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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #100 on: Feb 28, 2006, 09:45 PM »
The worst movie I've ever come across was by far Mr. and Mrs. Smith, the pitt-jolie version. I didnt even get to halfway through and wanted to pull out my hair...had to stop it and take it back right away.  It was horrible...induced a migraine. 

Then I watched true lies and felt much better.
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #101 on: Mar 17, 2006, 07:12 AM »
WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM-worst hunter thompson rip off EVER!!!
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« Reply #102 on: Mar 17, 2006, 07:36 AM »
WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM-worst hunter thompson rip off EVER!!!

I havent seen it but its not a rip off to start with. it was made before fear and loathing and based on the same book. This is what i found in the trivia section on imdb.

To get into character, 'Bill Murray' spent time with Thompson, drinking and shooting and generally having a great time at Thompson's Colorado ranch. After filming ended, Bill Murray continued to act "Gonzo" through the beginning of the next season of Saturday Night Live, to the consternation/annoyance of cast and crew members.

Im sure it isnt as good as fear and loathing in las vegas, but still am curious to see it.
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #103 on: Mar 17, 2006, 10:47 AM »
What about Moulin Rouge, it may have actually been a good movie, unfortunately I could not even watch 15 minutes of it!  I think the rough English translation is Shit Mill, what an awful movie!

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« Reply #104 on: Mar 17, 2006, 07:55 PM »
I tried watching the English Patient twice now and I can't cause it's too damn boring...same with Traffic..that movie licks.
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« Reply #105 on: Mar 17, 2006, 08:38 PM »
I'm with you on Moulin Rouge. I tried to force myself to watch just in case something that actually made sense happened....all I could manage was about 15 minutes and I had to call "uncle" and shut it off. 
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« Reply #106 on: Mar 17, 2006, 09:58 PM »
The worst movie I've ever come across was by far Mr. and Mrs. Smith, the pitt-jolie version. I didnt even get to halfway through and wanted to pull out my hair...had to stop it and take it back right away.  It was horrible...induced a migraine. 



Man...that movie really really did suck eh? We rented it the other night.....I want my $3.99 back.

It was so bad and we were so bored we started counting how many times Jolie did the 'gaze-over-the-shoulder-come-fuck-me' pose. I lost count and then fell asleep..


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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #107 on: Mar 18, 2006, 05:51 AM »
I have to name a few:

Beaches
Footloose
Most things by David Lynch shit me to tears
Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS
The Austin Powers Sequels

This list could go on.  :roll:  :)
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #108 on: Mar 19, 2006, 02:10 AM »
I loves me some bad movies, and it's tough to pick one so here's my fab five:

Rhinestone (A Stallone/Parton joint)
The Postman (Ahhh, KCos...)
The Hard Way (Woods & Fox hitting rock bottom too many times to count)
Teen Wolf, Too (Just excruciating to sit through)
The Skulls (just implausible from start to finish)

I didn't count any movies that have been MSTied or anything low-budget...

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« Reply #109 on: Mar 19, 2006, 02:24 AM »
I loves me some bad movies, and it's tough to pick one so here's my fab five:

Rhinestone (A Stallone/Parton joint)
The Postman (Ahhh, KCos...)
The Hard Way (Woods & Fox hitting rock bottom too many times to count)
Teen Wolf, Too (Just excruciating to sit through)
The Skulls (just implausible from start to finish)

I didn't count any movies that have been MSTied or anything low-budget...


That is an awesome list... made me chortle quite heartily.. thanks  :lol:
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #110 on: Mar 19, 2006, 02:36 AM »
Okay I like all sorts of films, but my least favourite broad category has to be action/adventure shite ala  Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steven Seagal, Sylvester Stallone and Jean Claude Van Damme, et. al.

"Bad" films are great - love all of Ed Wood Jr.'s deranged outings, ditto John Waters and John Sayles.

Hated almost every film Stanley Kubrick made, especially Eyes Wide Shut and Barry Lyndon. The Shining was the only thing he made I liked.

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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #111 on: Mar 19, 2006, 02:48 AM »
The worst movie I've ever come across was by far Mr. and Mrs. Smith, the pitt-jolie version. I didnt even get to halfway through and wanted to pull out my hair...had to stop it and take it back right away.  It was horrible...induced a migraine. 



Man...that movie really really did suck eh? We rented it the other night.....I want my $3.99 back.

It was so bad and we were so bored we started counting how many times Jolie did the 'gaze-over-the-shoulder-come-fuck-me' pose. I lost count and then fell asleep..



Umm, not to sound like a hater, but every single one of these movies listed had warnings all over them that  they were always goin to be shit house lol.  If it has the majority of hollywood actors in it, it's from hollywood, or it's a duo movie, in general it's gonna suck much ass.

And yeah, ozzies such as Baz Lurman (moulin Rouge et al (sp?)) are apart of that list, hollywood ideals in general, tho i did dig romeo and juliet and some others of his...
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #112 on: Feb 28, 2007, 10:58 PM »
I figured that I would bump this thread. Since I found a movie trailer to a movie I mentioned earlier. I'm talking about Redneck Zombies of course. A bunch of rednecks drink radioactive moonshine and proceed to eat the local populace. One of those so bad it's good movies ok it's not really that good but... I will let you watch the video so you can see for yourself.

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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #113 on: Mar 01, 2007, 04:36 AM »
We rented Beer League with Artie Lange in it.  Horrible.  Worst movie I have ever seen.  It was painful to watch.
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #114 on: Mar 01, 2007, 07:42 PM »
Hitch Hikers' Guide to the Galaxay - I suppose it wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't a fan of the books and the original TV series... I just wanted to scream "Noooo! WRONG!!!" through the whole thing.

And anything with Tom Cruise in.

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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #115 on: Mar 01, 2007, 08:00 PM »
"EmployeeOfTheMonth". PAAAAINFUL!
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #116 on: Mar 01, 2007, 08:41 PM »
Worst movie ever made imo would have to be "Sgt Pepper" , you have no idea how much this fucking movie sucked. Now its probably considered a classic !
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #117 on: Mar 01, 2007, 09:00 PM »
With the Bee Gees as The Beatles... Man you're on to something there.. that was fucking putrid.
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #118 on: Mar 01, 2007, 09:18 PM »
And anything with Tom Cruise in.

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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #119 on: Mar 01, 2007, 09:39 PM »
The Def Leppard bio pic "Hysteria" is brutal as well...

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« Reply #120 on: Mar 02, 2007, 01:44 PM »
We rented Beer League with Artie Lange in it.  Horrible.  Worst movie I have ever seen.  It was painful to watch.

i was truly disappointed too , there used to be a time that i thought artie wast the funniest part on the howard stern show, now he clearly doesn't give a fuck anymore about his career, again, and really seems to be uninterested & bored on the show compared to how funny he used to be on it. His movie is just another proof of that he couldnt care less as long as he can pay his next fix. Time for Artie to leave the heroin habit again and get back into rehab!
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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #121 on: Mar 05, 2007, 12:40 PM »
Talented Mr. Ripley

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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #122 on: Mar 05, 2007, 01:06 PM »
What about Monster's Ball?  My movie watching differs from everyone normal in that we buy DVDs constantly, but we have to watch them in order.  So, we have movies from two years ago that we still haven't watched.  I tried to make it through Monster's Ball.  I suppose I thought it would be much more like Slingblade -- a little sad, but with a tard to lighten it up.  I was so fucking depressed when it was over.  So depressed.  What a terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible movie.  Those sex scenes reminded me of really bad porn.  I wonder if she's proud of that.  "Come on, make me feel good."  JEEZ.

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Re: Worst Movie
« Reply #123 on: May 07, 2007, 09:45 PM »
"Little Nicky." It's like every single horrible Adam Sandler movie smashed together and then given a dose of shrooms.
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« Reply #124 on: May 07, 2007, 10:35 PM »
Independence Day and anything with Tom Cruise. :6paper: