TOP 5 SIGNS YOU NEED A SHOWER
1. Your cat would rather lick their butt than lick your fingers covered with ham juice.
2. Your cats sleep in the litter box rather than at your feet
3. You spray yourself with Lysol to give your B.O'd clothes that "fresh out of the dryer" scent
4. You pass off your greasy hair as the "wet look" to your friends
5. You use foot spray for areas other than your foot
**1-4 based on personal experience
***Made up #5 so I could get a 5 in my top 5