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« Reply #25 on: Apr 01, 2005, 03:43 PM »
next year i'm going around and setting everyone's home page to some dirty lumberjack gay porn site, dammit.  and then removing the ball from the mouse altogether.  that'll make me feel better!
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« Reply #26 on: Apr 01, 2005, 07:02 PM »
Quote from: Jaloopa
next year i'm going around and setting everyone's home page to some dirty lumberjack gay porn site, dammit.  and then removing the ball from the mouse altogether.  that'll make me feel better!


LOL! Good one.
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« Reply #27 on: Apr 01, 2005, 09:26 PM »
My best prank ever was the time I made my buddies think I was chugging Smirnoff vodka straight out of the bottle. We'd just come home from a night of heavy drinking. We were all pretty trashed. You should have seen the look on their faces. They were disgusted and horrified. They probably thought I was going to die of alcohol poisoning. Of course I was only drinking water. I had partially filled and empty bottle of Smirnoff with some good ol' H2O.   :lol:  :twisted:

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« Reply #28 on: Apr 11, 2006, 09:39 PM »


years ago I came home late from working in a hotel on april 1st and changed all the clocks in the house so that when everyone thought they'd had a lie in, it was stil drastically early. I even woke them fiddling with the clock and said I was doing "nuthin" and they went back to sleep.

In the morning I enjoyed my stubborn dad saying I hadn't changed the clocks.  He rang the speaking clock 4 times and my uncle before he believed me, bah humbug!

This year I told my husband I won a grand on the national lottery but hadn't the heart to keep it up. He was so sweet I felt guilty as hell.

But fawhk do I love practical jokes! One guy blew up the toilets in his school with chemicals one april fools.
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« Reply #29 on: Apr 12, 2006, 08:53 AM »
i used to play tricks on my dad alot....now i kinda stopped all together.....i am usually too busy panicking at aging another year the next day...haha

      but the best trick i ever played on my dad and this was mean....i gotta tell the story how the idea came about though...hehe

in high school at 16 found out i was pregnant...of course my dad was devastated but supportive....i had my daughter at 17 not 4 months after she was born...found out i was pregnant again....now at 17 1 kid and another on the way......my dad was sooo sad that i was sooo young....but stayed strong ( he is a worse nervous wreck than i am) so he was doing good....i think my second was like 3 months old (notice the pattern ) when april fools hit i was driving by and seen him outside so i pulled up he walked to the car, and asked me what wa up.....and this was all spur of the moment which usually makes them the best....i looked at him and said ...dad i'm pregnant.....i don't even think i had time to finish the word pregnant i lost sight of him....he totally fainted on the pave......i really felt bad but i was laughing my ass off at the same time....hehe

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« Reply #30 on: Apr 13, 2006, 12:38 AM »
I put a tea bag in one of our shower heads and my mom just freaked

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« Reply #31 on: Aug 13, 2006, 01:50 PM »
I am working on one as we speak...
I have started, gradually, slowing down the mouse speed on a co-irker's computer. One notch every week until he will think he is going crazy :lol:
 I once asked a lady that works with me how her son was...I claimed I saw him crying and all bloody walking home during a school day. You have to be quick on the "april fools" 'though.
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« Reply #32 on: Aug 13, 2006, 02:07 PM »
I've never done this one, but I think it would be really funny to, in the night time, take buch of stuff like your computers, tvs, etc, and maybe some valuables, and hide them somewhere in your house. when your family wakes up, they would think they'd been robbed overnight. :-)


lol i know a man who done this when his wife was away at work he put everything in his attic even doors and radiators i mean everything, he had a friend say he was at work (hes self employed) then locked his back door and kicked it in. his wife can back from work and was crying her eyes outs phoneing cops, they searched for fingerprints but never checked the attic when the cops left he told his wife, told her she had to be shocked for the cops then claimed off the house insurance he made a fortune! lol
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« Reply #33 on: Aug 13, 2006, 02:34 PM »
I once asked a lady that works with me how her son was...I claimed I saw him crying and all bloody walking home during a school day. You have to be quick on the "april fools" 'though.
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That's so evil.....I love it.
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« Reply #34 on: Aug 20, 2006, 07:08 PM »
Today on my car I found a flyer for one of those companies that help you fight traffic tickets. On the back on the flyer was a fake traffic ticket. My plan is to scan and print a bunch of copies, put them on my friend's cars, and comedy will follow. For anyone who's interested in doing the same, I've attached a copy. :twisted:

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