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« on: Apr 03, 2005, 11:10 PM »
Has anyone else heard this Comedian? He was one of my favourite comedians and has recently died  :(
http://www.mitchellhedberg.com/
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« Reply #1 on: Apr 03, 2005, 11:48 PM »
Sure have.... he was a funny guy.  

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« Reply #2 on: Apr 04, 2005, 12:08 AM »
count me in as a fan as well...sad to hear it.

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« Reply #3 on: Apr 04, 2005, 12:11 AM »
Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something

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« Reply #4 on: Apr 04, 2005, 12:15 AM »
He was hilarious.

"I woke up in a twin bed and wondered where my brother was."

Fucking drugs, what a sad waste.  I hope he's at peace.

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« Reply #5 on: Apr 04, 2005, 12:19 AM »
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He was hilarious.

"I woke up in a twin bed and wondered where my brother was."

Fucking drugs, what a sad waste.  I hope he's at peace.

B.


That's the guy that said that???.....Holy fuck, I've been going around all week sayin' that same line.

You said it Becks, that is sad.......fuckin' drugs.
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« Reply #6 on: Apr 04, 2005, 08:44 AM »
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He was hilarious.

"I woke up in a twin bed and wondered where my brother was."

Fucking drugs, what a sad waste.  I hope he's at peace.

B.


That's the guy that said that???.....Holy fuck, I've been going around all week sayin' that same line.

You said it Becks, that is sad.......fuckin' drugs.


I didn't know that was him, either.  such a shame and a waste  :cry:

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« Reply #7 on: Apr 04, 2005, 07:12 PM »
I went to the Apartment Depo and it was jst a warehouse with people saying I don't gotta fix shit.

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« Reply #8 on: Apr 04, 2005, 07:22 PM »
"I saw a human pyramid once. It was totally unnecessary"

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"I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone needs to get ahold of me they just say, "Mitch," and I say, "what" and turn my head slightly..."

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« Reply #9 on: Apr 04, 2005, 07:28 PM »
:shock:   i didnt even hear about this till this post...    :(
Such a funny man, what a waste of tallent...
'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience'  ROFL  one of my fav's...  
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« Reply #10 on: Apr 04, 2005, 08:44 PM »
Does anyone know the club sandwhich bit? Like the whole bit

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« Reply #11 on: Apr 04, 2005, 08:59 PM »
"I like sandwiches... I order the Club sandwich, but I'm not even a member.. I don't know how I get away with?"

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« Reply #12 on: Apr 04, 2005, 09:00 PM »
That one, but the whole thing was way longer about how the guys formed the club, using 3 slices of toast, and toothpicks.

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« Reply #13 on: Apr 04, 2005, 09:24 PM »
holy spell check batman! :P

I cant remember the whole thing, or which cd of his it's on.

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« Reply #14 on: Apr 05, 2005, 07:46 PM »
on the cob, but that's how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that corn, they should call every other version, corn off the cob. It's not like if you cut off my arm you would call it Mitch. Then reattach it and call me Mitch-all-together..."

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« Reply #15 on: Apr 13, 2005, 08:17 AM »
WOW, where have I been.  I didn't know he died.  I loved him, he was one of my favorites.  I just checked this topic to see if there was any cool news on him.  DAMN!
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« Reply #16 on: Apr 13, 2005, 08:51 AM »
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WOW, where have I been.  I didn't know he died.  I loved him, he was one of my favorites.  I just checked this topic to see if there was any cool news on him.  DAMN!


I know what you mean NS, I log in here mainly to catch up on what's been going on in the world!

Such a shame... :-(

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« Reply #17 on: Apr 20, 2005, 03:01 PM »
I found a site with his comedy on it but it is down, if its up again I'll post it

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« Reply #18 on: Apr 20, 2005, 05:31 PM »
That would be cool.  Thanks DVS!

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« Reply #19 on: Apr 22, 2005, 03:27 PM »
the guy had the best one liners ever written in history.

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« Reply #20 on: Jan 05, 2006, 05:10 PM »
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg#Comedy_Clubs

Here you go...link.
I never knew how funny this guy was until it was all over for him. True comic genius.
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« Reply #21 on: Jan 05, 2006, 07:33 PM »
You always see him on the comedy network with that twin bed line... never knew his name.  Sad how so many comedians are the funniest fuckers on stage but offstage they're miserable buggers... I figure that's what George Carlin is like.. only thing is, his misery is following him onstage these days.. just sounds like an old crotchety bastard bitching about the planet, nevermind comedy.

Anyway... RIP Mitch... hope ya found a better place.

And here's the link to the site... http://www.mitchhedberg.net/

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« Reply #22 on: Jan 05, 2006, 11:25 PM »
Sad sad sad   :(Listened to the show on sirius radio(raw dog) on my way to The Arctic Circle when they announced his passing ...Very funny guy!! RIP Mitch
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« Reply #23 on: Jan 06, 2006, 07:35 PM »
according to the web site it looks as if he actually died in the summer???!!!  wtf?

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« Reply #24 on: Jan 06, 2006, 10:12 PM »
Yeah the post was originally posted in april,he was a comical genius.I found a site with about 10 of his stand up clips.if i can find it i'll post it