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moncton velvet smooth

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« Reply #50 on: Oct 08, 2011, 02:38 PM »
George Carlin
Jim Gaffigan
Ricky Gervais
Redd Foxx
Chris Rock
Stephen Wright
Lisa Lampinelli
Patton Oswalt
Zach Gallifinakis
Chelsea Handler
Dave Chapelle (why have you
 foresaken us?)
Andy Kaufmann
Ann Coulter (I mean, she's not really for real, is she?)

Worst: Dane Cook. Dumb frat boy writhing around on the floor. He has no jokes beyond what he steals. Mencia's a thief, too.)
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« Reply #51 on: Oct 08, 2011, 09:52 PM »
Ann Coulter is painfully real, but is inhabiting an alternate reality. 
Not for the squeamish.
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« Reply #52 on: Oct 09, 2011, 01:32 AM »
1)Lewis Black, cant get enough
2)Jeff Ross
3)Old skool Eddie Murphy

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« Reply #53 on: Jan 13, 2012, 11:10 AM »
updating my list :p

adding :

Louis C K!
Jim Norton
Pablo fransisco
dough stanhope
dave attel
patton oswalt
richard pryor
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