1.99  :lol: 2.30 with tax. :lol:

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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #81 on: Dec 22, 2005, 12:08 AM »
The Village was the worse movie i think. I kept waiting for something to happen...but nothing did. It was a waste of 1.99  :lol: 2.30 with tax. :lol:

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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #82 on: Dec 22, 2005, 01:50 AM »
one movie i can't beleive i totally sat through and wondered how i could wasste almost 2 hours when i could of been playing games was the machinest.....man that one sucked big time

tan

what than????? that movie had a great insomniac atmosphere! and quiete the welfound plot twist.. thank god this catogory is personal

havent seen bastards from colorado
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #83 on: Dec 22, 2005, 02:20 AM »
Loathed Bridget Jones's Diary, watched it twice, once baked and once straight - it made my skin crawl both times.
I really love the wacked little Renée Zellweger comedy, Nurse Betty, though.


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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #84 on: Feb 19, 2006, 02:53 PM »
Super Mario Bros. was on Family Channel earlier today. What a terrible movie! They set themselves up for a sequel but who were they kidding.

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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #85 on: Feb 19, 2006, 03:31 PM »
One of the Worst Movies of all time has to be The Conqueror starting John Wayne as the Mongol Warrior Genghis Khan  :roll: The Duke not only brings his trademark western drawl to this part but he sports a real cheesy fu man chu mustache as well  :lol: Complete with epic scenery and music you are not sure if this is an early attempt at "Airplane" style humor with John playing a simular roll as Leslie Neilson did in that movie. Oh yes Susan Hayward with Red Hair is a must see. Didn't know they had women like that in Mongolia.


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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #86 on: Feb 19, 2006, 06:50 PM »
worst movie i ever saw was the crow 2 fell asleep half way through it i was that bored & that never happens whenever i've payed money to see a movie. suppose it was never gonna be as good as the 1st one especially with no brandon lee

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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #87 on: Feb 19, 2006, 07:09 PM »
anything with Lorenzo Lamas in it...
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #88 on: Feb 20, 2006, 10:59 AM »
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #89 on: Feb 20, 2006, 11:12 AM »
Worst movie I ever saw was a flick called Taboo (not the porno). The box displayed itself as a suspensefull soft core porn.....wow.....80 minutes of my life I will never get back.


~~~EDIT~~~~lol....I posted this 2 pages ago....shit.....Glad to see my choice hasn't changed.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0288243/

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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #90 on: Feb 20, 2006, 10:08 PM »
Worst movie I ever saw was a flick called Taboo (not the porno). The box displayed itself as a suspensefull soft core porn.....wow.....80 minutes of my life I will never get back.


~~~EDIT~~~~lol....I posted this 2 pages ago....shit.....Glad to see my choice hasn't changed.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0288243/

But it has Finch in it!!!! That Finch-Fucker!!!!
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #91 on: Feb 21, 2006, 03:56 AM »
Worst movie I ever saw was a flick called Taboo (not the porno). The box displayed itself as a suspensefull soft core porn.....wow.....80 minutes of my life I will never get back.


~~~EDIT~~~~lol....I posted this 2 pages ago....shit.....Glad to see my choice hasn't changed.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0288243/

But it has Finch in it!!!! That Finch-Fucker!!!!

I noticed that the second time i posted it....damn right Shitbrick!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #92 on: Feb 21, 2006, 09:14 PM »
Worst movie I've EVER seen... I saw it when I was 10 years old and thought it was a masterpiece of celluloid and the epitome of great acting... saw it again as an adult and realized just how fuckin DUMB you are when you're 10.

Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park - bar none... worst movie EVER.

I almost walked out of Dreamcatcher that fuckin dumb Stephen King movie... started great but quickly turned into a shit storm.


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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #93 on: Feb 22, 2006, 11:36 AM »
Ya, the Village did suck, and "The People Under the Stairs" was whacked! Anyone remember that one?
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #94 on: Feb 22, 2006, 01:47 PM »
"The People Under the Stairs" was whacked! Anyone remember that one?


Yeah I remember watching that movie a long time ago..and yeah it was a bit fucked. 
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #95 on: Feb 25, 2006, 09:09 PM »
"The People Under the Stairs" was whacked! Anyone remember that one?

Kickass hiphop duo tho...
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #96 on: Feb 26, 2006, 04:05 PM »
The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Saw it once, hated it. Friends tell me "you have to see it more than once". Hated at least as much the second time. Sweet transvestite - what the fuck is that!?!?
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #97 on: Feb 26, 2006, 04:53 PM »
I gotta agree with you four eyes... I tried to watch that movie when they first released it on VHS in the early '90s... couldn't get into it at all.. was totally homophobic at the time and couldn't get past the "sweet transvestite" at all... every few years I'd rent it again... hoping that I'd catch on and it'd all make sense.  Never happened.  I've seen parts of the show a half dozen times but still have yet to be able to sit throught the whole thing... Now that I'm far from homophobic, I tried watching it again last weekend and again... lost interest half way through the movie... I guess I'll never "get it"... of course "the musical" is something I can't stand anyway...

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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #98 on: Feb 26, 2006, 06:59 PM »
You really have to see it in a theatre that encourages full audience participation to fully enjoy that movie. My parents took my sister and I to it back in 1980 , when I was 11......( loved it , and bought the LP )
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #99 on: Feb 28, 2006, 03:21 PM »
I agree with BB, I hated 'Bridget Jones Diary'   I hated it so much, I never even read the book which I bought just before the movie was released.

How about 'Pretty Woman'?  I'm sure some of the other ladies on the site will disagree. I like a good romantic comedy, but that movie was shit from opening scene to the end.  IMHO.
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