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« on: May 11, 2005, 08:56 PM »
What is your least favorite movie you have seen. Maybe you just watched it this evening, or years ago.

AVP (Aliens Versus Predator) The movie was the worst comic book remake (Worse then the origional Punisher) and Alien sequel. It is a shame cause it had so much oppertunity, but instead it just plowed through the story.

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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2005, 09:52 PM »
Home Alone

Every single one of them sucks.

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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2005, 09:55 PM »
Pat! the movie.

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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2005, 10:01 PM »
These I was forced to watch with my niece:

Crossroads and Glitter

painful beyond belief.

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« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2005, 01:42 AM »
Mullholland Drive...or something like that........Oh ya, and OPEN WATER

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« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2005, 01:44 AM »
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These I was forced to watch with my niece:

Crossroads and Glitter

painful beyond belief.


Crossroads......are you cereal?   That was an awesome movie!! You gotta be a guitar fan to love that.
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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2005, 01:50 AM »
Romanceing the Bone . First porno I ever watched . Nothing like the orriginal ... no adventureing ,just sex. Plus the colour TV was broken so we had to watch it on an old Black and white. :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2005, 01:55 AM »
"THE WORLD"
Starring Zhao Tao, Chen Taisheng. Written and directed by Jia Zhangke.

this movie got a lot of 5 star reviews - but i saw it and could barely stay awake - i love asian culture and cinema - but please save your scrilla - this is one boring, empty, soul-less piece of shit - not much happens at a park outside Bejing - "The world" park has large/small replicas of New York City, Paris, Tokyo , et. al. - and we follow the various dull and vapid activities of the security guards and female entertainers - sounds like it could be interesting - but it truly ain't.

zero stars from me. avoid it!

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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2005, 02:05 AM »
The Glass Menagerie

Try and sit through Katherine Hepburn's lines in the movie with that god awful
stop and start voice of hers with her bobbly head goin like a hula hoop on a dashboard.. Gave me a headache !
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« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2005, 02:19 AM »
The United States of Leland. Not exactly a blockbuster, but if you ever come across it, AVOID. Much worse than it looks.
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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2005, 03:27 AM »
you're all high....KILLER TOMATOES.....worlds worst movie i've ever seen....next to 1950's s movies special effects....i think were desensitized because of newer special effects
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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2005, 08:54 AM »
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These I was forced to watch with my niece:

Crossroads and Glitter

painful beyond belief.


Crossroads......are you cereal?   That was an awesome movie!! You gotta be a guitar fan to love that.
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Yeah I was just about to say there was a movie called "Crossroads" about Blues music and maybe the best guitar scene ever, (a duel between Steve Vai and an actor that pretended to play Ry Cooder's gutiar work) so I hope nobody confuses that with the one with the same name that Britney Speers was in.

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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2005, 09:01 AM »
I've seen more than a few really bad movies.  The first one that comes to mind for me is "Beloved", which Oprah made out of some novel.  I was visiting my Mother and Sister and they rented it.  They actually gave up on it, I had to keep watching it out of some morbid curiosity.  I was thinking this movie HAS to get better it can't stay this bad, but I was wrong.

I also remember my Sister and I both pulling the plug on "Sweet November", Keanu Reeves stank to the high heavens in that one.

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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2005, 09:52 AM »
I've seen my share of stinkers in my time. In highschool, one of our favourite things to do was rent a really cheap looking horror movie, I think the ultimate worst of these was Chopping Mall. Another, I Was A Teenage Zombie, was actually not that bad (relatively speaking).
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2005, 10:15 AM »
Swept Away...What in the blue Fhak was Guy Ritchie thinking?!?!
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« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2005, 10:24 AM »
AVP (Aliens Versus Predator)

I liked the whole thing except for the ending,  it got all mushy.

I had to endure "The Phantom of the Opera" for my wife. She loved it,  I really didn't care for it,  I guess the only good "Phantom" movie I liked was "The Phantom of the Paradise" with Paul Williams,  or "KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park", that was cool to.
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« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2005, 11:03 AM »
"Phantom" movie I liked was "The Phantom of the Paradise" with Paul Williams

Excellent movie & soundtrack. When they show the calendar it stops on my birthday, some other real personal stuff to me is also in this film or I've used it. It's a masterpiece.
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« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2005, 12:06 PM »
These days I try to educate myself before making bad rental choices.  Couldn't stand I heart Huckabees.  My opinion is that move was the worst.
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« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2005, 01:43 PM »
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Home Alone

Every single one of them sucks.


What!? That's crazy talk.
I don't think Home Alone is really stellar or anything, but you must not see many films if those are the worst you've seen.

I've seen plenty of absolutely horrible movies, but the worst I've seen off the top of my head : James Bond: Die Another Day, Vera Drake, Queen of the Damned, and a movie I can't recall the title of but it's completely nonsense all throughout and then at the end the protagoniost wakes up!!!! I was so pissed that I had wasted my life on it. I even said half way though, "Imagine if she woke up at the end of this." Lo and behold, the last scene she is bolting upright in her bed in a layer of sweat.
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« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2005, 02:46 PM »
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Swept Away...What in the blue Fhak was Guy Ritchie thinking?!?!



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« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2005, 03:29 PM »
No one will agree with this but I actually fell asleep during the Matrix, in the movie theater.  Missed the middle to end of it, really did try and stay awake.  Just not my thing I guess.
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« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2005, 03:42 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2005, 08:50 PM »
I'd have to say what BottleKid said a few posts ago to Twas......If The Grudge is the worst movie you've ever seen..........then you haven't seen many movies.

It was kind of cheesy, but I've sat comatose through a lot worse.
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« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2005, 08:54 PM »
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No one will agree with this but I actually fell asleep during the Matrix, in the movie theater.  Missed the middle to end of it, really did try and stay awake.  Just not my thing I guess.


I also never got into the whole Matrix thing. I tried to watch the first one but just couldn't get into it,  which is surprising because I'm really into the whole Sci-Fi genre.
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« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2005, 09:52 PM »
KILLER TOMATOES bad. What?????? I remember vaguely that one, but the sequel, Return of the Killer Tomatos with the giant tomatoes rolling around town killing people, that was fucking hilarious.

Another stinker, Herculas starring Arnald Schwarchenegenager.....(SP?) I wonder what the guy who's voice they dubbed over Arnies looked like?????

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