Topic: Stupid slow-ass flies (Read 1071 times)

the beav · « **on:** Apr 06, 2005, 10:55 PM »

Anybody else been killin' off these dumbass flies that suddenly appear when the weather starts gettin' nice, like they've been hibernating in your closet or basement or some shit...and they emerge and start flyin around hitting walls, all still half asleep n' shit?

You can practically walk right up and pick them up....they're like..."Woaahzz maaaanzz, there'zzz somezzbodyzz comingzzz"...and they try and freak out and fly away, but they just trip and land in your hand anyways....that's when I walk em' to the door and say FUCK OFF and let em' go outside....either that, or I feed em' to my dog Daisy, she tells me they taste like chicken.

shithawk420 · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 11:18 PM »

whoa, i want some of whatever your on!

-Sh

SgtMeowsteen · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 11:21 PM »

Total Ricky Rant ! I love it !

the beav · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 11:57 PM »

Quote from: SgtMeowsteen

Total Ricky Rant ! I love it !

No way, are you serial? I really don't try and sound like him.

the beav · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 11:59 PM »

Quote from: shithawk420

whoa, i want some of whatever your on!
-Sh

And I want some of what's in that picture...

BoTTleKid · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 11:48 AM »

LOL!!!

I hate those flys. The odd one you see in the middle of the winter is like that too. Huge in size and humming around as if they're running out of fuel. ick.

purple_skwirrel · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 12:20 PM »

Yeah, they've got my cat running and jumping all over the place. Still prefer them flies over them bitin' ladybugs...

BoTTleKid · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 12:40 PM »

Quote from: purple_skwirrel

Yeah, they've got my cat running and jumping all over the place. Still prefer them flies over them bitin' ladybugs...

WHAT? Biting lady bugs?
-Pretends not to have heard-

purple_skwirrel · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 12:56 PM »

Quote from: BoTTleKid

Quote from: purple_skwirrel
Yeah, they've got my cat running and jumping all over the place. Still prefer them flies over them bitin' ladybugs...

WHAT? Biting lady bugs?
-Pretends not to have heard-

Yup, an asian variant of the beetle that bites was brought over and they cross-bred with our simple friendly ladybugs...now they all freakin' bite...

Or, read this:

http://www.journalism.ryerson.ca/online/krazy/over/wseccombe.htm

BoTTleKid · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 01:13 PM »

Well, thanks for that PS. Now that I read that, I remember seeing one of these orange beetles in my sister's field in the summer. It didn't bite me, but I was surprised at its very plain yellowy colour.

the beav · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 01:15 PM »

Cocksucker!! I had one bite me the other morning on the arm and it woke me up!! Little bastards.

Back a few summers ago there was a huge infestation...they got in the house and bred like motherfuckers and then there were millions of them it seemed and I was down there vaccumming them up with the shop vac and to this day I still haven't gotten rid of them all.....

What, are these fuckin' bettles like cockroaches?? they live forever or some shit????

Man, of to the library to get me a book on horvaculture.

the beav · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 01:22 PM »

Quote from: BoTTleKid

LOL!!!

I hate those flys. The odd one you see in the middle of the winter is like that too. Huge in size and humming around as if they're running out of fuel. ick.

Hahaaaa, I know exactly the ones you're talkin' about

why are they so mutantly huge???

Like they've been sleeping for years and forgot to wake up and now there like.....holy crap what year is it? where am I? fuck I'm huge......I can hardly fly....bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz crash!!

purple_skwirrel · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 01:31 PM »

Quote from: the beav

Quote from: BoTTleKid
LOL!!!

I hate those flys. The odd one you see in the middle of the winter is like that too. Huge in size and humming around as if they're running out of fuel. ick.

Hahaaaa, I know exactly the ones you're talkin' about

why are they so mutantly huge??? Like they've been sleeping for years and forgot to wake up and now there like.....holy crap what year is it? where am I? fuck I'm huge......I can hardly fly....bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz crash!!

Yeah, they're so weird! I took a picture of this one on our ceiling last year...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/frog_rindle/huge.jpg

the beav · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 02:30 PM »

Quote from: purple_skwirrel

Quote from: the beav
Quote from: BoTTleKid
LOL!!!

I hate those flys. The odd one you see in the middle of the winter is like that too. Huge in size and humming around as if they're running out of fuel. ick.

Hahaaaa, I know exactly the ones you're talkin' about

why are they so mutantly huge??? Like they've been sleeping for years and forgot to wake up and now there like.....holy crap what year is it? where am I? fuck I'm huge......I can hardly fly....bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz crash!!

Yeah, they're so weird! I took a picture of this one on our ceiling last year...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/frog_rindle/huge.jpg

Hahaaaaaa veerry funny

It's a huey.

RumNCoke · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 03:54 PM »

I hate those flies also. I just thought it was my piece of shit apartment. Where do they come from? There are always a bunch of dead ones on my window ledge.

purple_skwirrel · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 05:01 PM »

Quote from: the beav

Quote from: purple_skwirrel

Yeah, they're so weird! I took a picture of this one on our ceiling last year...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/frog_rindle/huge.jpg

Hahaaaaaa veerry funny It's a huey.

eee hee hee!!

trailerchick · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 07:51 PM »

Where i live, you know it's summer when the "Flying Ants" arrive.They are actually a "Carpenter Ant", and have wings for the first day or two.....then they drop them.They then like to get into your house.When I was young we got an infestation....at night when it was quiet you could actually hear them chewing!

They are huge,hard to kill and get into everything.
Hate em.

with wings

after wings drop

I don't remember these back east where i grew up....I wonder if they are a B.C thing??

RumNCoke · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 08:45 PM »

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When I was young we got an infestation....at night when it was quiet you could actually hear them chewing!

That is insane! I'd never be able to sleep. How did you (your parents) deal with the infestation?

trailerchick · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 09:07 PM »

It was insane and I didn't sleep!They also have a nasty habit of "dropping" from the ceiling.
Had to have an exterminator come in......

purple_skwirrel · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 09:52 PM »

Quote from: trailerchick

Where i live, you know it's summer when the "Flying Ants" arrive.They are actually a "Carpenter Ant", and have wings for the first day or two.....then they drop them.They then like to get into your house.When I was young we got an infestation....at night when it was quiet you could actually hear them chewing!

They are huge,hard to kill and get into everything.
Hate em.

We had those really bad here in southern Ontario two summers ago - horrible things.

Saucy Bastard · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 10:05 PM »

Quote from: trailerchick

Where i live, you know it's summer when the "Flying Ants" arrive.They are actually a "Carpenter Ant", and have wings for the first day or two.....then they drop them.They then like to get into your house.When I was young we got an infestation....at night when it was quiet you could actually hear them chewing!

They are huge,hard to kill and get into everything.
Hate em.

I don't remember these back east where i grew up....I wonder if they are a B.C thing??

And then, to signal the end of the summer, we get the flying termites for 2 weeks.Almost as big but twice as clumbsy. At least less of them get into the house.

SgtMeowsteen · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 08, 2005, 12:10 AM »

Quote from: the beav

Quote from: shithawk420
whoa, i want some of whatever your on!
-Sh

And I want some of what's in that picture...

It looks like you are putting in trees for your model train scenery TPB stylee!

the beav · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 10, 2005, 11:10 PM »

Quote from: trailerchick

Where i live, you know it's summer when the "Flying Ants" arrive.They are actually a "Carpenter Ant", and have wings for the first day or two.....then they drop them.They then like to get into your house.When I was young we got an infestation....at night when it was quiet you could actually hear them chewing!

They are huge,hard to kill and get into everything.
Hate em.

with wings

after wings drop

I don't remember these back east where i grew up....I wonder if they are a B.C thing??

*does involuntary skin crawling shake* Ewww, you could actually hear them chewing....ah, I wouldn't be able to sleep in that house. I live in an old farm house and I have every crack, crevice and place wear I think bugs could get in either taped up or caulked. I have this "thing" about bugs crawling on me while I'm sleeping in my house. I could sleep outside under the stars and give two shits about the bugs, because i'm in their environment, but when I'm in my bed and in my house...that is a definite no-no....no bugs allowed in my house! I'm a real freak about keeping my house bug-less.

I have a humungous chemical storage cabinet in my basement where I keep all my bug killing supplies...

One of my bestest buds is an exterminator and has his own business, so I go and raid his truck of all his secrect bug killing traps and potions.

purple_skwirrel · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 10, 2005, 11:13 PM »

Quote from: the beav

*does involuntary skin crawling shake* Ewww, you could actually hear them chewing....ah, I wouldn't be able to sleep in that house. I live in an old farm house and I have every crack, crevice and place wear I think bugs could get in either taped up or caulked. I have this "thing" about bugs crawling on me while I'm sleeping in my house. I could sleep outside under the stars and give two shits about the bugs, because i'm in their environment, but when I'm in my bed and in my house...that is a definite no-no....no bugs allowed in my house! I'm a real freak about keeping my house bug-less.

You're not alone, beav! Or, rather, should I say, "YAY, I'm not alone?"

I think the same way, if I'm outside, so what, it's their world. In my house, especially in bed, I have a conniption if I see even a fly on my wall.

RumNCoke · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 11, 2005, 06:14 AM »

I was in Cuba last summer and in the evening a lot of mosquitoes come out. Before going to bed I'd go hunting and kill everything in my hotel room. I'm not sleeping in a room full of mosquitoes. "DING! DING! DING! Come and get it. All night, all you can eat buffet."

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